He is instant offense ala "the microwave" Vinny Johnson. Gonna be fun watching the kid play for 4 years.
Maybe Todd "Cant Dunk" Mayo?
The tangy zip of.....
Lemme get back to you.
Sunny Delight (better than OJ)
How about when he schools someone for a hoop it is referred to as putting on a Mayo Clinic.
He makes it look so easy and effortless...by the way
Money
Hot Toddy
Glad none of you are my personal friends, damn those are some bad nicknames. Hot toddy?! ::)
He's just The Todd.
Spicy Mayo. He's HOT!
Like Sunny D
Quote from: MUMBA on December 06, 2011, 09:49:02 PM
Hot Toddy
After a 10 minute laugh, this gets my vote
Todd Motherf*ckin' Mayo
I like Mayo Clinic.
"Not Shy"
Second coming?
Alzheimer...he has no memory.
Smove
F'n2
T-Pain.... is that one taken?
Another vote for "The Todd."
F*ckin A.
EZ On (the Mayo)
Tod "Can't Hold the" Mayo
Quote from: Jamailman on December 06, 2011, 09:36:37 PM
Sunny Delight (better than OJ)
Awesome.
"Clinic" is great too.
How 'bout Dunkless?
Just kidding, everybody!
GIMMETHEMAYO!!
Aioli?
I know it's a boring nickname, but when i watch the kid, the thing that comes to my mind is smooth.
He doesn't have the sick athletic ability of a DJO, but there is just a smooth feel to his game and how he carries himself IMO.
For a freshman who wasn't say a 5-star big time recruit, Mayo has pretty much shocked me in how mature he plays already. How confident he plays. A lot of freshman not only can look at least a bit overwhelmed on the court sometimes, they often ca be afraid to varying degrees to put up shots in key spots out of deference to teammates and fear of angering the coach if the shot misses.
Todd though plays and carries himself on the court more like a junior or senior than a kid playing in only his 8th college game.
"Cuatro (4) de Mayo"
Miracle Whip
/Bad Homer nickname
The Clinic
Whip
Clinic.
Going into the season I was really pumped to see Juan and Jamil, I am absolutely stunned that Mayo has been the standout. This kid is unreal for a freshman so far.
Quote from: Andrew Siciliano's Ear on December 07, 2011, 12:46:56 AM
Clinic.
Going into the season I was really pumped to see Juan and Jamil, I am absolutely stunned that Mayo has been the standout. This kid is unreal for a freshman so far.
+1
But remember Todd is almost 21 so he is a much more mature freshmen than most
Over at Anonymous Eagle, Rubie Q has been insistent on pushing "The Spread" as TM's nickname.
Uncle Todd
Quote from: shaquilvaine on December 06, 2011, 09:20:10 PM
He is instant offense ala "the microwave" Vinny Johnson. Gonna be fun watching the kid play for 4 years.
4 Years... Any thoughts on Todd improving so that leaving early becomes a realistic outcome? I do like what I see so far.
Love The Clinic. Double entendre and all. He's been putting on a clinic all year.
Didn't know that Chris Berman has multiple Scoop aliases.
Some of these are just awful.
/has no suggestions
Money Mayo. He's on tha paper chase.
Seeing as though he's from West Virginia, maybe something related to these:
http://www.inspirational-quotes-short-funny-stuff.com/west-virginia-state-motto.html
West Virginia: Safe sex; we mark the sheep that kick!
It's All Relative in West Virginia
"miracle whip"
Hot rod Todd
Todd's house of God
Firing Squad Todd
Riyadh Todd
Mossad Todd
Odd Todd
Piston rod Todd
I found a website that had a rhyme search. I win based on quantity. Boom!
Edit: I'm going to start using "The Clinic." It's by far the best suggestion (besides my suggestions :p)
THE AL was the guy who could create cool nicknames, but alas...... Anyway, I vote for "Todd....puttin' on another Mayo Clinic." (Groan)
From Da Coach
"Da Moyonator"
Call him the Mayor, he'll be calling the shots in no time.
It's got to be the Clinic.
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Chipping into the homosexualness in the thread.
Todds bod.
Or todds got the bod.
::)
Quote from: JDuquaine on December 07, 2011, 03:33:52 PM
Chipping into the homosexualness in the thread.
Weren't you just banned a little while ago?
Jackass.
Weren't you just banned a little while ago?
Jackass.
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Iceman
Cause he plays like he has ice in his veins. :D ?-(
I got nothing.
Quote from: shaquilvaine on December 06, 2011, 09:20:10 PM
He is instant offense ala "the microwave" Vinny Johnson. Gonna be fun watching the kid play for 4 years.
I've been calling him "microwave" since the start of season.
Could easily see the kid has great scoring instincts.
BroJ.... ;D
Honestly, The Clinic is SUPER good. I love it!
Sunny D is really good. I love it. BUT...gotta go with 'The Clinic'.
Done.
I like The Clinic but it's a difficult to say fast. Naze as in Naismith is a good alternate. Say he just hit three ball at Bradley: Nay..................................ze,
"Toddchester" - The mayo clinic is in Rochester, MN.
"Clinic" would be perfect if not for the fact it has no street cred to it. I suppose we could spice it up by swapping a K for a C or a Y for an I
Klinic
Klynic
Klynik
etc.
Personally, I like Sunny D... some people think it's better than OJ, some think OJ is better... doesn't matter, they're both cool, smooth, refreshing, and mixed with the right ingredients, they'll open up a New Orleans-Style Hurricane on the court.
(See what I did there?)
Wonder if the "Clinic" is free.
Terrible nickname.
I am sure it won't be long before his detractors call his missed shots "Mayo-nays".
Like this..............?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNwK7mhDC_w
Fast foward to the 24 second mark.
The Clinic is awesome. When I mentioned it to my roommates, the one who is a casual Marquette fan loved it, and another who doesn't follow basketball listened to the explanation and thought it was solid as well.
Of course, if he keeps hitting big shots, he can have an honorary Todd F*&#ing Mayo
Quote from: Benny B on December 08, 2011, 10:03:10 AM
"Clinic" would be perfect if not for the fact it has no street cred to it. I suppose we could spice it up by swapping a K for a C or a Y for an I
Klinic
Klynic
Klynik
etc.
Personally, I like Sunny D... some people think it's better than OJ, some think OJ is better... doesn't matter, they're both cool, smooth, refreshing, and mixed with the right ingredients, they'll open up a New Orleans-Style Hurricane on the court.
(See what I did there?)
Sounds good in theory but the K's and Y's make him seem eastern European.
The clinic is perfect for him but i think sunny d is better for the way we need to use his nick name in the student section
Quote from: THEultimateWARRIOR on December 08, 2011, 11:21:28 AM
The clinic is perfect for him but i think sunny d is better for the way we need to use his nick name in the student section
Do you think the guy likes living in his brother's shadow though? I say leave the nicknames referencing his bro out of it.
Goldfinger.
Why does everyone like Clinic? It's stupid.
Why not Charmander, since he is a freshman. Then Charmeleon as he "evolves" to a sophomore. Then he can be CHARZARD when he is a junior. I assume he'll go pro after that, so we don't need to worry that Charzard can't evolve.
Charmander's weakness is mainly against water. Luckily we do not play any teams with water nicknames for the rest of the year (that I noticed skimming the schedule)... sooo he should play pretty well unless we play Pepperdine in the tourney :/
Quote from: NeverDrankBefore on December 09, 2011, 02:46:29 PM
Why does everyone like Clinic? It's stupid.
Why not Charmander, since he is a freshman. Then Charmeleon as he "evolves" to a sophomore. Then he can be CHARZARD when he is a junior. I assume he'll go pro after that, so we don't need to worry that Charzard can't evolve.
Charmander's weakness is mainly against water. Luckily we do not play any teams with water nicknames for the rest of the year (that I noticed skimming the schedule)... sooo he should play pretty well unless we play Pepperdine in the tourney :/
Let's not use Pokemon as the basis for our nicknames. I'm willing to bet Todd Mayo has never played and probably never even heard of it.
I think he should grab the F*ckin name from JFB. Think about it, Todd F*cking Mayo. It rolls right off the tongue and I know I kept saying it excitedly during/after the Madison game.
Quote from: Bocephys on December 09, 2011, 02:51:27 PM
Let's not use Pokemon as the basis for our nicknames. I'm willing to bet Todd Mayo has never played and probably never even heard of it.
I think he should grab the F*ckin name from JFB. Think about it, Todd F*cking Mayo. It rolls right off the tongue and I know I kept saying it excitedly during/after the Madison game.
Sorry...it sounds too much like a sentence...I can't deal with the visual....
Then lengthen it to Motherf*ckin' and it's all good.
Quote from: mu77vegas on December 08, 2011, 09:22:11 AM
"Toddchester" - The mayo clinic is in Rochester, MN.
There are 3 Mayo Clinics in the US.
Rochester, MN
Jacksonville, FL
Scottsdale, AZ
"The Todd" gets my vote.
Quote from: MU B2002 on December 09, 2011, 03:00:06 PM
There are 3 Mayo Clinics in the US.
Rochester, MN
Jacksonville, FL
Scottsdale, AZ
THE Mayo clinic is in Rochester.
To me, the Jamailman hit it with "Sunny D". Perfect for the student section.... SUN-E-DEE, SUN-E-DEE...