Todd Mayo needs a nickname

[PBRme]

From Da Coach

"Da Moyonator"

[muzzwilliams]

Call him the Mayor, he'll be calling the shots in no time.

[StillAWarrior]

It's got to be the Clinic.

[warriorchick]

[JD]

Chipping into the homosexualness in the thread.


Todds bod.

Or todds got the bod.

[Skatastrophy]

Chipping into the homosexualness in the thread.

Weren't you just banned a little while ago?

Jackass.

[JD]

Weren't you just banned a little while ago?

Jackass.

Didn't violate any of the rules below chief.

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[MUWeb7]

Iceman

Cause he plays like he has ice in his veins.    


I got nothing.

[Golden Avalanche]

He is instant offense ala "the microwave" Vinny Johnson.  Gonna be fun watching the kid play for 4 years.

I've been calling him "microwave" since the start of season.

Could easily see the kid has great scoring instincts.

[DomJamesToTheBasket]

BroJ....

Honestly,  The Clinic is SUPER good.  I love it!

[Wade for President]

Sunny D is really good.  I love it.  BUT...gotta go with 'The Clinic'. 

Done. 

[DoggyDaddy]

I like The Clinic but it's a difficult to say fast. Naze as in Naismith is a good alternate. Say he just hit three ball at Bradley: Nay..................................ze,

[VegasWarrior77]

"Toddchester" - The mayo clinic is in Rochester, MN.

[Benny B]

"Clinic" would be perfect if not for the fact it has no street cred to it.  I suppose we could spice it up by swapping a K for a C or a Y for an I

Klinic
Klynic
Klynik
etc.

Personally, I like Sunny D... some people think it's better than OJ, some think OJ is better... doesn't matter, they're both cool, smooth, refreshing, and mixed with the right ingredients, they'll open up a New Orleans-Style Hurricane on the court.

(See what I did there?)

[Hards Alumni]

Wonder if the "Clinic" is free.

Terrible nickname.

[warriorchick]

I am sure it won't be long before his detractors call his missed shots "Mayo-nays".

[MUlegends]

Like this..............?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNwK7mhDC_w

Fast foward to the 24 second mark.

[JWags85]

The Clinic is awesome.  When I mentioned it to my roommates, the one who is a casual Marquette fan loved it, and another who doesn't follow basketball listened to the explanation and thought it was solid as well.

Of course, if he keeps hitting big shots, he can have an honorary Todd F*&#ing Mayo

[MerrittsMustache]

"Clinic" would be perfect if not for the fact it has no street cred to it.  I suppose we could spice it up by swapping a K for a C or a Y for an I

Klinic
Klynic
Klynik
etc.

Personally, I like Sunny D... some people think it's better than OJ, some think OJ is better... doesn't matter, they're both cool, smooth, refreshing, and mixed with the right ingredients, they'll open up a New Orleans-Style Hurricane on the court.

(See what I did there?)

Sounds good in theory but the K's and Y's make him seem eastern European.

[THEultimateWARRIOR]

The clinic is perfect for him but i think sunny d is better for the way we need to use his nick name in the student section

[esotericmindguy]

Clinic

My vote.

[Skatastrophy]

The clinic is perfect for him but i think sunny d is better for the way we need to use his nick name in the student section

Do you think the guy likes living in his brother's shadow though?  I say leave the nicknames referencing his bro out of it.

[MU B2002]

Goldfinger.

[NeverDrankBefore]

Why does everyone like Clinic? It's stupid.

Why not Charmander, since he is a freshman.  Then Charmeleon as he "evolves" to a sophomore.  Then he can be CHARZARD when he is a junior.  I assume he'll go pro after that, so we don't need to worry that Charzard can't evolve.

Charmander's weakness is mainly against water.  Luckily we do not play any teams with water nicknames for the rest of the year (that I noticed skimming the schedule)... sooo he should play pretty well unless we play Pepperdine in the tourney :/

[Bocephys]

Why does everyone like Clinic? It's stupid.

Why not Charmander, since he is a freshman.  Then Charmeleon as he "evolves" to a sophomore.  Then he can be CHARZARD when he is a junior.  I assume he'll go pro after that, so we don't need to worry that Charzard can't evolve.

Charmander's weakness is mainly against water.  Luckily we do not play any teams with water nicknames for the rest of the year (that I noticed skimming the schedule)... sooo he should play pretty well unless we play Pepperdine in the tourney :/

Let's not use Pokemon as the basis for our nicknames.  I'm willing to bet Todd Mayo has never played and probably never even heard of it.

I think he should grab the F*ckin name from JFB.  Think about it, Todd F*cking Mayo.  It rolls right off the tongue and I know I kept saying it excitedly during/after the Madison game.