Kolek planning to go pro
Rocket I could be wrong but I think they are all just riffing on the Billy Madison scene. I don’t know that they have peed themselves (though I couldn’t believe the tide pod challenge happened —so I could be wrong).
https://nypost.com/2020/05/30/apocalyptic-bird-flu-could-wipe-out-half-of-humanity-scientists/
Cracker Barrell is going to start selling alcohol.https://www.foodandwine.com/news/cracker-barrel-beer-wine-reopening
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/squirrels-bubonic-plague-colorado-test-positive/To my Colorado Scoopers .. just relax and let the black death take you.
I blame Trump.
Are you kidding? He would be an expert at evicting the black death.
I rarely audibly laugh out loud when I read things. This was fantastic.
"Morgues Are Overflowing in Mississippi and Coroners Are Terrified"https://www.thedailybeast.com/amid-a-mississippi-coronavirus-surge-morgues-are-overflowing-and-coroners-are-scared
Several autopsy techs had resigned and the already barebones staff was now down to just two medical examiners and a single tech statewide.
“I’m not a doctor, man. I’m a coroner,” he added. “It’s not up to me to say ‘this pneumonia was caused by COVID’ if it wasn’t. So writing COVID when I don’t know for sure, that could be false information and drive the numbers up higher than we already know they are. I would love to talk to someone at CDC or elsewhere who could give me guidance on that. But that’s not a choice I would make until I’m instructed to do otherwise.”
As the coronavirus pandemic continues, Dunkin’ Brands Inc. said Thursday it expects to close up to 800 underperforming U.S. stores this year. The Canton, Mass.-based company had previously announced the closure of 450 stores within Speedway gas stations.