Quote from: barfolomew on July 03, 2025, 12:02:22 PMIt will be important to confirm, if he commits, that Lucas pronounces his last name "More-EE-o" and not "More-ILL-o".

Morillo, I just met a guard named Morillo...

I know this is Scoop but whatever happened to just wishing everyone a happy Independence Day and not get all snarky about it?

Quote from: The Sultan on Today at 08:38:07 AMYeah, why do that when I can get hammered at the local town festival and then go home and shoot off fireworks instead?  That's clearly what the founders intended.

The second amendment gives you the right to do it.

Quote from: The Sultan on Today at 08:38:07 AMYeah, why do that when I can get hammered at the local town festival and then go home and shoot off fireworks instead?  That's clearly what the founders intended.

If you're sober on the 4th of July you should be sent to South Sudan

Quote from: Jockey on Today at 08:57:48 AMI like that the new holiday tradition is for POTUS to declare he HATES half of the country.

Nah, he is just needling the 20 percent who actually hate the country.

Gonna watch Free Willy today in his honour 

I like that the new holiday tradition is for POTUS to declare he HATES half of the country.

Quote from: Pakuni on July 03, 2025, 05:10:36 PMI can't be the only one who often got him confused with Tom Sizemore (also RIP).

White people all look alike.