[Cracked Sidewalks] Wait .. the Germans didn't bomb Pearl Harbor?

[drewm88]

Now she should be good looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.

[farmdaddy]

"Knowledge is Good"

Emil Faber

I live by that quote

[mu-rara]

I still say out him.  No excuse for this level of ignorance.

[LON]

Zero, point, zero.

[lurch91]

I can't believe I threw-up in front of Dean Wormer.

[ecompt]

Face it, Kent, you threw up ON Dean Wormer.

[WashDCWarrior]

The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me

[MU Chi_IL]

They took the bar! The whole f@%$^*g bar!

[mu03eng]

Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

[TVDirector]

let's see-
if you can guess-
what I am now....

[sigep80]

Do you mind if we dance with your dates?

[tower912]

....blanks in the gun, right?

[Henry Sugar]

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Animal_House

[ecompt]

Sophomore dies in kiln explosion...I just spoke to her last week...she was going to make a pot for me.

[MU Chi_IL]

Kent 'Flounder' Dorfman - "May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"

Has it's own website:
http://www.10000marbles.com/

[DoubleMU0609]

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Animal_House

Cheater!

[Phi Iota Gamma 84]

If the prof is not going to be outed he/she should at least be exposed to a "thank you sir may I have another" moment

[TVDirector]

Otis, my man!

[AZWarrior]

You fucked up. You trusted us........

[TVDirector]

that boy is a P-I-G pig

[ecompt]

The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests (wink) ... WE DID

[TVDirector]

A Phpledge pin???
on your uniform????!!!!

[AZWarrior]

Eat Me

OK - not exactly a "line", it was written on the parade float.  The one in the shape of a cake.