Author Topic: [Cracked Sidewalks] Wait .. the Germans didn't bomb Pearl Harbor? (Read 8318 times)

drewm88 · « **Reply #25 on:** September 15, 2008, 10:42:29 PM »

Now she should be good looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.

farmdaddy · « **Reply #26 on:** September 15, 2008, 10:49:30 PM »

"Knowledge is Good"

Emil Faber

I live by that quote

mu-rara · « **Reply #27 on:** September 16, 2008, 07:18:46 AM »

I still say out him. No excuse for this level of ignorance.

LON · « **Reply #28 on:** September 16, 2008, 08:44:03 AM »

Zero, point, zero.

lurch91 · « **Reply #29 on:** September 16, 2008, 08:49:41 AM »

I can't believe I threw-up in front of Dean Wormer.

ecompt · « **Reply #30 on:** September 16, 2008, 08:58:39 AM »

Face it, Kent, you threw up ON Dean Wormer.

WashDCWarrior · « **Reply #31 on:** September 16, 2008, 09:15:14 AM »

The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me

MU Chi_IL · « **Reply #32 on:** September 16, 2008, 10:11:04 AM »

They took the bar! The whole f@%$^*g bar!

mu03eng · « **Reply #33 on:** September 16, 2008, 11:36:31 AM »

Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

TVDirector · « **Reply #34 on:** September 16, 2008, 12:25:27 PM »

let's see-
if you can guess-
what I am now....

sigep80 · « **Reply #35 on:** September 16, 2008, 01:16:20 PM »

Do you mind if we dance with your dates?

tower912 · « **Reply #36 on:** September 16, 2008, 01:40:29 PM »

....blanks in the gun, right?

Henry Sugar · « **Reply #37 on:** September 16, 2008, 01:41:50 PM »

ecompt · « **Reply #38 on:** September 16, 2008, 02:05:28 PM »

Sophomore dies in kiln explosion...I just spoke to her last week...she was going to make a pot for me.

MU Chi_IL · « **Reply #39 on:** September 16, 2008, 03:14:45 PM »

Kent 'Flounder' Dorfman - "May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"

Has it's own website:
http://www.10000marbles.com/

DoubleMU0609 · « **Reply #40 on:** September 16, 2008, 04:36:12 PM »

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Animal_House

Cheater!

Phi Iota Gamma 84 · « **Reply #41 on:** September 16, 2008, 05:01:54 PM »

If the prof is not going to be outed he/she should at least be exposed to a "thank you sir may I have another" moment

TVDirector · « **Reply #42 on:** September 16, 2008, 10:27:03 PM »

Otis, my man!

AZWarrior · « **Reply #43 on:** September 16, 2008, 10:33:55 PM »

You unnatural carnal knowledgeed up. You trusted us........

TVDirector · « **Reply #44 on:** September 17, 2008, 08:45:56 PM »

that boy is a P-I-G pig

ecompt · « **Reply #45 on:** September 17, 2008, 09:43:06 PM »

The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests (wink) ... WE DID

TVDirector · « **Reply #46 on:** September 17, 2008, 09:53:01 PM »

A Phpledge pin???
on your uniform????!!!!

AZWarrior · « **Reply #47 on:** September 17, 2008, 10:02:10 PM »

Eat Me

OK - not exactly a "line", it was written on the parade float. The one in the shape of a cake.

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