WOOTOFF!!!

[Gwaki]

I have been told that a wootoff is starting tonight at midnight aka 6 minutes.  Better get teh beer ready..

[Gwaki]

yayayayaya wooooootofffffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!

[spiral97]

thanks for the heads up.. checked for some wootoff checkers and this one told me about the next item before even several manual refreshes showed the item (with a link to buy it).. it did this twice in a row now.. not sure how it gets that advantage but if it remains consistent it might be the edge we need to get some BOCs

http://woot.schooloffishers.com/

other wootoff checkers I found that seem fine are:
http://www.strasburgtech.net/woot/v2/
http://www.zoro.in/woot/

(I usually have at least 2 running at once in firefox just in case one hangs - I just monitor the tab titles to know when it's getting close)

[Gwaki]

I use wootalyzer. which is a program that you install.  It is pretty reliable.

[Gwaki]

this has been one crappy wootoff

[Sweenz]

I think it has been good actually... and now that it is two days, could be great!

[Gwaki]

not many good items and a good amount of woot killers.  I guess as long as i get my BOCi will be happy.

btw i did buy the hdmi cables

[Chili]

not many good items and a good amount of woot killers.  I guess as long as i get my BOCi will be happy.

btw i did buy the hdmi cables

how much were the hdmi cables? if you ever need cables go to monoprice.com. By far the best place on the net.

[spiral97]

BOC... CRAP.. 10 seconds too late on looking at the screen.. 5 seconds too long on processing the screen.. and about .5 seconds too long on telling my fingers to grab the mouse and click "I want one!" 

[Chili]

BOC... CRAP.. 10 seconds too late on looking at the screen.. 5 seconds too long on processing the screen.. and about .5 seconds too long on telling my fingers to grab the mouse and click "I want one!" 

Fucking server crashed when it was processing. I had just clicked "buy" after reviewing my order. unnatural carnal knowledge them.

[MU Chi_IL]

My quest for a BOC continues...stupid woot.

[Gwaki]

WOOOTOFFFFF!!!
and chili the cables were $3 for 12 ft cables

[spiral97]

Rumor of a woot-off starting tonight at midnight...

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/FatwalletHotDeals/~3/427835238/871984

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WOOT, INC. INTERNAL EMAIL
STAFF EYES ONLY

Attention Woot employees -

We are now entering the final phase of preparations for the Woot-Off planned for midnight tonight. This is when we depart from our usual deal-a-day model and sell one product after another, offering a new deal as soon as the previous one sells out. For some reason, Woot members like marqptm continue to have high expectations for this event. We must make every effort to ensure that they feel disappointed and betrayed.

All workers should be physically and mentally straining to make this Woot-Off a success, like every muscle in a wolf's body strains to capture and devour its prey. We expect total compliance with the following objectives:

    * Make sure the stables are thoroughly cleaned and the horses properly groomed and shod. As you know, Commander Rutledge prefers to lead us on horseback during Woot-Offs. Charge!
    * Customer Service department: all vacation requests for this week and next are approved. If you have not filed a vacation request, take one anyway.
    * The little green pills in the kitchen are there to keep you alert and working. Take as many as you need. Officially, Woot does not believe in the concept of "overdose".
    * Take at least one of our servers offline, just for laughs.
    * Go to the landfill and dig up some more Sansa media players. If you see any Digipro Graphics Tablets (and you will), grab those, too.
    * Place crap bags in company latrines so those orders can be "filled". To this end, the company will provide free lunch today from El Feo, the filthiest burrito joint in Dallas. Do your worst, guys.
    * Neutralize all negative thinking among our members. We simply cannot tolerate any more posts like "do not want" or "Woot-Off killer". If electronic means like word filters and IP bans do not work, we must reactivate the rapid-response teams to physically eliminate all threats to our reputation.
    * Last time, spot checks revealed that approximately 25% of products shipped are broken, incomplete, or excessively dirty. This is unacceptable. For this Woot-Off, defective shipments must make up at least 40%.
    * Remind SmartPost that there's no need to hurry on these orders. Prompt delivery makes our customers spoiled and argumentative. Let them learn humility and gratitude while they wait.


Above all, we must strive to make this Woot-Off even more tedious, disappointing, and lucrative than the last one. The employee who achieves the most toward this end will be rewarded with one brown Zune. Second place: two brown Zunes.

Forward into battle! Remember: to give one's life for Woot is glorious!

Larry Stalin
eCommerce eKommissar
Woot, Inc.

THIS EMAIL WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 90 SECONDS

[spiral97]

Rumor is true.. Woot-Off in progress.

[Strokin 3s]

What the hell is a WOOTOFF?

[spiral97]

http://www.woot.com/WhatIsWoot.aspx

[Hards Alumni]

woot off still going on...

laser printer up now.

[spiral97]

now it's a bandolier of carrots...

no.. not a bag of crap.. a t-shirt with a picture of a bandolier stuffed with carrots on it.. 

[Gwaki]

I want my bag of crap

[Hards Alumni]

bought a universal remote earlier, and now they have a blood pressure thing up... lame city.

[Gwaki]

BAG OF CRAP!!

[Gwaki]

and once again i didnt get one

[MU Chi_IL]

SOMEDAY the BOC will be mine, someday!

By the way Gwaki, your signature sends me into seizures every time I read one of your psots.

[Gwaki]

which image?