Author Topic: Baseball Pissing Match (Read 461320 times)

Moonboots · « **Reply #1100 on:** March 27, 2009, 01:10:50 AM »

Quote from: marquette09 on March 27, 2009, 12:57:41 AM

Ari, just enjoy the Brewers 5th place finsih this season. Good luck winning without any pitching. Sure will be embarassing for you and your crew this year when the Reds finish ahead of you

5th place finish? Can we get some sort of bet going with the over/under on the Brewers finishing in 5th place?

I'd love to get a couple (hundred) dollars down on that.

Meanwhile...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrobcJa_EV8

LON · « **Reply #1101 on:** March 27, 2009, 09:47:01 AM »

* There also is a new pennant up in the left-field area marking the team's 2008 Wild Card playoff entry.

http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/41969087.html

I didn't know Tom Crean was in the Brewers' front office...

5th place, my ass

robmufan · « **Reply #1102 on:** March 28, 2009, 11:17:55 AM »

Quote from: LancesOtherNut on March 27, 2009, 09:47:01 AM

* There also is a new pennant up in the left-field area marking the team's 2008 Wild Card playoff entry.

http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/41969087.html

I didn't know Tom Crean was in the Brewers' front office...

5th place, my ass

HAHAHAHA I am surprised that there isn't a second pennant going up stating that they won 1 game against the Phillies!!!

What a joke!

Ari Gold · « **Reply #1103 on:** March 28, 2009, 04:48:18 PM »

Marquette09?

5th for the Brewers and Zambrano wins the Cy Young...may I have a pound of whatever drugs you are consuming?

And you laughed at me because I was going bet on Sergio winning at Augusta (I want a free taylormade burner http://www.businesswire.com/portal/site/google/?ndmViewId=news_view&newsId=20090320005293&newsLang=en) but man... you crazy

MUfan12 · « **Reply #1104 on:** March 28, 2009, 05:25:58 PM »

Quote from: robmufan on March 28, 2009, 11:17:55 AM

HAHAHAHA I am surprised that there isn't a second pennant going up stating that they won 1 game against the Phillies!!!

What a joke!

Well... there certainly won't be one in Wrigley celebrating the Cubs win against LA.

spartan3186 · « **Reply #1105 on:** March 28, 2009, 07:20:30 PM »

Quote from: reinko on March 26, 2009, 11:26:01 AM

Too bad Brewer fans can't make up rock songs about a .265 hitter who routinely spins himself into the ground on strikeouts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dAFlpvz5AM

Looking forward to more racist Fukodome shirts and drunk fat chicks falling into the baskets.

So will 2009 be a year where Cubs fans blame farm animals or dudes in green turtle necks for their collapse??

That video was made in April 2008... when Koskue was arguably the hottest hitter in baseball

As for the fat drunk chicks... I think these pictures speak for themselves. Maybe drunk... but most certinaly not fat

wadesworld · « **Reply #1106 on:** March 28, 2009, 07:49:35 PM »

Quote from: spartan3186 on March 28, 2009, 07:20:30 PM

That video was made in April 2008... when Koskue was arguably the hottest hitter in baseball

As for the fat drunk chicks... I think these pictures speak for themselves. Maybe drunk... but most certinaly not fat

Yeah I've never seen a Cubs fan who does not look at least that good...

robmufan · « **Reply #1107 on:** March 29, 2009, 01:57:56 AM »

Quote from: MUfan12 on March 28, 2009, 05:25:58 PM

Well... there certainly won't be one in Wrigley celebrating the Cubs win against LA.

Fair enough, but I also don't believe that the cubs have flown a banner for the wild card they won in 2003, but I could be mistaken...

TallTitan34 · « **Reply #1108 on:** March 29, 2009, 03:16:19 AM »

Quote from: robmufan on March 29, 2009, 01:57:56 AM

Fair enough, but I also don't believe that the cubs have flown a banner for the wild card they won in 2003, but I could be mistaken...

They won the division in 03 Rob. They won the Wild Card in 1998 and there is a pennant on the roof for it.

There are pennants for all the playoff teams (thus 1998), Sosa's 66, Wood's 20, Dawson's MVP Year, Maddux's 300th, Jackie Robinson's Number 32, and last season there was an NIU flag.

robmufan · « **Reply #1109 on:** March 29, 2009, 03:53:01 PM »

Quote from: TallTitan34 on March 29, 2009, 03:16:19 AM

They won the division in 03 Rob. They won the Wild Card in 1998 and there is a pennant on the roof for it.

There are pennants for all the playoff teams (thus 1998), Sosa's 66, Wood's 20, Dawson's MVP Year, Maddux's 300th, Jackie Robinson's Number 32, and last season there was an NIU flag.

Ah yes, now I remember the double header against the pirates to clinch the division!

marquette09 · « **Reply #1110 on:** March 30, 2009, 12:16:22 AM »

Quote from: Ari Gold on March 28, 2009, 04:48:18 PM

Marquette09?

5th for the Brewers and Zambrano wins the Cy Young...may I have a pound of whatever drugs you are consuming?

And you laughed at me because I was going bet on Sergio winning at Augusta (I want a free taylormade burner http://www.businesswire.com/portal/site/google/?ndmViewId=news_view&newsId=20090320005293&newsLang=en) but man... you crazy

Did you see Tiger today...he is officially back. Sergio, aka Mr. I can't make a putt in a major, has no chance. The odds of Sergio winning at Augusta are the same as the Brewers winning the division this year.....slim to nil

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjbPx5Ac4SY

Sergio can not beat that man

Ari Gold · « **Reply #1111 on:** March 30, 2009, 06:40:32 PM »

Spartan-

there is a lil nip showing on that first girl

because in reality no cub fan is that hot soI am gonna need some proof that those girls actually exist, or did you just do a google image search and photoshop it? because I can do that too:

http://bleacherreport.com/users/100755-Jennifer-Kerhin

http://coedmagazine.com/2007/10/01/milwaukee-brewers-sexy-fans/

spartan3186 · « **Reply #1112 on:** March 30, 2009, 07:36:54 PM »

While I did do a google image search to find those, I did not photoshop them. I do not have photoshop on my computer, nor access to photoshop.

Many of the images are here

http://cubscuties.blogspot.com/

The sports illustrated one was, I believe, Ryan Dempsters wife

Ari Gold · « **Reply #1113 on:** March 31, 2009, 11:06:14 AM »

yeah I'll concede that finding pictures of attractive female brewer fans via the google is rather tough, while finding hot cubbie girls is much easier. though I dunno if the Cubbie fans are as big picture whores as they are....

I'll have to keep my eye out for cute brewer girls this year I'm sure there are more than what google offers...hopefully

LON · « **Reply #1114 on:** March 31, 2009, 11:57:38 AM »

Quote from: Ari Gold on March 31, 2009, 11:06:14 AM

yeah I'll concede that finding pictures of attractive female brewer fans via the google is rather tough, while finding hot cubbie girls is much easier. though I dunno if the Cubbie fans are as big picture whores as they are....

I'll have to keep my eye out for cute brewer girls this year I'm sure there are more than what google offers...hopefully

There is plenty of eye candy at Miller Park on a summer Friday night; may not be as prevalent as the Cubbies girls, but at least they are watching the game.

TallTitan34 · « **Reply #1115 on:** March 31, 2009, 11:29:45 PM »

Are the Brewers bringing back the Miller Light Dancers or whatever they were called? Nothing says minor league baseball like a dance team.

🏀 · « **Reply #1116 on:** April 01, 2009, 07:38:19 AM »

Quote from: TallTitan34 on March 31, 2009, 11:29:45 PM

Are the Brewers bringing back the Miller Light Dancers or whatever they were called? Nothing says minor league baseball like a dance team.

The Brewers are one mascot slide short of a minor league...wait...nevermind.

Moonboots · « **Reply #1117 on:** April 01, 2009, 09:48:36 AM »

I'm fine with dancers and slides over the circus act that will be Pinella, Zambrano, and Bradley in the same clubhouse for an entire baseball season. Over/under on first punch thrown at May 15.

NavinRJohnson · « **Reply #1118 on:** April 01, 2009, 10:07:10 AM »

Quote from: marqptm on April 01, 2009, 07:38:19 AM

The Brewers are one mascot slide short of a minor league...wait...nevermind.

Yes, because those sorts of things are certainly unique to Milwaukee where MLB is concerned.

You do realize you sound like the Badger fans who try to make fun of the Xylophone in MU's band, right? Because that stuff matters.

robmufan · « **Reply #1119 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:43:38 PM »

Quote from: PXILibero2 on April 01, 2009, 09:48:36 AM

I'm fine with dancers and slides over the circus act that will be Pinella, Zambrano, and Bradley in the same clubhouse for an entire baseball season. Over/under on first punch thrown at May 15.

HAHAHA CIRCUS!

What about the brewers circus? I heard the highlights of 2009 include:

1) Braun trying to catch a flyball
2) Bill Hall playing 3rd
3) Rickie Weeks
4) The brewers second attempt at getting a big name closer (because the first one worked out so well)
5) Prince Fielder in an eating contest

🏀 · « **Reply #1120 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:45:23 PM »

Quote from: NavinRJohnson on April 01, 2009, 10:07:10 AM

Yes, because those sorts of things are certainly unique to Milwaukee where MLB is concerned.

You do realize you sound like the Badger fans who try to make fun of the Xylophone in MU's band, right? Because that stuff matters.

In baseball, it does matter.

Remember when the Brewers were all excited to lose CC and Sheets so they could build a nucleus around the four first round draft picks that they would receive in return?

Then, the Yankees signed CC and Teixeria giving the Brewers a mere sandwich pick.

Then, Ben Sheets was going to sign with the Rangers, but failed the physical.

Then, the Brewers had to pay for the surgery to Sheets?

Then, the Brewers ended up with only ONE first-round draft pick which will fall in the 30's somewhere?

That sucks.

NavinRJohnson · « **Reply #1121 on:** April 01, 2009, 04:14:24 PM »

Quote from: marqptm on April 01, 2009, 03:45:23 PM

In baseball, it does matter.

Remember when the Brewers were all excited to lose CC and Sheets so they could build a nucleus around the four first round draft picks that they would receive in return?

Then, the Yankees signed CC and Teixeria giving the Brewers a mere sandwich pick.

Then, Ben Sheets was going to sign with the Rangers, but failed the physical.

Then, the Brewers had to pay for the surgery to Sheets?

Then, the Brewers ended up with only ONE first-round draft pick which will fall in the 30's somewhere?

That sucks.

Come again...What on earth does any of that have to do with the Miller Lite girls or Bernie Brewer?

Moonboots · « **Reply #1122 on:** April 01, 2009, 04:29:29 PM »

Quote from: robmufan on April 01, 2009, 03:43:38 PM

HAHAHA CIRCUS!

What about the brewers circus? I heard the highlights of 2009 include:

1) Braun trying to catch a flyball
2) Bill Hall playing 3rd
3) Rickie Weeks
4) The brewers second attempt at getting a big name closer (because the first one worked out so well)
5) Prince Fielder in an eating contest

1) http://www.baseball-reference.com/b/braunry02.shtml <--- 1.000 Fielding Pct.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/s/soriaal01.shtml <--- .975 Fielding Pct. Note: They didn't include his 1.000 gay post putout hop percentage. Very consistent in that regard.

2) http://www.baseball-reference.com/h/hallbi03.shtml <--- .940 Career 3B Fielding Pct.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/r/ramirar01.shtml <--- .949 Career 3B Fielding Pct. (Note: For a FULL TIME 3B). Something to be proud of.

3) Okay? Overrated, overhyped, and pretty much garbage? Fine. Kosuke Fukudome. I win.

4) Trevor Hoffman - 554 career saves. 2.78 career ERA
Kevin Gregg - 62 career saves. 4.00 career ERA.
Laugh it up.
Win a playoff game.

5)

It'll be REAL funny for Cubs fans when the vegetarian sensation is competing for the NL home run title...

robmufan · « **Reply #1123 on:** April 01, 2009, 09:55:33 PM »

Quote from: PXILibero2 on April 01, 2009, 04:29:29 PM

1) http://www.baseball-reference.com/b/braunry02.shtml <--- 1.000 Fielding Pct.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/s/soriaal01.shtml <--- .975 Fielding Pct. Note: They didn't include his 1.000 gay post putout hop percentage. Very consistent in that regard.

Never once did I mention Soriano as a God in LF... The reason braun didn't get any errors is because he completely misplayed balls that went over his head.

He didn't get an error because he wasn't even able to touch the ball! I want you to tell me that Braun is a great LF defensively.

TallTitan34 · « **Reply #1124 on:** April 01, 2009, 10:16:13 PM »

Is Ryan Braun an amazing hitter? No doubt, he's a stud.

But anyone who brings up Braun's 1.000 fielding percentage is just ignorant. When you fall down, let the ball land over your head, or just can't get to balls you are not charged an error.

If you want to brag about Braun's offense go ahead. But to bring up Braun's defense is a pure joke.

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