Crean Achievements Thread

[The Man in Gold]

Tom Crean's malfunctioning tanning bed, not Enron, caused the California Blackouts of 2001.

[Tom Crean's Tanning Bed]

Tom Crean recommended the New York Knicks hire Isiah Thomas.

[MUinOH]

As a young man, Crean helped hasten the end of the Cold War by pacing and clapping atop the Berlin Wall until stress fractures formed - thus showing the locals how easy it might be to tear down.

[Avenue Commons]

Crean eliminated all of the cryptosporidium from Lake Michigan.

[MU NY]

Crean was Lionel Richie's muse and inspired him to write the song "Your, Once Twice, Three Times A Lady."

[uncle zeffy]

Tom Crean invented basketball

[Gwaki]

Tom Crean is the leader and founder of Scientology

[OneMadWarrior]

Tom Crean was Sir Edmund Hilary's Sherpa.

[SCWarrior]

Tom Crean was the first man to walk on the moon.

[Phi Iota Gamma 84]

Tom Crean was the first man to walk on the moon.

Besides the tanning is better there!!

[SCWarrior]

Tom Crean was originally cast to play the part of Maximus in the Gladiator.  He was also cast to play Chuck Noland (Tom Hanks character) in Castaway.

[mu-rara]

Tom Crean invented HD TV so that more viewers can appreciate the work he has made on his tan.

Have you seen the pockmarks on his face in HD...ish

[uncle zeffy]

Tom Crean was on the grassy knoll

[uncle zeffy]

it was Tom Crean, not Judas who handed Jesus to the Roman authorities.

[The Man in Gold]

Tom Crean is the only man known to have survived a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.

[uncle zeffy]

Tom Crean tought Chuck Norris how to do a roundhouse kick

Tom Crean is the only man known to have survived a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.

[lurch91]

Tom Crean is so brillant he impresses Tom Crean.

[Henry Sugar]

Crean eliminated all of the cryptosporidium from Lake Michigan.

Avenue Commons was actually Tom Crean's idea

[MUfan12]

Tom Crean wrote all of Andy Katz's articles.

[Tom Crean's Tanning Bed]

Tom Crean was responsible for the AOL Time Warner merger.

[SCWarrior]

Tom Crean initiated the idea of flight 5 years before the Wright Brothers.

[🏀]

Tom Crean was the sole reason for closing the 'Lanche.

[SCWarrior]

Tom Crean is the second, lesser known son of the Virgin Mary.

[LON]

Tom Crean invented the shot clock and 3-point line.

[lurch91]

Tom Crean wrote "Baby Got Back" for Sir Mixalot.

"My anaconda don't want none if...."