Crean Achievements Thread

[Wade for President]

Crean's hair inspired Moses to part the Red Sea.

hilarious

[warriorfred]

Crean was Abe Froman. With this negativity and optimism, Crean brought a balance to the force.

[Doctor V]

prediction: this thread will become longer that the trevor thread
association: both are traitors

The cheerleader with the perfectly sculpted abs was Tom Crean's invention. As a matter of fact, TC would eat his dinner off of that 6 pack

In other words, it was really TC at the last supper

[Avenue Commons]

Crean re-opened the Avalanche.

[Avenue Commons]

Crean reversed the flow of the Milwaukee River.

[Tom Crean's Tanning Bed]

Crean reversed the flow of the Milwaukee River.

And dumped the contents of the MMSD Deep Tunnel into the lake tonight too.  Lots of crap there 

[NavinRJohnson]

[MUinOH]

Crean invented the zone defense.  Then after he realized it was too good for even him to beat, he wisely decided not to take credit for it.

[Daniel]

Crean, with a little assistance from Al Gore, invented the internet.  Pretty sure about this.  good sources, high places.

[Soccer Nut]

Tom Crean built Milwaukee that is why it is known as the Crean City.  Buildings were built with Crean city bricks!

[Soccer Nut]

Tom Crean was the inspiration for Dick Bacon.

[tower912]

Crean is responsible for the measles outbreak in Milwaukee.

[NCMUFan]

Tom Crean was responsible for the Packers getting in the playoffs.  Somehow.

[NCMUFan]

Tom Crean is really the love child of Dicky V & Mother Thresea.

[NCMUFan]

Tom Crean is the author of a new book "The Weave - the only offense you will ever need"

[Soccer Nut]

Starships' "We Built this City" is actually about Tom and his ego!

[mu03eng]

Tom Crean kept all of American's MD-80's in the air.  However when he discovered that an MD-80 was an airplane and not some form of super Mad Dog drink, he had to move to Indiana where he could cry alone.

[The Man in Gold]

Tom Crean beat Michael Jordan and Larry Bird in H-O-R-S-E.

[SCWarrior]

Tom Crean shot a 59 in the opening round of the Master's, but because of the flu - he signed an incorrect score card.

[Henry Sugar]

Crean designed and built the "Edward Scissorhands" statue in front of the AMU.

[Knight Commission]

Crean invented what is now Diet Coke, sold the recipe to Coke, and has renegotiated the noncompete agreement 5 times.

[The Man in Gold]

Tom Crean told Ron Wolf to trade for Brett Favre.

[muwarrior69]

He made AL turn in his grave!

[MU06CU10]

Tom Crean Sh!ts bars of Gold...anyone confused about the inspiration for that ill-fated name change...now you know.

[The Man in Gold]

When playing Shirts vs. Skins, Tom always goes Skins.