Crean Achievements Thread

[MarquetteFan94]

Crean has been named to the charter cast of ABC's "Tanning With The Stars".....a weekly competition in which the contestants are judged by their ability draw a deep savage tan while never actually exposing one self to the sun.  Other contestants will include:  Emmanuel Lewis, Tori Spelling, Tony LaRussa, and Pat Sajak.

[MarquetteFan94]

According to "coach" Crean.....he shot JR.

[MUinCO]

It's a little know fact that there is a stone a "touch cooler" than the rest after Crean stopped in St. Joan of Arc Chapel for a quick prayer.

[2TimeWarrior]

The only reason for the recent crime spike on campus is because the criminals no longer have anything to fear now that Crean is gone.

[Gwaki]

Crean invented email and the internet.

[GuyIncognito]

Crean sets off all those fire alarms at Shroeder

[2TimeWarrior]

Not only did Crean recruit players, he personally recruited over 12,000 new season ticket holders.

[madtownwarrior]

Crean is the spokesperson for National Tanning Salon Owners Association...

[Gwaki]

The pic in my sig is actually not Homer Simpson but rather it is Tom Crean!

[GuyIncognito]

Crean is not only a member, but the founder of NAMBLA

[NCMUFan]

IU is installing a treadmill in front of the players bench to keep Crean in one place during a game.

[SaintPaulWarrior]

Crean personally brought the St. Joan of Arc chapel to Milwaukee brick by brick.

[2TimeWarrior]

There were plans in place to build a new arena to replace the Bradley Center while Crean was still here, but since his departure, Austrailian Gold has pulled its money for naming rights.

[madtownwarrior]

Without Crean in Milwaukee, the Chicken Dance Inventor had no reason no live...

http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=737742

[1990Warrior]

Tom Crean killed Abe Froman.

I don't get it - who is this?

[2TimeWarrior]

Brett Farve is coming out of retirement as a back up in Indianopolis so that he can be closer to Crean.

[MU NY]

It was Crean and not Pere Marquette that discovered the Mississippi River.

[murocky01]

Crean is an expert trick ATV-rider and can balance himself on only 2 wheels.

[Shack]

Tom Crean killed Abe Froman.

I don't get it - who is this?

Please do not bring up Abe Froman again on this board.  It only fuels his ego and makes him appear relevant...which he is far from.  That's one of the main reasons I started coming to this board....to get away from him.


Crean shot 5 Hmong hunters before they could do anymore damage in the northern woods of Wisconsin. 

[Chicago_inferiority_complexes]

Crean shot the sheriff.

[Jackson_Downer]

When Big Blue fell over, Coach Crean pulled it up with his own bare hands.

[ecompt]

wasn't Abe Froman the sausage king of Chicago?

[Gwaki]

wasn't Abe Froman the sausage king of Chicago?

yes

[Mayor McCheese]

Crean shot the sheriff.

but didn't shoot the deputy....


Crean wrote that song, along with countless other hits

[lurch91]

Crean invented beer and helped Miller locate it's brewery in Milwaukee.