Hantavirus

[Jay Bee]

Any of you get the hantavirus?

[Uncle Rico]

It's a good thing we have top people in charge of health care at the highest level of government.

If you have symptoms:

1. Work out in blue jeans

2. Do coke off a toilet seat

3. Drink raw milk

4. Try to find an animal carcass and drive around with it in your car

5. Absolutely, positively do not take any vaccines

[MU Fan in Connecticut]

My cousin got hantavirus about 15 years ago and almost died.  She lives in Vermont and got violently sick and they figured out in time to treat her.  Her outdoor cats caught mice with it and it spread to her.

[Frenns Liquor Depot]

Gene Hackman and his wife died 'with' hantavirus.

[Hards Alumni]

Donchu' wanna, wanna Hanta?

[tower912]

It will leave you dorky, with a high pitched, nasal voice, and an encyclopedic knowledge of college basketball.



Wait, that is the Fantavirus.

[Jay Bee]

Can you get it from gerbils? Reeko wants 2 know.

[Uncle Rico]

Can you get it from gerbils? Reeko wants 2 know.

Why would I want to know that?  Can you explain?  You mention gerbils a lot.

[Skatastrophy]

Incubation period is 2 to 4 weeks.

Time to upgrade my bidet, I refuse to play toilet paper hoarding games with you all this time around.

[jesmu84]

Stock up on your ivermectin and hcq now

[The Sultan]

I'm just excited that pacearrow will be returning.

[Billy Hoyle]

[MU82]

Good thing America gutted the CDC, totally eliminated the pandemic prep team, and told the WHO to go screw themselves.

[brewcity77]

Good thing America gutted the CDC, totally eliminated the pandemic prep team, and told the WHO to go screw themselves.

I'm sure they Won't Get Fooled Again.