War with Venezuela

[Uncle Rico]

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/americas/venezuela/article312722642.html

Looks like we're going to war with Venezuela.  About time.

[Pakuni]

This is what I voted for.

[Uncle Rico]

This is what I voted for.

That sweet Venezuelan oil will be ours.

[#UnleashMalik]

Hes gotta add to his counter on wars hes stopped.

[Billy Hoyle]

well, Canada can breathe easy; until the Jays win the Series, that is.

[Uncle Rico]

Hes gotta add to his counter on wars hes stopped.

Checkmate, haters

[Scoop Snoop]

well, Canada can breathe easy; until the Jays win the Series, that is.

Between Toronto winning the World Series and Venezuela being a country that we do not approve of....perfect opportunities for testing our nuclear weapons like other countries do.

[Billy Hoyle]

Between Toronto winning the World Series and Venezuela being a country that we do not approve of....perfect opportunities for testing our nuclear weapons like other countries do.

Plus, Toronto has two Venezuelan players—Santander and Gimenez. Giménez has gone 7-for-14 with RISP with 8 RBIs in the postseason. Once we make Canada our 53rd state, he'll be sent off to Uganda or Benin or some other s--thole country.

[Scoop Snoop]

Plus, Toronto has two Venezuelan players—Santander and Gimenez. Giménez has gone 7-for-14 with RISP with 8 RBIs in the postseason. Once we make Canada our 53rd state, he'll be sent off to Uganda or Benin or some other s--thole country.

Let's nuke those 'effin Canadians NOW and keep the World Series in American hands.

[Jockey]

Why haven't the gestapo thrown Jackson Churio into a concentration camp yet?

Are we sure he isn't the head of the cartel?

[Jockey]

Let's nuke those 'effin Canadians NOW and keep the World Series in American hands.

Close the border so LA can't go to Toronto and let the buffoon issue an executive order declaring the Dodgers as winners.

[Scoop Snoop]

Close the border so LA can't go to Toronto and let the buffoon issue an executive order declaring the Dodgers as winners.

My Gawd, you are such a wet blanket! Nuking would be much more exciting and offer some great photo opportunities.

[Uncle Rico]

You guys are cracking jokes but my 5-point plan includes invading Venezuela and taking the oil.  Whatever cost in American lives and loss of prestige throughout the world will be worth it

[jesmu84]

Maduro told the US they can have all the oil and minerals they want, just don't attack/invade.

So, it's clearly not about acquiring resources.

It's DEFINITELY not about expanding freedom or democracy or whatever.

The US props up dictators and bad regimes around the world.

So, it's clearly not about getting rid of bad guys.

Any amount of narcotics/drugs coming out of Venezuela is miniscule.

So, it's clearly not about narcotics or "narco terrorism."

So, what is this military action for?

Also, I thought Congress was needed to declare war?

Also, also, why are we illegaling murdering civilians in fishing boats hundreds of miles from our borders without evidence or due process?

[Billy Hoyle]

Maduro told the US they can have all the oil and minerals they want, just don't attack/invade.

So, it's clearly not about acquiring resources.

It's DEFINITELY not about expanding freedom or democracy or whatever.

The US props up dictators and bad regimes around the world.

it's worked so well before, especially in Central and South America.

[MU82]

Nobel Peace Prize, please!

[Uncle Rico]

Maduro told the US they can have all the oil and minerals they want, just don't attack/invade.

So, it's clearly not about acquiring resources.

It's DEFINITELY not about expanding freedom or democracy or whatever.

The US props up dictators and bad regimes around the world.

So, it's clearly not about getting rid of bad guys.

Any amount of narcotics/drugs coming out of Venezuela is miniscule.

So, it's clearly not about narcotics or "narco terrorism."

So, what is this military action for?

Also, I thought Congress was needed to declare war?

Also, also, why are we illegaling murdering civilians in fishing boats hundreds of miles from our borders without evidence or due process?

Hahaha, Congress!

[tower912]

Spineless cucks.

[Jockey]

You guys are cracking jokes but my 5-point plan includes invading Venezuela and taking the oil.  Whatever cost in American lives and loss of prestige throughout the world will be worth it

I say that we emulate Israel and try to wipe out the women and children first. Especially the kids.

[Uncle Rico]

I say that we emulate Israel and try to wipe out the women and children first. Especially the kids.

We've been doing war crimes for a month plus, so we have some leeway here

[tower912]

Substitute Jews for immigrants and Poland for Venezuela. Just the next page in the playbook.

[Jockey]

Substitute Jews for immigrants and Poland for Venezuela. Just the next page in the playbook.

Hey. Leave the radical comments to the professionals here on Scoop.

[MuggsyB]

We should shift some of our focus to Boko Haram.  They shoud have been introduced to extreme darkness during the Obama administration.  I would take them out faster than Rico's sarcastic retorts. 

[Pakuni]

We should shift some of our focus to Boko Haram.  They shoud have been introduced to extreme darkness during the Obama administration.  I would take them out faster than Rico's sarcastic retorts. 

Unless they control vast oil reserves it's none of our business.

[Uncle Rico]

We should shift some of our focus to Boko Haram.  They shoud have been introduced to extreme darkness during the Obama administration.  I would take them out faster than Rico's sarcastic retorts. 

Venezuela is obviously a much greater threat.