Happy 4th of July!

[Uncle Rico]

Happy 4th of July, even to all the losers and haters, of which there are many!

Let's take a solemn moment to reflect on the impotence of this day as we remember when we beat the French at the Battle of Gettysburg to win our independence lead by our great Air Force.

God rest your soul, General Robert E. Lee for giving your life for freedom that day.

[The Sultan]

Did you know James Brown's "Living in America" was based on what he witnessed that day?

[Uncle Rico]

Did you know James Brown's "Living in America" was based on what he witnessed that day?

Every time I hear that song, I stand up and hold my hand over my heart and think of the troops

[Pakuni]

Our greatest president and author of the Constitution, Ben Franklin, was born on this day in 1776.

[The Sultan]

Is the Constitution like a webpage or something? Cause I've never heard of it.

[Uncle Rico]

Is the Constitution like a webpage or something? Cause I've never heard of it.

I believe it's a submarine

[tower912]

Reading the full text of the Declaration of Independence is time well spent.

[The Sultan]

Reading the full text of the Declaration of Independence is time well spent.

Isn't it written in Olde English or something like that? Like Beowulf?

[Uncle Rico]

Hard pass

[cheebs09]

Is the Constitution like a webpage or something? Cause I've never heard of it.

I thought it was a book like the Bible. Quote a few spots you like, but by and large ignore it.

[The Sultan]

Hard pass

Yeah, why do that when I can get hammered at the local town festival and then go home and shoot off fireworks instead?  That's clearly what the founders intended.

[Jockey]

I like that the new holiday tradition is for POTUS to declare he HATES half of the country.

[Badgerhater]

I like that the new holiday tradition is for POTUS to declare he HATES half of the country.

Nah, he is just needling the 20 percent who actually hate the country.

[Uncle Rico]

Yeah, why do that when I can get hammered at the local town festival and then go home and shoot off fireworks instead?  That's clearly what the founders intended.

If you're sober on the 4th of July you should be sent to South Sudan

[pbiflyer]

[GB Warrior]

Yeah, why do that when I can get hammered at the local town festival and then go home and shoot off fireworks instead?  That's clearly what the founders intended.

The second amendment gives you the right to do it.

[pbiflyer]

[MU1in77]

I know this is Scoop but whatever happened to just wishing everyone a happy Independence Day and not get all snarky about it?

[tower912]

Possibly my favorite post ever.

[Pakuni]

Is the Constitution like a webpage or something? Cause I've never heard of it.

It's whatever the Federalist Society says it is.

[Uncle Rico]

I know this is Scoop but whatever happened to just wishing everyone a happy Independence Day and not get all snarky about it?

I can't go to the beach because of all the poop water

[pbiflyer]

I can't go to the beach because of all the poop water

[pbiflyer]

I know this is Scoop but whatever happened to just wishing everyone a happy Independence Day and not get all snarky about it?

Feliz Cuatro de Julio!

[Shaka Shart]

I know this is Scoop but whatever happened to just wishing everyone a happy Independence Day and not get all snarky about it?

All the guys who used to wish it were banned and now soil themselves in depends daily over on the Dodds board

[tower912]

Other than Herman, they haven't migrated to the Dodds board.  At least one of them had been banned from there, anyway.