MLB 2023-2024 Offseason

[CreightonWarrior]

Ohtani to the dodgers

[JWags85]

I don't blame him, but easily the least interesting landing spot

[MU82]

The obvious happened. Film at 11.

[4everwarriors]

Yesterday it wuz kool ta bee Rahm. Tadey, its Ohtani. Monopoly money sure iz phun, aina?

[tower912]

Roberts telegraphed it a couple of days ago.  Then the story of the player giving up #17.    It was a long, convoluted process to end up at the logical destination.    All of the other deals should start happening now.

[rocket surgeon]

Yesterday it wuz kool ta bee Rahm. Tadey, its Ohtani. Monopoly money sure iz phun, aina?

  'bout half that in taxes, eyn'a?   unless your name is hunter

[Uncle Rico]

  'bout half that in taxes, eyn'a?   unless your name is hunter

8 out of 10

[tower912]

  'bout half that in taxes, eyn'a?   unless your name is hunter

I assumed you would go with some xenophobia, too.  Sad.

[JWags85]

  'bout half that in taxes, eyn'a?   unless your name is hunter

[rocket surgeon]

I assumed you would go with some xenophobia, too.  Sad.

  xenophobia??  where does that come in to play?  taxes are xenophobic?

[Uncle Rico]

  xenophobia??  where does that come in to play?  taxes are xenophobic?

9.5 out of 10

No notes

[wadesworld]

  xenophobia??  where does that come in to play?  taxes are xenophobic?

Where does Hunter Biden come into play?

[4everwarriors]

Left field, hey?

[Uncle Rico]

Where does Hunter Biden come into play?

Jared got $2 billion to play LF

[rocket surgeon]

Where does Hunter Biden come into play?

  catfish hunter of course

[wadesworld]

  catfish hunter of course

I like that you ask somebody else what their comment has to do with the topic...when his comment was a response to you bringing up Hunter Biden in an MLB thread. Lol.

Delusion at its finest.

[GB Warrior]

Very cool that Ohtani will make double the A's payroll. Normal sport.

[tower912]

Very cool that Ohtani will make double the A's payroll. Normal sport.

Totally worth it.

[Hidden User]

Salary floor or else no revenue shares

[TallTitan34]

Wow I was hoping he'd pick the Cubs but glad they didn't pay $700M for him.

Not to sound like a Change Bank commercial (great SNL skit if you haven't seen it) but I think I'd rather spread out $700M amongst several players. Give me three $20M players and a $10M instead of putting all your eggs in one basket.

Good for him though for getting that money.  I wonder how much money Friday's Blue Jays speculation added.

[GB Warrior]

We should celebrate that Bob Nightengale got a story right

[HutchwasClutch]

Very cool that Ohtani will make double the A's payroll. Normal sport.

💯

[HutchwasClutch]

Wow I was hoping he'd pick the Cubs but glad they didn't pay $700M for him.

Not to sound like a Change Bank commercial (great SNL skit if you haven't seen it) but I think I'd rather spread out $700M amongst several players. Give me three $20M players and a $10M instead of putting all your eggs in one basket.

Good for him though for getting that money.  I wonder how much money Friday's Blue Jays speculation added.

I just can't get on board any joy for anyone getting a contract this obscene. 

But great to see the Dodgers finally get a free agency win, there's that.

[The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole]

I would rather have a player (or players) get it than an owner pocketing it.

I do think concentrating that much into one player isn't the best way to build a team though.

[HutchwasClutch]

I would rather have a player (or players) get it than an owner pocketing it.

I suppose.