Marquette Crime Reports

[Not all scoop users are created equal apparently]

[4everwarriors]

The Marquette University Police Department is investigating the incident below. If you have more information, please contact MUPD immediately at (414) 288-6800.

Initial Incident Report

Incident type: Armed Robbery
Incident location: 1500 block of West Highland Avenue
Approximate time: 2:20 a.m.
Victims: One male, not affiliated with Marquette
Physical injuries: Victim suffered a minor injury, declined medical attention
A non-MU victim was approached by a known suspect and four other individuals. The known suspect produced a weapon and struck the victim. He then took the individual's car keys before fleeing. The group is believed to have fled into a nearby multi-unit residence. MUPD responded to the call, Milwaukee Police Department is investigating.

[tower912]

I wish my neighborhood was this safe.

[rocket surgeon]

well, Houston?  not so much


   https://www.foxnews.com/media/houston-police-union-warns-city-safe-murder-suspects-left-walking-streets

[tower912]

Texas.  Whaddayagonnado?

[The Sultan]

Texas.  Whaddayagonnado?

Apparently not moving Marquette's campus there.

[Pakuni]

well, Houston?  not so much


   https://www.foxnews.com/media/houston-police-union-warns-city-safe-murder-suspects-left-walking-streets

Police union leaders are famous for their rational demeanors.
Oh, look ... serious crime is down in Houston. Shocked.

https://www.axios.com/local/houston/2024/04/16/murder-violent-crime-numbers

https://www.houstonpublicmedia.org/articles/news/criminal-justice/2024/01/18/474765/murders-in-houston-harris-county-were-down-in-2023-compared-to-previous-years/

[tower912]

Will the dentists be patrolling vigilante style when the convention is in town?

[Uncle Rico]

Will the dentists be patrolling vigilante style when the convention is in town?

Strip clubs and hookers will make bank that week

[The Sultan]

Will the dentists be patrolling vigilante style when the convention is in town?

That would require action beyond watching the television and monitoring social media.

They don't care that much anyway.

[MU82]

Will the dentists be patrolling vigilante style when the convention is in town?

Tom Cotton agrees with this analysis.

[4everwarriors]

Hey, walk 'round downtown MKE at 2:20 am. You'll chit your Haggars. That also goes for our distinguished fire fightin' dude who, by his own admission, lives in a hellhole Grand Rapids neighborhood, aina?

[Uncle Rico]

Hey, walk 'round downtown MKE at 2:20 am. You'll chit your Haggars. That also goes for our distinguished fire fightin' dude who, by his own admission, lives in a hellhole Grand Rapids neighborhood, aina?

Matt Gaetz isn't in town yet

[The Sultan]

Hey, walk 'round downtown MKE at 2:20 am. You'll chit your Haggars. That also goes for our distinguished fire fightin' dude who, by his own admission, lives in a hellhole Grand Rapids neighborhood, aina?

lol. Like I'm up at 2:20 am.

[4everwarriors]

lol. Like I'm up at 2:20 am.

Pretty sure old folks have trouble sleepin', aina?

[The Sultan]

Pretty sure old folks have trouble sleepin', aina?

Yeah. If I see that time it means I'm up early. And not up late.

[wadesworld]

Hey, walk 'round downtown MKE at 2:20 am. You'll chit your Haggars. That also goes for our distinguished fire fightin' dude who, by his own admission, lives in a hellhole Grand Rapids neighborhood, aina?

Did it for a few years at Marquette. Dodged bullets every night, but lived to tell the tale.

[Not all scoop users are created equal apparently]

Did it for a few years at Marquette. Dodged bullets every night, but lived to tell the tale.

Are you a Kia boy???

[Goose]

Thanks for sharing the news report, Doc.

[4everwarriors]

Just tryin' to do my part to keep our Scoop brothers and sisters safe, aina?

[Hards Alumni]

Just tryin' to do my part to keep our Scoop brothers and sisters safe, aina?

It was robbery that took place off campus and no one involved was a Marquette person.

[rocket surgeon]

It was robbery that took place off campus and no one involved was a Marquette person.

  so the tree that falls in the woods doesn't make any noise then, eyn'a?  the robbery that took place involved an "unwashed";  someone who probably deserved it then.  nothing to see here...yawn??

[TSmith34, Inc.]

See title of thread

[Uncle Rico]

  so the tree that falls in the woods doesn't make any noise then, eyn'a?  the robbery that took place involved an "unwashed";  someone who probably deserved it then.  nothing to see here...yawn??

5.5 out of 10

[MU82]

There was an armed robbery near the Wake Forest campus last night. That works for this thread, right?