We're HOT

[5DollarPitcher]

Most here consider you a fool. You work way to hard proving them right.

What polling agency are you with, underwear brand?

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

My most convicted opinion was:
Wojo = not the guy
Next guy = maybe the guy

Maybe the guy > not the guy

Those are the only dots to connect. Anything else is just noise. I wasn’t all that convicted in the coaching search itself if I recall correctly.

I know you believe that to be true, but I don't think anyone had an issue with your message.

You were right that he wasn't the guy. MU fired him at the perfect time.

[BallBoy]

The first sentence is false.

The second sentence is true because it's just stoopid to obsess about the previous regime when we have such a fun team to watch. The third is just silly.

Yep. The Obsessed Nojos should thank their lucky stars that the previous MU coach wasn't fired the previous year and that the current MU coach couldn't beat Abilene Christian ... and then they should move on and appreciate this coach and team for what they are.

Agree with this. had MU not hired an established head coach with a pedigree for success we would not be in the position this year. The best decision was letting Wojo go knowing Shaka was coming.

I also don’t know of anyone who wouldn’t have taken Shaka over Wojo at any point.

[Small Orange Soda]

If people want to see what obsession actually looks like, there's a 25 page Hauser brothers thread in the superbar.

[5DollarPitcher]

If people want to see what obsession actually looks like, there's a 25 page Hauser brothers thread in the superbar.

+1,000,000

[Uncle Rico]

If people want to see what obsession actually looks like, there's a 25 page Hauser brothers thread in the superbar.

That’s a good idea, actually.  There should be an official former coaches thread in the superbar so topics here don’t get hijacked

[5DollarPitcher]

That’s a good idea, actually.  There should be an official former coaches thread in the superbar so topics here don’t get hijacked

I’m in for it. And maybe a “days since Wojo has been employed as head coach of a D1 program” tracker?

[Uncle Rico]

Yes

[TSmith34, Inc.]

Of course, the huge downside of all this winning is that MU is bolstering the BAGders NET.

[5DollarPitcher]

Of course, the huge downside of all this winning is that MU is bolstering the BAGders NET.

And they are doing us a favor by making themselves look like an excellent loss (rather than an OK one). I hate Bucky, too but not enough to care that us winning helps their resume.

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

Yes

I don't know if this is what you are going for, but this is what I imagine every time you post this:

[MU82]

If people want to see what obsession actually looks like, there's a 25 page Hauser brothers thread in the superbar.

As one who contributes to that thread, OK that's fair, I won't deny I like to have fun at Vanilla Soft Serve's expense.

Then again, I do all my obsessing over the Hausers in the Hauser Obsession Thread in the Superbar. I don't take every thread on the Al, whether it's one of the postgame threads or it's about Shaka or Morsell or rebounding or recruiting or rankings or whatever and turn it into "let's take a shot at Joey."

I will be happy to start a "Beat The Hell Out Of Former Coaches" thread on the Superbar so the dozen or so Scoopers who like to turn every thread into an anti-Wojo screed have a place to gather.

[Dr. Blackheart]

That’s a good idea, actually.  There should be an official former coaches thread in the superbar so topics here don’t get hijacked

Can we also add the former presidents' thread so every thread doesn't get double hijacked?

[5DollarPitcher]

As one who contributes to that thread, OK that's fair, I won't deny I like to have fun at Vanilla Soft Serve's expense.

Then again, I do all my obsessing over the Hausers in the Hauser Obsession Thread in the Superbar. I don't take every thread on the Al, whether it's one of the postgame threads or it's about Shaka or Morsell or rebounding or recruiting or rankings or whatever and turn it into "let's take a shot at Joey."

I will be happy to start a "Beat The Hell Out Of Former Coaches" thread on the Superbar so the dozen or so Scoopers who like to turn every thread into an anti-Wojo screed have a place to gather.

“My obsession is totally normal and rational”
“Your obsession is weird and shameful!”

[Uncle Rico]

Can we also add the former presidents' thread so every thread doesn't get double hijacked?

Feels like that one has been avoided here for the new year pretty well *ducks*

[Skatastrophy]

Feels like that one has been avoided here for the new year pretty well *ducks*

[MU82]

“My obsession is totally normal and rational”
“Your obsession is weird and shameful!”

My obsession is limited to the thread dedicated to the obsession. Your obsession tries to take over every thread.

[Dr. Blackheart]

My obsession is limited to the thread dedicated to the obsession. Your obsession tries to take over every thread.

[5DollarPitcher]

My obsession is limited to the thread dedicated to the obsession. Your obsession tries to take over every thread.

“I totally have a hold on my obsession. I’m responsible with it and keep it nice and contained and can stop any time I want. I just don’t want to! Leave me alone!”

[MU82]

“I totally have a hold on my obsession. I’m responsible with it and keep it nice and contained and can stop any time I want. I just don’t want to! Leave me alone!”

"I'm gonna root against my own alma mater because my entire college experience got ruined! Where's my trophy? Waaa!"

[Uncle Rico]

Yes

[5DollarPitcher]

"I'm gonna root against my own alma mater because my entire college experience got ruined! Where's my trophy? Waaa!"

“I graduated in 82 but it fulfills me to bash college kids that transferred away from beloved alma mater (while being coached by a guy I have backed myself into the corner on because he can’t win anything meaningful but I keep trotting out new defenses for him in a meaningless online forum) and now people online are calling my obsession weird and it’s making me even more defensive!

Waaaaaa!”

[Uncle Rico]

Yes

[The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole]

“I graduated in 82 but it fulfills me to bash college kids that transferred away from beloved alma mater (while being coached by a guy I have backed myself into the corner on because he can’t win anything meaningful but I keep trotting out new defenses for him in a meaningless online forum) and now people online are calling my obsession weird and it’s making me even more defensive!

Waaaaaa!”

You're not very good at this.  And please don't tell me you transferred because of the basketball program.

[5DollarPitcher]

You're not very good at this.  And please don't tell me you transferred because of the basketball program.

Referring to 82’s bashing of the Hausers due to their transfers. You’re not very good at following the thread.