Marquette ranked as a top 5 school!

[pbiflyer]

In STD rates.  ahead of ND!

(And yes I know this likely isn't really true science based, but it is out there)

https://www.insidermonkey.com/blog/10-colleges-with-the-highest-std-rates-in-america-579700/8/

4. Marquette University

STD rate: 1,236

Marquette University secured its spot on our list of colleges with the highest STD rates in America with a sexual health rate of 1.76%. 1,236 people per 100,000 at this university have an STD which is +203% more than the national average. As a result of a sexual assault, 10.7 per 10,000 people have an STD. This is +71% more than the national average.

[MU82]

That's quite a burn.

[Lennys Tap]

Thought all of this would have ended when Buzz left.

[GooooMarquette]

My two schools - Marquette and Vanderbilt - both in the top 10!

[GooooMarquette]

That's quite a burn.

I see what you did there...