hooters "where's the meat" wings

[rocket surgeon]

hooters just launched a chicken wing made out of not meat.  the saddest part however, is their own waitresses, you know, the famous whooter girls cannot tell the difference between real meat and the others-end of the world as we know it

   maybe this belongs in the dooms day thread

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/hooters-debuts-meatless-chicken-wings-223616102.html

betcha the arby's girls would know a real piece of meat when they see it though

[Galway Eagle]

I hate when they say "meatless chicken wings" just call if fried meatless stuff. its not chicken so it can't be a chicken wing.

Also this might be the must mundane thing I get triggered over

[4everwarriors]

hooters just launched a chicken wing made out of not meat.  the saddest part however, is their own waitresses, you know, the famous whooter girls cannot tell the difference between real meat and the others-end of the world as we know it

   maybe this belongs in the dooms day thread

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/hooters-debuts-meatless-chicken-wings-223616102.html

betcha the arby's girls would know a real piece of meat when they see it though

Don't ya gotta oneder 'bouta broad hoo kant tell da difference between a good peace of meet and da fake stuff, hey?

[rocket surgeon]

Don't ya gotta oneder 'bouta broad hoo kant tell da difference between a good peace of meet and da fake stuff, hey?

Now that's a big 10-4 right there

I've actually had faux buffalo chicken made with cauliflower but I ain't going to hooters for that...Their fake cluck reminds me of those mock chicken legs they tried to serve us back in grade school

[jsglow]

hooters just launched a chicken wing made out of not meat.  the saddest part however, is their own waitresses, you know, the famous whooter girls cannot tell the difference between real meat and the others-end of the world as we know it

   maybe this belongs in the dooms day thread

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/hooters-debuts-meatless-chicken-wings-223616102.html

betcha the arby's girls would know a real piece of meat when they see it though

Yes.  The world has officially jumped the shark.

[Keithtisbarf]

A better name would be mock chicken wings. It's the same as mock boobies.