Under the Warrior Christmas Tree

[dgies9156]

Since it's Christmas Eve and all through the house, not a creature will be stirring, not even a mouse. So what's Santa putting under the Warrior Christmas tree this year?

Coach Wojo -- You already opened your big present, Dawson Garcia and a Top 10 recruiting class. But Santa wants you happy and to silence the nattering nebobs of negativism. So Santa is leaving you about two to three NCAA victories next spring and a shooting guard from Canada for next year!

Markus -- Ok, I know you have been asking for an improbably growth spurt of four inches. I'll see what I can do but in the meantime, here's a national POY with your name on it.

Theo -- A ball tossing machine that zips a fast pass in and enables you to catch and shoot. That, and 10 free lessons on the sky hook with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. As a stocking stuffer, I've left you a get-out-of-jail free card presentable to any referee in a Big East game!

Koby -- Here's that shot you've been missing! Right here, under the tree. Use it wisely, son!

Brendan -- Fifteen more games like you had against Maryland. I hope you like it!

Sacar -- You have everything and you've taken my past gifts and done everything you should with them. Here's a certificate for recognition by the regional national media for what you've done. Good job!

Symir -- Patience and 20 free defensive lessons. You're going to be a great one.

Scoopers -- Free Hauser-cleansing for everyone and a promise that your Warriors will be as good as their fan base!

Merry Christmas everyone!

[Dawson Rental]

Koby already has a shot, but he needs to check his stocking for what he really needs... a break out game.

[warriorjoe]

And a Festivus, for the rest of us!

Go Warriors!

[Billy Hoyle]

A healthy Klay Thompson and Steph Curry, and a top three pick in the draft.

[willie warrior]

Since it's Christmas Eve and all through the house, not a creature will be stirring, not even a mouse. So what's Santa putting under the Warrior Christmas tree this year?

Coach Wojo -- You already opened your big present, Dawson Garcia and a Top 10 recruiting class. But Santa wants you happy and to silence the nattering nebobs of negativism. So Santa is leaving you about two to three NCAA victories next spring and a shooting guard from Canada for next year!

Markus -- Ok, I know you have been asking for an improbably growth spurt of four inches. I'll see what I can do but in the meantime, here's a national POY with your name on it.

Theo -- A ball tossing machine that zips a fast pass in and enables you to catch and shoot. That, and 10 free lessons on the sky hook with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. As a stocking stuffer, I've left you a get-out-of-jail free card presentable to any referee in a Big East game!

Koby -- Here's that shot you've been missing! Right here, under the tree. Use it wisely, son!

Brendan -- Fifteen more games like you had against Maryland. I hope you like it!

Sacar -- You have everything and you've taken my past gifts and done everything you should with them. Here's a certificate for recognition by the regional national media for what you've done. Good job!

Symir -- Patience and 20 free defensive lessons. You're going to be a great one.

Scoopers -- Free Hauser-cleansing for everyone and a promise that your Warriors will be as good as their fan base!

Merry Christmas everyone!

Just checked with top elf at North Pole. No way Santa is leaving 2 or 3 NCAA wins for Wojo in the spring. Elf quote, "wojo is not deserving."

[tower912]

Thank you, Ebenezer.

[rocky_warrior]

Just checked with top elf at North Pole. No way Santa is leaving 2 or 3 NCAA wins for Wojo in the spring. Elf quote, "wojo is not deserving."

Would have been funnier if you said "Wojo has been bad... At coaching"

[The Sultan]

Would have been funnier if you said "Wojo has been bad... At coaching"

willie could have typed random keys on his computer and come up with something funnier than he usually does.

[Uncle Rico]

willie could have typed random keys on his computer and come up with something funnier than he usually does.

Give Willie a break.  Marquette hasn't lost a game in a few weeks, so he's a little upset

[real chili 83]

Just checked with top elf at North Pole. No way Santa is leaving 2 or 3 NCAA wins for Wojo in the spring. Elf quote, "wojo is not deserving."

And another lump of coal for you, little boy.   

[tower912]

Whatever your religious or non-religious flavor, may you all find joy and peace this holiday season.

...and to all, a good night.

[Loose Cannon]

The Season has a Reason,  Merry Christmas to all and to All Goodwill.

[Newsdreams]

The Season has a Reason,  Merry Christmas to all and to All Goodwill.

Terry

[WarriorFan]

Merry Christmas fellow Scoopers:

My list would be:

Jamal:  More minutes
Ed:  a gallon of stick-em
BB:  More confidence
Jayce:  A healthy knee (or two)
Greg:  killer instinct
Koby:  his jumper back
Sacar & Markus:  The perseverance to lead the team deep into the post-season
Wojo:  More support from Scoop