Myron Medcalf: Post-Draft Deadline Way-Too-Early Top 25

[mu03eng]

Really?  I had no clue that Viagra caused a woman's ovaries to spit out 3 eggs at once, or caused a zygote to split into three embryos.

Or two eggs with one of them splitting.....to be scientifically accurate on all permutations of how a woman on vacation in Punta Cana consuming Viagra or Mamajauana would become pregnant with three children.

[GooooMarquette]

In the side effects. Right after dizziness, vomiting, and 4-hour erections.

I never understood why a 4-hour erection was considered a side effect.  Anyone?

[Archies Bat]

I never understood why a 4-hour erection was considered a side effect.  Anyone?

It makes it tough to roll over during 3 hours and 57  minutes of sleep.

[GooooMarquette]

It makes it tough to roll over during 3 hours and 57  minutes of sleep.

 

[mu03eng]

I never understood why a 4-hour erection was considered a side effect.  Anyone?

To paraphrase Robin Williams "That isn't a side effect that's an effect"

[Spotcheck Billy]

It makes it tough to roll over during 3 hours and 57  minutes of sleep.

Wouldn't that make it a kickstand then?

[Newsdreams]

This thread is really going places and I feel part responsible 

[mu03eng]

Wouldn't that make it a kickstand then?

Only for the blessed

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

First, let me say that I am glad to have helped contribute to the start of such a wonderful tangent.

Second, thank you all for the well wishes. Wedding was great, surprisingly smooth. Punta Cana was fantastic as well.

Third, let me be clear, just in case any current or future employers wander on here....there is a big difference between marijuana and mamajuana. A whole 2 letters of difference! I only consumed the latter on this trip.

Finally, I have to say I was very disappointed when I tried mamajuana for the first time. They had it at the hotel and it was very pedestrian. Thought that Newsie and RC had led me astray. Then we went on a tour of the countryside and stopped in a village in the foothills. They told me that the mamajuana served at the hotel was swill and to give it another try. I had some of theirs...and then I bought some of it and had more of it later. That is the first time in a long time that I have gone to bed drunk and woken up still drunk. Now, I need to try that Sonoran Salsa they are always going on about.

[real chili 83]

First, let me say that I am glad to have helped contribute to the start of such a wonderful tangent.

Second, thank you all for the well wishes. Wedding was great, surprisingly smooth. Punta Cana was fantastic as well.

Third, let me be clear, just in case any current or future employers wander on here....there is a big difference between marijuana and mamajuana. A whole 2 letters of difference! I only consumed the latter on this trip.

Finally, I have to say I was very disappointed when I tried mamajuana for the first time. They had it at the hotel and it was very pedestrian. Thought that Newsie and RC had led me astray. Then we went on a tour of the countryside and stopped in a village in the foothills. They told me that the mamajuana served at the hotel was swill and to give it another try. I had some of theirs...and then I bought some of it and had more of it later. That is the first time in a long time that I have gone to bed drunk and woken up still drunk. Now, I need to try that Sonoran Salsa they are always going on about.

You are going to need a minivan.

[mu03eng]

You are going to need a minivan.

Maybe several, probably got some of the staff pregnant just by walking passed them in the hall loaded on the juana.

[Newsdreams]

Mamajuana 9 month watch

[drewm88]

I should have known that while I never have interest in reading anything from Myron, I shouldn't pass up a Myron thread on Scoop.

Congrats TAMU!

[Ardmore Mug]

I guess after all of my trips to Punta Cana, I have yet to see the attraction to Mamjuana.  Never did anything for us. And yes I have tried many versions, including those in several villages..  But then again, I was practically born and raised on Croatian plum Brandy , Šlivovica... We even brewed our own...