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Author Topic: Tennis Anyone?  (Read 1395 times)

Dr. Blackheart

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Tennis Anyone?
« on: April 20, 2017, 07:05:12 AM »

Tugg Speedman

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Re: Tennis Anyone?
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2017, 04:22:01 PM »
An early candidate for "line of the year" by an athlete ....

A tennis match today between Frances Tiafoe and Mitchell Krueger at the Sarasota Open was temporarily interrupted by the sounds of some unnatural carnal knowledgeing.

“I can still hear it. It’s still going,” play-by-play commentator Mike Cation said in disbelief as Tiafoe prepared to serve in the second set against Krueger. The noises weren’t coming from the court, but somewhere within earshot of the match.

Tiafoe seemed baffled and amused at the same time. “It can’t be that good,” he yelled. The American said after the match that he believed the sounds were legit

HouWarrior

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Re: Tennis Anyone?
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2017, 04:48:50 PM »
The "score" was love- love.
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

4everwarriors

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Re: Tennis Anyone?
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2017, 07:06:06 PM »
Dependin' on woo wuz servin', coulda bin ad in, ai na?
"Give 'Em Hell, Al"

Tugg Speedman

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Re: Tennis Anyone?
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2017, 07:25:05 PM »
Dependin' on woo wuz servin', coulda bin ad in, ai na?

Or ad out

GooooMarquette

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Re: Tennis Anyone?
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2017, 08:23:54 PM »
Sorry - I'll make sure the windows are closed next time.

Dr. Blackheart

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Re: Tennis Anyone?
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2017, 12:24:39 AM »
Sorry - I'll make sure the windows are closed next time.

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