If Scoop posters were MU players, who would they be?

[4everwarriors]

If there was a way for me to do so without John Malkoviching Titan, I'd probably be the mascot.

ZFB would have to be ZFB... the greatest playa' MU has ever known.

Nah, F*ckin' wood be Bob Piercy, hey?

[Holy hell all time]

Al Davis= the anti- Rob Frozena.

When Rob was in the game you knew we won. When AD is here, you know we've lost.

Lol!

[RushmoreAcademy]

I'd be Steve Novak because that's my brother's actual name and therefore the closest connection I have with anyone who's ever played at MU.

[frozena pizza]

I'm Rob Frozena, obviously.

[GGGG]

I'm Wally Ellenson. At first glace you may think I am doing a lot, but when you really look into it nothing real substantive is happening.

[warriorchick]

I would be this guy:




I don't look like a star walking down the street, and I'm not always consistent, but I get in some showy moves, I'm super-enthusiastic, and I don't take crap from anyone.

[cheebs09]

I'd be Dwight Burke. I try hard. I'll even contribute every once in awhile. However, limited in skill and defer to the rest of the established members that have more talent.

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

Guess I have to go for Luke Fischer. Similar haircut/beard, same shoulder injury, and I put up really great numbers but Sand Knit still hates me.

[warriorchick]

Guess I have to go for Luke Fischer. Similar haircut/beard, same shoulder injury, and I put up really great numbers but Sand Knit still hates me.

And you are engaged.   

[frozena pizza]

As with Frozena, I'm not very talented or athletic, but people cheer when I come into the game even though I've never really contributed anything meaningful.

[Holy hell all time]

I'm Rob Frozena, obviously.

By that token I guess that makes me Dwyane Wade?

[LloydsLegs]

Lloyd Moore

1. I peaked early ("doable" posts);
2. I have a weak foundation;
3. I have plenty of beef; and
4. I transferred my allegiance during last year's ncaa to a school in PA (not to Duquesne, but to Nova).

[MUMBA]

I think i would be Jamil Wilson.  My stats (.0043 posts per day), don't quite reconcile with my potential.  I tend to float around the perimeter of this board reading when I should probably be posting up.

[Frenns Liquor Depot]

NM

[frozena pizza]

By that token I guess that makes me Dwyane Wade?

Not that simple.  Most likely I'm much more similar to Rob Frozena than you are to Dwyane Wade.

[muwarrior69]

Ulice Payne, pretty good ball player, but much more success off the court getting his degree and JD and becoming a successful businessman.

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

And you are engaged.   

Very true, but we will only have that in common for another two months.

[Holy hell all time]

Ulice Payne, pretty good ball player, but much more success off the court getting his degree and JD and becoming a successful businessman.

You're the sh!t dawg!

[WarriorFan]

I'd be Charles Luter.  Great potential, but more knee surgeries than D1 minutes.

[Bricky]

Bricky = Dave Singleton.

Who? Oh yeah. Forgot about him.

[GGGG]

Bricky = Dave Singleton.

Who? Oh yeah. Forgot about him.

Yeah not sure that's who you want to be...

[JamilJaeJamailJrJuan]

Wadesworld = annoying team manager that constantly reminds the player and staff that the next game is the most important game of the year. Nothing else matters, and you must respect the process. Or else.

[Holy hell all time]

Wadesworld = annoying team manager that constantly reminds the player and staff that the next game is the most important game of the year. Nothing else matters, and you must respect the process. Or else.

Or else you lose games like at St. John's by 15.

[JamilJaeJamailJrJuan]

Or else you lose games like at St. John's by 15.

That was quick

[Hubert Davis]

I'd consider myself to be like Todd Mayo. A misunderstood yet extremely talented player.

Just win, baby!