Guy arrested in Memorial Library

[Galway Eagle]

If this was wrong in college lock me up

http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/marquette-dude-arrested-for-staring-at-girls-studying-in-the-library-and-jerking-off-in-the-bookshelves/

[MU82]

If this was wrong in college lock me up

http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/marquette-dude-arrested-for-staring-at-girls-studying-in-the-library-and-jerking-off-in-the-bookshelves/

Right now, NC's governor and legislators are saying, "Hmmm, the only way to make libraries safe is to ban all males."

[4everwarriors]

If those were da actual broads he was watchin', this cat needs some serious analysis, ai na?

[Benny B]

As much as I don't condone jerking it in public where others can see you, are we sure he was looking at girls?  I would imagine this guy would probably find the Tolkien manuscripts more erotic than the backs of girls in hoodies.

[tower912]

I'm picturing Bill Murray in Caddyshack.   "I'm watching you, Mrs. Johnson....."     The guy lacked discretion.

[MU Fan in Connecticut]

This story is just whacked.

[Tugg Speedman]

What a jerk

[mu03eng]

I'm picturing Bill Murray in Caddyshack.   "I'm watching you, Mrs. Johnson....."     The guy lacked discretion.

ooohh, Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman, ya know that?

[Jay Bee]

Well, I say there is no punishment too hard for this guy. Whatever he gets, he has it coming.

[Galway Eagle]

Good one

[source?]

Second offense. How is that possible?

[Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown]

Jesus. This is just awful, and for everyone involved. No winners.

[keefe]

This guy needs a beat down. A good old fashioned whipping until he pukes.

[4everwarriors]

He's probably goin' blind as we type, hey?

[NotBuzzWilliams]

The Raynor-bator

[GooooMarquette]

I loved when the girls were pleasuring themselves while staring at me in the library.  Although it did get old after a while....

[Skitch]

Second offense. How is that possible?

Viagra?

[keefe]

I loved when the girls were pleasuring themselves while staring at me in the library.  Although it did get old after a while....

I believe the correct term for the female form is "frigging."

I read that in Esquire or Popular Mechanics.

[Dr. Blackheart]

When one is deep into a hard cover, it is hard to put down the book until after the climax.

[rocket surgeon]

    it's all those girls faults ya know, dressing provocatively knowing the male hormones are raging

Mrs. Loopner: Lisa, you've blossomed into quite a beauty. You know, sometimes when we go to the Shop-Rite, I see the checkers staring at you..

Lisa Loopner: Oh, Mom, that's just your imagination!

Mrs. Loopner: No, Lisa. You're not a little girl anymore, and you have to be aware of the effect you have on the male of the species. Now, take Todd, for instance. When that perfectly nice young man sets his eyes on you in that get-up, his hormones are gonna go berserk.

[rocket surgeon]

new meaning to "get a room" ein'er?

http://dogtime.com/trending/16765-puppy-room-to-help-stressed-out-college-students

[keefe]

new meaning to "get a room" ein'er?

http://dogtime.com/trending/16765-puppy-room-to-help-stressed-out-college-students

Doc

While some guys need a "puppy room" I require " The Hall of the Great Dane"

[ChicosBailBonds]

new meaning to "get a room" ein'er?

http://dogtime.com/trending/16765-puppy-room-to-help-stressed-out-college-students

Are dogs allowed in the safe spaces of college students?   What about gender neutral dogs?

[keefe]

Ok, I will admit it...Fifth Floor, back in a corner, late at night with a chick named Laurie from Cleveland.

[rocket surgeon]

Ok, I will admit it...Fifth Floor, back in a corner, late at night with a chick named Laurie from Cleveland.

that must have been the "smokin" section

so you named yours laurie?