Delivery Man Killed For Pizza, Not Money

[Blackhat]

Damn.   Tough way to go out.  I'm sure the dude would have given up the pizza.
It was Papa Johns though.
#DeliveryMensLivesMatter
http://www.kens5.com/news/police-delivery-man-was-killed-for-pizza/104942636

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I kind of need this story to be fake if I'm going to continue interacting with other humans. I mean, what's a Papa John's pizza cost? Maybe $15-20? I have to believe the guy would have happily given the pizza up even if his boss were a dick and docked his pay for it.

[keefe]

Wonder what these guys would have done for an Angelo's pie?

[GooooMarquette]

Wonder what these guys would have done for an Angelo's pie?

Shot the delivery guy after they tasted it....

[keefe]

Shot the delivery guy after they tasted it....

Or after they burned the roof of their mouth after ingesting those curled up swimming pools of pepperoni holding a shot of liquid grease.

I actually had my first date with the wife at Angelo's though that was after drinking for a few hours at the Lanche. Nothing but the best from Crash!

[Skitch]

There was a thread on ask reddit a week or so ago asking delivery drivers about people/areas that their place banned and there was a shockingly high number of people that told stories about going to a house, realizing the place was abandoned and running like hell back to your car because you knew you were about to be robbed.  Surprisingly some of the stories they were just robbed of the pizza too.

[brewcity77]

There was a thread on ask reddit a week or so ago asking delivery drivers about people/areas that their place banned and there was a shockingly high number of people that told stories about going to a house, realizing the place was abandoned and running like hell back to your car because you knew you were about to be robbed.  Surprisingly some of the stories they were just robbed of the pizza too.

I used to drive delivery for the Pizza Hut on Holton and Capitol, right across from Wal-Mart. I worked there 3 months and was the longest tenured driver who hadn't been robbed (we went west to 31st, south to Locust, north to Hampton). When I got lucky for the second time (traded a shift off, the guy who took my shift was robbed and hospitalized) I figured I should get out while my luck held.

[keefe]

I worked there 3 months and was the longest tenured driver who hadn't been robbed

I know it's not really funny but that made me laugh