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[Benny B]

Her dad ( my bro-in-law ) was ATC in the Air Force 30 years ago.  Must be in the blood.

So what you're saying is that Navy and Air Force can co-exist at Thanksgiving dinner?

[keefe]

Her dad ( my bro-in-law ) was ATC in the Air Force 30 years ago.  Must be in the blood.

Sounds like the blood is thinning from the older generation...

[mu03eng]

Sounds like the blood is thinning from the older generation...

we all know that the current generation corrects the mistakes of mis-guided previous generations.

[ChicosBailBonds]

So what you're saying is that Navy and Air Force can co-exist at Thanksgiving dinner?

Yup

[WellsstreetWanderer]

After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, the Marine Corps fighter pilot finally regained consciousness.
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> He was in the hospital, in agonizing pain. 
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> He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
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> He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.
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> The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, knowing he was a fighter pilot, spoke to him slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable,  "You   may    not    feel   anything  from  the  waist  down."
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> Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"





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> And that, my friends, is    POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
> 

[keefe]

After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, the Marine Corps fighter pilot finally regained consciousness.
>
> He was in the hospital, in agonizing pain. 
>
> He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
>
> He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.
>
> The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, knowing he was a fighter pilot, spoke to him slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable,  "You   may    not    feel   anything  from  the  waist  down."
>
> Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"





>
> And that, my friends, is    POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
>

OutF#ckingstanding!!!

[keefe]

The fighter pilot goes to the Air Force flight surgeon for his periodic flight physical.

The fighter doc asks, "Have you had any problems or concerns since your last physical?"

The fighter pilot replies, "None whatsoever!"

The flight surgeon then asks, "How about your sex life? When was the last time you had sex?"

The fighter pilot answers, "1959."

The flight doc looks up from his paperwork aghast, saying, "1959! You haven't had sex in a very long time!"

The fighter pilot is shaking his head in sad agreement, telling the flight surgeon, "I know, but it's only 0830..."