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4everwarriors

Wisconsin farm worker accused of sex with an animal
By Tom Kertscher Sept. 26, 2015 4:48 p.m.
TWEETEMAIL PRINT
A 20-year-old Neillsville man is scheduled to appear in Clark County Circuit Court on Wednesday on a misdemeanor charge of sexual gratification with an animal, court records show.

Gideon D. Swartzentruber is accused of having sex with a donkey, the Marshfield News-Herald reported.

The act allegedly occurred shortly before noon Sept. 1 in a Neillsville barn where Swartzentruber was working.

The newspaper quoted a police report as saying that when asked why he had intercourse with the donkey, Swartzentruber said his "privates were out of control" and that he "got crazy and carried away."
"Give 'Em Hell, Al"

Tugg Speedman


tower912

'Swartzentruber'    I got nothing.   I just like saying and writing that name. 
In honor of Pope Leo XIV,
Matthew 25: 31-46

keefe

Quote from: 4everwarriors on September 26, 2015, 05:57:08 PM
Wisconsin farm worker accused of sex with an animal
By Tom Kertscher Sept. 26, 2015 4:48 p.m.
TWEETEMAIL PRINT
A 20-year-old Neillsville man is scheduled to appear in Clark County Circuit Court on Wednesday on a misdemeanor charge of sexual gratification with an animal, court records show.

Gideon D. Swartzentruber is accused of having sex with a donkey, the Marshfield News-Herald reported.

The act allegedly occurred shortly before noon Sept. 1 in a Neillsville barn where Swartzentruber was working.

The newspaper quoted a police report as saying that when asked why he had intercourse with the donkey, Swartzentruber said his "privates were out of control" and that he "got crazy and carried away."

I am not going to Bing this story but it is almost too good to be true. I especially like the quote that his, "privates were out of control..."

Frankly, as a red blooded American male, I have been stricken with that same syndrome on many an occasion.


Death on call

rocket surgeon

Quote from: keefe on September 26, 2015, 09:30:12 PM
I am not going to Bing this story but it is almost too good to be true. I especially like the quote that his, "privates were out of control..."

Frankly, as a red blooded American male, I have been stricken with that same syndrome on many an occasion.

wtf??  so they must of walked in seeing the donkey with a marlboro??

all the veeaagrey in the world ain't gonna allow this to happen here...i mean, come on!!!!
felz Houston ate uncle boozie's hands

Jay Bee

The portal is NOT closed.

keefe



Death on call

rocket surgeon

felz Houston ate uncle boozie's hands

tower912

In honor of Pope Leo XIV,
Matthew 25: 31-46

augoman


Benny B

Boys... you can't be imprisoned for watching an inter-species sex act. You'll walk. The worst I'll get is a huge fine for animal abuse, and alot of disgusted looks from ass-wipe conservatives who can't appreciate sexual exploration.

I miss my donkey.
Quote from: LittleMurs on January 08, 2015, 07:10:33 PM
Wow, I'm very concerned for Benny.  Being able to mimic Myron Medcalf's writing so closely implies an oncoming case of dementia.

keefe

Quote from: Benny B on September 30, 2015, 09:00:02 AM
Boys... you can't be imprisoned for watching an inter-species sex act. You'll walk. The worst I'll get is a huge fine for animal abuse, and alot of disgusted looks from ass-wipe conservatives who can't appreciate sexual exploration.

I miss my donkey.

It sounds like it is a crime in Clark County WI.

I don't know about you guys but I could have been accused of that crime on a few Saturdays freshman year at Marquette...

I think it was known as "Going Schwartzenruber" in McCormick 


Death on call

4everwarriors

So Dan, you're sayin' some of them TMSUB's looked like horse's asses, hey?
"Give 'Em Hell, Al"

mu03eng

Quote from: Benny B on September 30, 2015, 09:00:02 AM
Boys... you can't be imprisoned for watching an inter-species sex act. You'll walk. The worst I'll get is a huge fine for animal abuse, and alot of disgusted looks from ass-wipe conservatives who can't appreciate sexual exploration.

I miss my donkey.

Much preferred when the time they were discussing the moral implications of destroying a war machine but in the process killing innocent independent contractors.
"A Plan? Oh man, I hate plans. That means were gonna have to do stuff. Can't we just have a strategy......or a mission statement."

keefe

Quote from: 4everwarriors on September 30, 2015, 01:33:15 PM
So Dan, you're sayin' some of them TMSUB's looked like horse's asses, hey?

Doc

I think a lot of big asses looked considerably smaller in the Lanche the night before...


Death on call

Benny B

Quote from: mu03eng on September 30, 2015, 01:40:25 PM
Much preferred when the time they were discussing the moral implications of destroying a war machine but in the process killing innocent independent contractors.

OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG..... Whatever it is you're doing this weekend, Eng, put two hours aside, download 'Clerks 2,' grab a six-pack of your choice and you can thank me Monday morning.

[I usually don't get crazy about making a movie recommendation, but I get super-excited when such an opportunity to change someone's life for the better presents itself.]
Quote from: LittleMurs on January 08, 2015, 07:10:33 PM
Wow, I'm very concerned for Benny.  Being able to mimic Myron Medcalf's writing so closely implies an oncoming case of dementia.

mu03eng

Quote from: Benny B on September 30, 2015, 03:49:14 PM
OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG..... Whatever it is you're doing this weekend, Eng, put two hours aside, download 'Clerks 2,' grab a six-pack of your choice and you can thank me Monday morning.

[I usually don't get crazy about making a movie recommendation, but I get super-excited when such an opportunity to change someone's life for the better presents itself.]

Oh I've seen it at least half a dozen times, just don't really care for it.....much prefer Mallrats and the original.  In a shootout I'd take Dogma over it as well.
"A Plan? Oh man, I hate plans. That means were gonna have to do stuff. Can't we just have a strategy......or a mission statement."


real chili 83

Good lord, are Phiranna Man and Jimmy Bud Weiser still alive?


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