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Badger Hate Week 2014

Started by jesmu84, November 30, 2014, 05:07:03 PM

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Anti-Dentite

Quote from: warriorchick on December 01, 2014, 03:25:05 PM
You should have asked him why Bucky wears a big sweater, but no pants.



Cause Bucky got no balls.
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GooooMarquette

Quote from: warriorchick on December 01, 2014, 03:25:05 PM
You should have asked him why Bucky wears a big sweater, but no pants.


Shrinkage long ago made pants unnecessary...

mu03eng

We all know Bo Ryan is the product of an orgy between a couple of zombies, a vampire, and the Grinch....what's not to hate?
"A Plan? Oh man, I hate plans. That means were gonna have to do stuff. Can't we just have a strategy......or a mission statement."

ChitownSpaceForRent

May do a live blog on waiting in line for the Wisconsin game if anybody would be interested in that sort of thing.

4everwarriors

"Give 'Em Hell, Al"


hairy worthen


ChitownSpaceForRent

Hahahahahahahaha

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=193&f=2565&t=13433239

Apparently Harvard of the midwest couldnt figure out how to edit a wikipedia page.

classof2k

Quote from: ChitownJuan on December 02, 2014, 10:36:25 AM

Apparently Harvard of the midwest couldnt figure out how to edit a wikipedia page.

Did someone say Harvard of the Midwest?

seakm4

Quote from: TallTitan34 on December 01, 2014, 03:06:22 PM
So the guy getting tackled went into mascot sales as his profession.

You should have asked him why a school with football doesn't have a mascot that break a tackle.  He went down like a rock.

WarriorInNYC

This is a joke that I have heard as a Steelers fan in reference to Cleveland hate, but its just as easy to change the team names as done below (and as I'm sure whoever told me the joke did themselves)

A Marquette fan is driving home from work one late cold evening and notices a priest walking alongside the road in the cold.  Being a good Samaritan, the Marquette fan pulls over and offers the priest a ride home.  The priest accepts and jumps in the car.  As the drive continues, the Marquette fan notices a guy wearing a Badger sweatshirt walking the other direction.  Thinking he would have a little fun, the Marquette fan decides to swerve over the side of the road a bit to give the Badger fan a scare. 

The driver swerves over, and at the last second pulls back onto the road.  However, only planning to scare the Badger fan and not hit him, he still heard a loud thud.  He says out loud, "Oh, I thought I missed the Badger fan!"  The priest responds, "Don't worry, I pulled open the door and got him"

Spotcheck Billy

or this one:

A  Badger fan and a Marquette fan are driving on I-94 one day and by a freak accident have a head-on collision with each other with tremendous force.  Both cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of the drivers has a scratch on him. After they crawl out of their cars, the MU fan sees the other driver's Bucky sweatshirt and says, "So you're a WI fan.  I'm an MU fan. Just look at our cars. There is nothing left, yet we are here unhurt. This must be a sign from God!"
Pointing to the sky, he continues, "God must have meant that we should meet and share our lives in peace and friendship for the rest of our days on earth."  The WI fan replies, "I agree with you completely. This must surely be a sign from God!"  The Warrior is looking in the trunk of his car and exclaims, "And look at this! Here's another miracle! My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of 18 year old Laphroaig did not break. Surely, God wants us to drink this scotch to celebrate our good fortune."  The WI fan nods in agreement.  The Warrior hands the bottle to the Badger, who drinks half the bottle and hands the bottle back to the Warrior who takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap on, then hands it back to the Badger. The Badger, baffled, asks, "Aren't you having any?"  The reply, "Nah... I think I'll wait   for the police."

mu03eng

Quote from: TallTitan34 on December 01, 2014, 02:52:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/YPWXPeNsbRw

Man that was epic, my aunt's season tickets are 20 rows from there and it was epic to behold in person.  It was all I could do to not stand and applaud with all my might.
"A Plan? Oh man, I hate plans. That means were gonna have to do stuff. Can't we just have a strategy......or a mission statement."

mikekinsellaMVP

21 hours to tip-off.  Can't let this thread die yet.


klyrish

Quote from: Michael Kenyon on December 03, 2014, 02:04:35 PM
or this one:

A  Badger fan and a Marquette fan are driving on I-94 one day and by a freak accident have a head-on collision with each other with tremendous force.  Both cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of the drivers has a scratch on him. After they crawl out of their cars, the MU fan sees the other driver's Bucky sweatshirt and says, "So you're a WI fan.  I'm an MU fan. Just look at our cars. There is nothing left, yet we are here unhurt. This must be a sign from God!"
Pointing to the sky, he continues, "God must have meant that we should meet and share our lives in peace and friendship for the rest of our days on earth."  The WI fan replies, "I agree with you completely. This must surely be a sign from God!"  The Warrior is looking in the trunk of his car and exclaims, "And look at this! Here's another miracle! My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of 18 year old Laphroaig did not break. Surely, God wants us to drink this scotch to celebrate our good fortune."  The WI fan nods in agreement.  The Warrior hands the bottle to the Badger, who drinks half the bottle and hands the bottle back to the Warrior who takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap on, then hands it back to the Badger. The Badger, baffled, asks, "Aren't you having any?"  The reply, "Nah... I think I'll wait   for the police."

HAHAHAHA love it!

Benny B

Quote from: LittleMurs on January 08, 2015, 07:10:33 PM
Wow, I'm very concerned for Benny.  Being able to mimic Myron Medcalf's writing so closely implies an oncoming case of dementia.

Dr. Blackheart

That's a lot of $5 haircuts at Sport Clips all in a row.


mu-rara

Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on December 05, 2014, 03:44:14 PM
That's a lot of $5 haircuts at Sport Clips all in a row.


SportClips.  They do that in the locker room with the same shaver.

Go Warriors

Number 13 has more hair under his arm than the whole team has on their noggins

brewcity77

I keep reading about "hate woodies" since I came back. I think I must have a hate woody for Wisconsin, because hating Bucky makes me very, very happy.
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willie warrior

Quote from: brewcity77 on December 05, 2014, 10:51:30 PM
I keep reading about "hate woodies" since I came back. I think I must have a hate woody for Wisconsin, because hating Bucky makes me very, very happy.
The only school I can think of to have a greater hate woody for is No Dick. Wisconsin is second, and then they all fall off--maybe Syracuse because Baywhine is their coach.
I thought you were dead. Willie lives rent free in Reekers mind.

willie warrior

Quote from: Go Warriors on December 05, 2014, 07:05:21 PM
Number 13 has more hair under his arm than the whole team has on their noggins

Beware of people that stare and comment about underarm hair. Simply gross!!
I thought you were dead. Willie lives rent free in Reekers mind.

willie warrior

Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on December 05, 2014, 03:44:14 PM
That's a lot of $5 haircuts at Sport Clips all in a row.


Is #1 Gasser? He just won the Jake Thomas Lookalike Contest being sponsored by Buzz.
I thought you were dead. Willie lives rent free in Reekers mind.