Should Ners be banned?

[wadesworld]

How do y'all get Ners outta Pinkberry?

Gosh damnit you never fail to crack me up.

[wadesworld]

+ 100 for being rational of which I should not have to give out, but when this forum is a sea of teenagers in 20-something bodies that lack core fundamentals, then expected behavior shall be praised.  Well written Connie.  I shall inform the Dark Lord of your esteemed character. 

You of all people should be talking  .

By the way, what kind of fundamentals are we talking about here?  We all know Ners has both fundamentals and street skills when it comes to on the court.

Also, anybody else find it absolutely hilarious that Ners calls people out every time they talk about being done posting here and/or putting someone on ignore, yet here he is starting an entire thread about himself?  I'm fairly certain I've seen him call others hypocrites.  Might be time to look in the mirror.

[Ellisium]

You of all people should be talking  .

By the way, what kind of fundamentals are we talking about here?  We all know Ners has both fundamentals and street skills when it comes to on the court.

Also, anybody else find it absolutely hilarious that Ners calls people out every time they talk about being done posting here and/or putting someone on ignore, yet here he is starting an entire thread about himself?  I'm fairly certain I've seen him call others hypocrites.  Might be time to look in the mirror.

Me?  You don't know me!!!  I'm a newbie - Assistant and Procurer for the Dark Lord.  Beware ....... He shall rise again! 

[Avenue Commons]

Just want to keep this thread alive. It has great, untapped potential for some early season levity. Have a great weekend, Marquette Nation.

http://media.giphy.com/media/39u6idkvR5ZlK/giphy.gif

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

Another example of the oft repeated fallacy that there is "relentless unwarranted praise of Derrick."  This simply is not true.  I cannot remember one example of a poster relentlessly praising Derrick for anything other than being an outstanding teammate---a judgement I believe Ners shares.  That is what is so frustrating to me about this entire topic.  The debate really concerns whether or not Derrick was the best of the available bad options.  This year our options are different, and I wish Ners and the board would concentrate on that, not the f'd up disaster that played out last year.

+1. Excellently stated. There was no one consistently praising Derrick. The best I remember anyone saying is "best option on the team right now" "very good defender" "high character kid." He certainly got trashed more than he got praised. This was never an argument about if Derrick Wilson was good, it was an argument about Derrick Wilson being less inadequate than Jamil/Mayo/Dawson at the PG.

[Galway Eagle]

Me?  You don't know me!!!  I'm a newbie - Assistant and Procurer for the Dark Lord.  Beware ....... He shall rise again! 

Dude MU_hilltopper already outed either your IP address or something as the Mikedeanesdarkglasses guy so it's just weird to do what you're doing at this point

[Ellisium]

Dude MU_hilltopper already outed either your IP address or something as the Mikedeanesdarkglasses guy so it's just weird to do what you're doing at this point

Your subpar logic has failed you once again.  Beware, for the Dark Lord may take his fury out on thee.  And if he gives you mercy when he returns.... then I shall be the thorn in your side.  For he is not me, nor I him, but part of the same kin. 

[tower912]

You of all people should be talking  .



Also, anybody else find it absolutely hilarious that Ners calls people out every time they talk about being done posting here and/or putting someone on ignore, yet here he is starting an entire thread about himself? 

Surely, somewhere, there is a GIF of Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction saying 'I will not be ignored.'

[StillAWarrior]

8. The BMA smackdown of Ners loses its luster if Ners isn't around to argue about how it wasn't a smack down.


PS. This list came out way less funny than it was originally envisioned in my mind. Honestly, it is pretty much comedic crap. Feel free to edit and revise as you all see fit.

I actually laughed out loud.  Even if the list wasn't as funny as you'd envisioned, No. 8 was great.  It's still probably my favorite post ever on Scoop.

P.S.  I also voted no.

[TSmith34, Inc.]

You can't be serious. He was praised relentlessly last year by numerous posters.

You and woody warrior keep making this claim but you can't seem to back it up.  Why don't you provide us with some examples of this relentless praise of Derrick that forces poor Ners to make 5,000 posts ripping the kid.

[naginiF]

Anyone else equally hoping and fearing that Ellisium is really Ners trying to hijack a thread that he made about himself into a thread totally about his nom de plume?

[MUsoxfan]

This site is an embarrassment to MU. People come here to see what's new with MU basketball and the most active thread is about and created by some attention whore jagoff poster

Every time people on this site wonder why our fanbase isn't taken seriously, please reference this thread.

Although I'm sure there are similar threads on Duke, Kentucky and Wisconsin sites....

[connie]

This site is an embarrassment to MU. People come here to see what's new with MU basketball and the most active thread is about and created by some attention whore jagoff poster

Every time people on this site wonder why our fanbase isn't taken seriously, please reference this thread.

Although I'm sure there are similar threads on Duke, Kentucky and Wisconsin sites....

So every fan board has the same elements, but we should be embarrassed.  Got it.  Thanks for contributing.

[GGGG]

This site is an embarrassment to MU. People come here to see what's new with MU basketball and the most active thread is about and created by some attention whore jagoff poster

Every time people on this site wonder why our fanbase isn't taken seriously, please reference this thread.

Although I'm sure there are similar threads on Duke, Kentucky and Wisconsin sites....

Then don't come here any longer.

[MU82]

Your subpar logic has failed you once again.  Beware, for the Dark Lord may take his fury out on thee.  And if he gives you mercy when he returns.... then I shall be the thorn in your side.  For he is not me, nor I him, but part of the same kin. 

I highly recommend you change your name to ...

DARK LORD OF DOUCHEBAGGERY

Or maybe ...

DARK LORD OF DIPSHITTERY

Or maybe ...

DARK LORD OF DUMBASSERY

[willie warrior]

You and woody warrior keep making this claim but you can't seem to back it up.  Why don't you provide us with some examples of this relentless praise of Derrick that forces poor Ners to make 5,000 posts ripping the kid.

Look it up yourself. Love the internet people who expect others to do their click research for them.

[Dawson Rental]

Look it up yourself. Love the internet people who expect others to do their click research for them.

But he did and TSmith34 found nada.  The lesson?  To this point there is no internet search engine that can search the dark recesses of your and Wojo'sMojo's imaginations.

[thekahoona]

This whole thread is beginning to remind me of this:

http://youtu.be/bD4xwK13lGk

[keefe]

How do y'all get Ners outta Pinkberry?

My wife actually preferred Red Mango. As for myself, when she would suggest a Red Mango run I would always counter with a trip to a local single malt dispensary.

[TSmith34, Inc.]

Look it up yourself. Love the internet people who expect others to do their click research for them.

You made the claim, yet you can't back it up.  The transparent attempt to make believe others are just too lazy to prove your point for you is just pathetic and sad.

[Pakuni]

Surely, somewhere, there is a GIF of Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction saying 'I will not be ignored.'

Ask and ye shall ....

[Pakuni]

This site is an embarrassment to MU. People come here to see what's new with MU basketball and the most active thread is about and created by some attention whore jagoff poster

Every time people on this site wonder why our fanbase isn't taken seriously, please reference this thread.

Although I'm sure there are similar threads on Duke, Kentucky and Wisconsin sites....

p.s. Go Sox.

[GGGG]

You can't be serious. He was praised relentlessly last year by numerous posters.

False.  He was preferred over John Dawson.  Multiple people (including myself) who had that preference, also acknowledged his play was bad.  That's it.

[Galway Eagle]

Your subpar logic has failed you once again.  Beware, for the Dark Lord may take his fury out on thee.  And if he gives you mercy when he returns.... then I shall be the thorn in your side.  For he is not me, nor I him, but part of the same kin. 

Did we really attend the same school? Like i used to think mu had some standards about who it admits

[barfolomew]

Ners must be sitting back just enjoying what he created here: