Author Topic: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America (Read 7183 times)

warriorchick · « **on:** March 19, 2014, 04:24:22 PM »

Includes many topics previously covered on Scoop, including:

Notre Dame Fans
Lacrosse
"Prestige" TV
Paleo Diets
Apple Fanboys
Beer Snobs
Chicago

http://deadspin.com/who-are-the-bitchiest-most-defensive-fans-in-america-1542968511

ChitownSpaceForRent · « **Reply #1 on:** March 19, 2014, 04:26:43 PM »

My vote goes to either christian conservatives, beliebers or vegans.

warriorchick · « **Reply #2 on:** March 19, 2014, 04:35:22 PM »

Anti-vaxxers.

I have relatives that are brilliant people in every other respect except they are certain that vaccines caused their son's autism. When I try to point out that the doctor that put forth that theory has had his medical license yanked for fraudulent research, they start talking about Big Pharma conspiracies.

Spotcheck Billy · « **Reply #3 on:** March 19, 2014, 04:36:07 PM »

uh oh, trouble ahead

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5. Boxing fans

Excuse me, did you just say boxing was in decline? Well, let me just point you to the latest pay-per-view buy numbers, pretty boy. Does a $50 million purse sound like the hallmark of a struggling sport to you? THE MIDDLEBANTAMFLYMITEWEIGHT DIVISION HAS NEVER BEEN STRONGER.

(lists 80 boxers you've never heard of, then Mayweather and Pacquiao)

reinko · « **Reply #4 on:** March 19, 2014, 05:42:55 PM »

Cyclists are my bracket buster for this.

MUeng · « **Reply #5 on:** March 19, 2014, 05:50:21 PM »

Crossfitters

ChicosBailBonds · « **Reply #6 on:** March 19, 2014, 05:50:45 PM »

Quote from: esard2011 on March 19, 2014, 04:26:43 PM

My vote goes to either christian conservatives, beliebers or vegans.

I'd like to call and raise you with enviornmentalists, PETA members and NOAA on their hurricane predictions gone so wrong

LloydMooresLegs · « **Reply #7 on:** March 19, 2014, 07:18:53 PM »

Quote from: warriorchick on March 19, 2014, 04:35:22 PM

Anti-vaxxers.

I have relatives that are brilliant people in every other respect except they are certain that vaccine's caused their son's autism. When I try to point out that the doctor that put forth that theory has had his medical license yanked for fraudulent research, they start talking about Big Pharma conspiracies.

When I read the first to words of your post, I was worried that you were about to rail against the VAX; glad you are not anti-advent of the digital age.

NavinRJohnson · « **Reply #8 on:** March 19, 2014, 07:30:26 PM »

Duh, Soccer.

DegenerateDish · « **Reply #9 on:** March 19, 2014, 07:37:58 PM »

Us Chicagoans deserved a higher seed.

WI inferiority Complexes · « **Reply #10 on:** March 19, 2014, 08:20:53 PM »

Beer snobs should be no lower than a #2 seed.

NavinRJohnson · « **Reply #11 on:** March 19, 2014, 08:33:53 PM »

Quote from: WI_inferiority_complexes on March 19, 2014, 08:20:53 PM

Beer snobs should be no lower than a #2 seed.

Idk, are they really bitchy and defensive, or is it more insufferable and annoying?

ATWizJr · « **Reply #12 on:** March 19, 2014, 08:36:37 PM »

The global warming crowd.

Sir Lawrence · « **Reply #13 on:** March 19, 2014, 08:39:07 PM »

Love it. "Cincinnati Chili Fans"

Try explaining Real Chili to a Cincy style chili fan that has no knowledge of Real Chili. Their heads practically explode.

NavinRJohnson · « **Reply #14 on:** March 19, 2014, 08:41:47 PM »

Quote from: Sir Lawrence on March 19, 2014, 08:39:07 PM

Love it. "Cincinnati Chili Fans"

Try explaining Real Chili to a Cincy style chili fan that has no knowledge of Real Chili. Their heads practically explode.

Even most of those from Cincinatti who've had both, do everything they can to convince themselves and others that Skyline is better. I actually like Skyline, but its really not close between the two.

MUeng · « **Reply #15 on:** March 19, 2014, 08:49:03 PM »

Quote from: NavinRJohnson on March 19, 2014, 08:33:53 PM

Idk, are they really bitchy and defensive, or is it more insufferable and annoying?

speaking as one, I would say insufferable and annoying

WI inferiority Complexes · « **Reply #16 on:** March 19, 2014, 08:59:55 PM »

Quote from: NavinRJohnson on March 19, 2014, 08:33:53 PM

Idk, are they really bitchy and defensive, or is it more insufferable and annoying?

All of the above.

ChitownSpaceForRent · « **Reply #17 on:** March 19, 2014, 10:41:33 PM »

Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on March 19, 2014, 05:50:45 PM

I'd like to call and raise you with enviornmentalists, PETA members and NOAA on their hurricane predictions gone so wrong

Meh, im fine with enviornmentalists. PETA though I wholeheartedly agree. Did not see them in there. They have jumped to my #1 ranking.

brandx · « **Reply #18 on:** March 19, 2014, 11:06:06 PM »

Quote from: esard2011 on March 19, 2014, 10:41:33 PM

Meh, im fine with enviornmentalists. PETA though I wholeheartedly agree. Did not see them in there. They have jumped to my #1 ranking.

+1

Any group whose sole purpose is to do outrageous things to annoy people or prove a point deserves to be #1

Skitch · « **Reply #19 on:** March 19, 2014, 11:43:19 PM »

I always enjoyed this joke-

How can you tell if someone is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you soon enough.

Sunbelt15 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 20, 2014, 07:54:14 AM »

Quote from: ATWizJr on March 19, 2014, 08:36:37 PM

The global warming crowd.

+1. I would add skiers and their attitudes toward snowboarders.

NavinRJohnson · « **Reply #21 on:** March 20, 2014, 08:00:20 AM »

Quote from: Sunbelt15 on March 20, 2014, 07:54:14 AM

+1. I would add skiers and their attitudes toward snowboarders.

Well maybe if they would quit sitting on the hill all day, and get the hell out of the way.

Hards Alumni · « **Reply #22 on:** March 20, 2014, 08:03:11 AM »

Quote from: ATWizJr on March 19, 2014, 08:36:37 PM

The global warming crowd.

Global climate change deniers.

Birthers.

Golden Avalanche · « **Reply #23 on:** March 20, 2014, 08:29:41 AM »

Marquette basketball fans should top this list.

🏀 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 20, 2014, 08:42:32 AM »

Quote from: NavinRJohnson on March 20, 2014, 08:00:20 AM

Well maybe if they would quit sitting on the hill all day, and get the hell out of the way.

Agreed on all accounts, and I've been known to snowboard. It's a hill not a god damn lounge.

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Author Topic: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America (Read 7183 times)

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