Author Topic: If you could blame the season on one person... (Read 10898 times)

melissasmooth · « **Reply #25 on:** March 05, 2014, 02:00:30 PM »

Quote from: MUCam on March 05, 2014, 01:35:14 PM

Pontius Pilate
The chick who sent over the shot
Canada

Honorable mention: ElDonBDon for attempting to ruin this thread with an actual opinion when levity is clearly the medicine this board requires.

Little known fact, Pilate was AD at Judaea University but his run was cut short when a game scheduled for a Roman Naval ship was cancelled - that was way before he went on to be a judge

Ari Gold · « **Reply #26 on:** March 05, 2014, 02:06:10 PM »

Obamacare

MUCam · « **Reply #27 on:** March 05, 2014, 02:12:16 PM »

Quote from: Ari Gold on March 05, 2014, 02:06:10 PM

Obamacare

It is going to be quite a feat to narrow the pool of candidates to five blameworthy culprits, of which only one will be held solely responsible for this year's on court product.

Pontius Pilate
Canada
The chick who sent over the shot
The guy on the grassy knoll
TJ Taylor's girlfriend
George W. Bush
Obamacare
"Me" - spoken by husbands across the MU community
"Him" - spoken by wives across the MU community

Lots of legitimate options; who will brave the task of limiting the list to five?

tower912 · « **Reply #28 on:** March 05, 2014, 02:12:25 PM »

Quote from: esard2011 on March 05, 2014, 01:40:51 PM

Any advice for that one? Not at the whole wife thing yet but the lady friend has been blaming me for a lot recently for studying too much...

I will give you a hint. If they are trying to change you now, or complaining now, while you are still in college and just dating, run, don't walk, away. It will never get better, only worse.

willie warrior · « **Reply #29 on:** March 05, 2014, 02:15:16 PM »

Quote from: MUCam on March 05, 2014, 02:12:16 PM

It is going to be quite a feat to narrow the pool of candidates to five blameworthy culprits, of which only one will be held solely responsible for this year's on court product.

Pontius Pilate
Canada
The chick who sent over the shot
The guy on the grassy knoll
TJ Taylor's girlfriend
George W. Bush
Obamacare
"Me" - spoken by husbands across the MU community
"Him" - spoken by wives across the MU community

Lots of legitimate options; who will brave the task of limiting the list to five?

How about the 5 crooks that will be revealed in the finale of True Detective? Or you could also add Teo's imaginary girlfriend.

source? · « **Reply #30 on:** March 05, 2014, 02:16:13 PM »

Quote from: melissasmooth on March 05, 2014, 02:00:30 PM

Little known fact, Pilate was AD at Judaea University but his run was cut short when a game scheduled for a Roman Naval ship was cancelled - that was way before he went on to be a judge

Word on the street was that he had been butting heads with the gladiator squad's HC. Supposedly the administration was worried about the coach moving to UT (University of Tel Aviv). Team really seemed to lose their killer instinct that year. Got massacred a couple of times. Natives in the forum (city center) were pulling out their torches and pitchforks.

(All meant in humor. Not seriously trying to argue anything)

willie warrior · « **Reply #31 on:** March 05, 2014, 02:17:06 PM »

Wait... we forgot one. Crean for hiring Buzz. There that should be almost a universal consensus.

ChitownSpaceForRent · « **Reply #32 on:** March 05, 2014, 02:18:38 PM »

Ill give it a go...

Justin Bieber (Substitute for Canada)
him/me combo (It really goes hand in hand)
Scoop mods
TJ Taylors girlfriend
Dont like the rest of them so need a new 5th.

source? · « **Reply #33 on:** March 05, 2014, 02:21:40 PM »

France. Follow my logic:

France-->Cajuns-->Mardi Gras-->Loss-->Season Ruined

ChitownSpaceForRent · « **Reply #34 on:** March 05, 2014, 02:24:22 PM »

Quote from: striker14 on March 05, 2014, 02:21:40 PM

France. Follow my logic:

France-->Cajuns-->Mardi Gras-->Loss-->Season Ruined

The French revolution it is.

Alright on gonna set the final 5 as

Justin Bieber
Him/me
Scoop mods
TJ Taylors girlfriend
Les Miserables

MUCam · « **Reply #35 on:** March 05, 2014, 02:33:18 PM »

Quote from: willie warrior on March 05, 2014, 02:15:16 PM

Or you could also add Teo's imaginary girlfriend.

This is why levity is such a precious commodity in this world. Just when I thought you could not be a larger buffoon as it relates to your stance on this program, you go ahead and throw out this unbelievably amazing suggestion and completely obliterate all of my pent up anger towards you. Amazing. I heart you.

A top five blame list would not be complete without Teo's imaginary girlfriend.

ChicosBailBonds · « **Reply #36 on:** March 05, 2014, 02:57:06 PM »

Steve Pederson

ZiggysFryBoy · « **Reply #37 on:** March 05, 2014, 03:03:02 PM »

a 4neverwarriors root canal.

Ners' 30th floor crib.

Keefe skipping town for a few weeks mid season.

Dodds, Mike Jakobowski and the guy that fills in for Jakobowski when Jakobowski is doing bowling. (3 for the price of 1)

The cat that hit Homer's car.

Fr Kelly not showing enough emotion on the bench.

Tums Festival · « **Reply #38 on:** March 05, 2014, 03:07:14 PM »

Jacques Marquette...

ChitownSpaceForRent · « **Reply #39 on:** March 05, 2014, 03:09:56 PM »

Quote from: Heavy Gear on March 05, 2014, 03:07:14 PM

Jacques Marquette...

Bet me to it only because I couldnt remember his first name.

source? · « **Reply #40 on:** March 05, 2014, 03:11:02 PM »

Bread!
Apples!
Very Small Rocks!
A Duck!

(Monty Python reference)

ChitownSpaceForRent · « **Reply #41 on:** March 05, 2014, 03:12:33 PM »

Quote from: striker14 on March 05, 2014, 03:11:02 PM

Bread!
Apples!
Very Small Rocks!
A Duck!

(Monty Python reference)

The African Swallow

source? · « **Reply #42 on:** March 05, 2014, 03:18:06 PM »

Quote from: esard2011 on March 05, 2014, 03:12:33 PM

The African Swallow

Two European Swallows carrying a coconut on a string!
This is a temperate zone! (arguable this year).

DoggyDaddy · « **Reply #43 on:** March 05, 2014, 03:22:24 PM »

Goose Brell for turning his back on the American Flag during the National Anthem from 1969-70.
This begot Allie's turnover against Ohio State, Chone's leaving during the season, Al's technical's against NC State, Miami of Ohio, Bob Dukiet....

swoopem · « **Reply #44 on:** March 05, 2014, 03:32:58 PM »

Man-Bear-Pig (South Park Al Gore reference)

source? · « **Reply #45 on:** March 05, 2014, 03:34:34 PM »

Quote from: swoopem on March 05, 2014, 03:32:58 PM

Man-Bear-Pig (South Park Al Gore reference)

Harley riders?

ChitownSpaceForRent · « **Reply #46 on:** March 05, 2014, 03:36:13 PM »

Me for not making sure every student in the student section knows how to manage their time so the can show up to games.

Silkk the Shaka · « **Reply #47 on:** March 05, 2014, 03:37:42 PM »

Quote from: swoopem on March 05, 2014, 03:32:58 PM

Man-Bear-Pig (South Park Al Gore reference)

A joke is most effective when you explain it immediately.

GooooMarquette · « **Reply #48 on:** March 05, 2014, 03:53:04 PM »

Quote from: esard2011 on March 05, 2014, 03:36:13 PM

Me for not making sure every student in the student section knows how to manage their time so the can show up to games.

Well played.

source? · « **Reply #49 on:** March 05, 2014, 03:57:54 PM »

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