Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes

[brewcity77]

Okay...it may be evil to mock the dead, but certainly it can't be bad to mock the non-existent dead, is it? I mean...not like there'd be harm in me making fun of Rachel Dawes' death in Dark Knight? Anyway...here's what I got...

-- I completely understand what Manti Te'o is going through. I remember how hurt I felt when the girl I loved who embodied beauty, strength, and determination died. And it only became more painful when I learned Buffy the Vampire Slayer wasn't real!

**Breaking News** Manti Te'o just received a dozen white roses. Card read "You're it! Love, Lance"

-- So what if the Sixth Sense kid could see dead people? I saw Lennay Kekua.

Alright, MUScoop, what you got?

[MerrittsMustache]

Finally a love story less believable than Katherine Webb falling for AJ McCarron!

[LON]

I can't claim originality on this, but I laughed:

That wasn't Te'o missing all those tackles against Alabama, he was just hugging his girlfriend.

[Pakuni]

Manti Te'o and his girlfriend share a warm embrace.

[damuts222]

From SNL's Seth Meyers:  @sethmeyers21: These Te'o jokes are all very funny but let's all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead.

[SoCalwarrior]

[Pakuni]

From SNL's Seth Meyers:  @sethmeyers21: These Te'o jokes are all very funny but let's all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead.

That joke was old about 12 hours before Meyers tweeted it.

[mu03eng]

Eddie Lacy was probably the girlfriend, cause Te'o never touched him either.

[swoopem]

This isn't a joke, but man if your stud middle linebacker has to date an imaginary person then that says a lot about the girls at ND

[nyg]

http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/this-picture-sums-up-the-night/

This.

[Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown]

This is what happens when you name schools after ladies who tell people they got pregnant without having sex.

[🏀]

[TallTitan34]

He's got 99 problems but a bitch aint one.

[Da 'Lanche]

New branding campaing.....N.D. stands for "No Dame"

Hell, MU students should make up t-shirts like that for when the Iwish..I mean Irish come to town.

[dwaderoy2004]

Te'o is not worried about this hurting his draft stock because he is expecting to receive millions from a Kenyan Prince he helped out that emailed him out of the blue.

[Jay Bee]

ZFB is demanding his e-lover finally Skype with him after 4 years of internet bliss. I hope for his sake that his internet lover really is the 58 yr old midget tranny that ZFB has believed he's been talking to all these years.

[Lighthouse 84]

+1

[Hards Alumni]

Te'o is not worried about this hurting his draft stock because he is expecting to receive millions from a Kenyan Prince he helped out that emailed him out of the blue.

Usually they're Nigerian.

[Benny B]

Usually they're Nigerian.

Maybe he was talking about Obama.

[lurch91]

I'm really going to be embarassed if someone tells me Fawn Leibowtiz didn't die in that kiln explosion!

[Hards Alumni]

"Q: When a coach leaves a program that is about to go on probation for the NFL should we just call that a Pete Carroll from now on?
—Scott, Las Vegas

SG: And if you can Pete Carroll a football program while also Lennay Kekua–ing it, that's called a Bobby Petrino."

HA!

[muhoosier260]

saw a t-shirt online mocking the ND inspirational quote: "Play like your fake girlfriend died today!"

http://barstool.market-safe.com/index.php/shirt-9/play-like.html

[tower912]

It's not 'Touchdown Jesus' anymore.   He's just got his arms around his on-line girlfriends.

[MU82]

If Te'o were gay, he'd be dating George Glass.