Author Topic: Manti Te'o Girlfriend Jokes (Read 6102 times)

brewcity77 · « **on:** January 17, 2013, 10:44:54 AM »

Okay...it may be evil to mock the dead, but certainly it can't be bad to mock the non-existent dead, is it? I mean...not like there'd be harm in me making fun of Rachel Dawes' death in Dark Knight? Anyway...here's what I got...

-- I completely understand what Manti Te'o is going through. I remember how hurt I felt when the girl I loved who embodied beauty, strength, and determination died. And it only became more painful when I learned Buffy the Vampire Slayer wasn't real!

**Breaking News** Manti Te'o just received a dozen white roses. Card read "You're it! Love, Lance"

-- So what if the Sixth Sense kid could see dead people? I saw Lennay Kekua.

Alright, MUScoop, what you got?

MerrittsMustache · « **Reply #1 on:** January 17, 2013, 11:04:20 AM »

Finally a love story less believable than Katherine Webb falling for AJ McCarron!

LON · « **Reply #2 on:** January 17, 2013, 11:13:43 AM »

I can't claim originality on this, but I laughed:

That wasn't Te'o missing all those tackles against Alabama, he was just hugging his girlfriend.

Pakuni · « **Reply #3 on:** January 17, 2013, 11:57:34 AM »

Manti Te'o and his girlfriend share a warm embrace.

damuts222 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 17, 2013, 12:06:59 PM »

From SNL's Seth Meyers: @sethmeyers21: These Te'o jokes are all very funny but let's all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead.

SoCalwarrior · « **Reply #5 on:** January 17, 2013, 12:14:48 PM »

Pakuni · « **Reply #6 on:** January 17, 2013, 12:24:59 PM »

Quote from: damuts222 on January 17, 2013, 12:06:59 PM

From SNL's Seth Meyers: @sethmeyers21: These Te'o jokes are all very funny but let's all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead.

That joke was old about 12 hours before Meyers tweeted it.

mu03eng · « **Reply #7 on:** January 17, 2013, 01:31:56 PM »

Eddie Lacy was probably the girlfriend, cause Te'o never touched him either.

swoopem · « **Reply #8 on:** January 17, 2013, 01:42:27 PM »

This isn't a joke, but man if your stud middle linebacker has to date an imaginary person then that says a lot about the girls at ND

nyg · « **Reply #9 on:** January 17, 2013, 02:34:35 PM »

http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/this-picture-sums-up-the-night/

This.

Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown · « **Reply #10 on:** January 17, 2013, 03:10:16 PM »

This is what happens when you name schools after ladies who tell people they got pregnant without having sex.

🏀 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 17, 2013, 03:13:23 PM »

TallTitan34 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 17, 2013, 04:27:29 PM »

He's got 99 problems but a bitch aint one.

Da 'Lanche · « **Reply #13 on:** January 17, 2013, 06:18:09 PM »

New branding campaing.....N.D. stands for "No Dame"

Hell, MU students should make up t-shirts like that for when the Iwish..I mean Irish come to town.

dwaderoy2004 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 17, 2013, 06:36:51 PM »

Te'o is not worried about this hurting his draft stock because he is expecting to receive millions from a Kenyan Prince he helped out that emailed him out of the blue.

Jay Bee · « **Reply #15 on:** January 17, 2013, 10:57:42 PM »

ZFB is demanding his e-lover finally Skype with him after 4 years of internet bliss. I hope for his sake that his internet lover really is the 58 yr old midget tranny that ZFB has believed he's been talking to all these years.

Lighthouse 84 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 18, 2013, 07:49:44 AM »

Quote from: PTM on January 17, 2013, 03:13:23 PM

+1

Hards Alumni · « **Reply #17 on:** January 18, 2013, 07:59:15 AM »

Quote from: dwaderoy2004 on January 17, 2013, 06:36:51 PM

Te'o is not worried about this hurting his draft stock because he is expecting to receive millions from a Kenyan Prince he helped out that emailed him out of the blue.

Usually they're Nigerian.

Benny B · « **Reply #18 on:** January 18, 2013, 12:07:56 PM »

Quote from: Hards_Alumni on January 18, 2013, 07:59:15 AM

Usually they're Nigerian.

Maybe he was talking about Obama.

lurch91 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 18, 2013, 03:30:54 PM »

I'm really going to be embarassed if someone tells me Fawn Leibowtiz didn't die in that kiln explosion!

Hards Alumni · « **Reply #20 on:** January 18, 2013, 05:40:02 PM »

"Q: When a coach leaves a program that is about to go on probation for the NFL should we just call that a Pete Carroll from now on?
—Scott, Las Vegas

SG: And if you can Pete Carroll a football program while also Lennay Kekua–ing it, that's called a Bobby Petrino."

HA!

muhoosier260 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 21, 2013, 03:24:40 PM »

saw a t-shirt online mocking the ND inspirational quote: "Play like your fake girlfriend died today!"

http://barstool.market-safe.com/index.php/shirt-9/play-like.html

tower912 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 21, 2013, 08:31:13 PM »

It's not 'Touchdown Jesus' anymore. He's just got his arms around his on-line girlfriends.

MU82 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 21, 2013, 09:45:08 PM »

If Te'o were gay, he'd be dating George Glass.

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