All-NBA Ugly Team

[Mayor McCheese]

someone brought up Chicago fighting the Pistons for the NBA's ugliest team... which brings up this team, the All-Ugly Team....  the better player they are the better.

Heres mine:

C - Patrick Ewing  (also the captain of the team)
PF - Tyrone Hill
SF - Scottie Pippen
SG - Reggie Miller
PG - Sam Cassell

[77ncaachamps]

C - Ha Seung Jin


PF - Popeye Jones


SF - this is hard

SG - this is hard

PG - Sam Cassell

What the FRICK is he doing?


That's TOO disturbing!

[SoCalwarrior]

MY CAPTAIN


THE REST

[muarmy81]

Greg Oden

[SGWarrior]

Mark Eaton. 

Wish I had time to find a picture right now.

[Phi Iota Gamma 84]

Dennis Johnson??

[gjreda]

Sheldon Williams?  By far one of the ugliest college players I have ever seen and since he's now in the NBA it's mandatory that he be on this list.  He looks like a dinosaur/reptile.

And are we forgeting Joakim Noah was just drafted?

[MilTown]

Remember when Pippen shaved his head. That was just plain ugly. He is still my one of my all time favorite players.

[PuertoRicanNightmare]

Any NBA all-ugly team begins and ends with Billy Paultz. And Paul Mokeski is in the team picture.

[jutaw22mu]

Chauncey Billups
Rip Hamilton
Tayshon Prince
Joakim Noah
Ben Wallace

Reserves:
Kirk Hinrich
Carlos Delfino
Luol Deng
Rasheed Wallace
Charlie Villaneuva
almost forgot to add Bogut (woof woof)

[ozmetal71]

All of these guys are definitely not handsome, but we on this board must remember that looks don't matter when you can flash the cash and are an NBA player.

I bet these guys have nailed more women than any of us can imagine.

That being said, Ewing really looks like the missing link. 

[tower912]

Paul Mokeski, Chris Kamaan, Zydrunas Ilgauskas, Charles Oakley, Kevin McHale, Robert Parish, Greg Oden, Kareem, Rodman  Jutaw, I notice an anti-Piston bias in your list.

[MUMac]

While Dennis Rodman may not have inherent ugliness, he certainly worked hard to acquire it.   

[CTWarrior]

How do you add a picture to a post?

[jutaw22mu]

Paul Mokeski, Chris Kamaan, Zydrunas Ilgauskas, Charles Oakley, Kevin McHale, Robert Parish, Greg Oden, Kareem, Rodman  Jutaw, I notice an anti-Piston bias in your list.

haha well you have to admit the pistons and bulls are both extremely ugly.  they can play but the pistons are especially ugly.  face mask boy, big shot, hungry ethiopian boy and loud mouth technical boy are all pretty ugly. 

as for zydrunas, he is not hot but he's definetely not ugly.

[SoCalwarrior]

How do you add a picture to a post?

You create a free account on a site like Photobucket (http://photobucket.com/).  Then you upload the photo to their server and paste the img code to your message.

[Mayor McCheese]

apparently Im the only one who finds Miller extremely ugly?

[ozmetal71]

Are we a Knicks fan?

[77fan88warrior]

Jack Sikma with perm hair.

[patso]

Marvin Webster
Dennis johnson
kareem

[Phi Iota Gamma 84]

Greg Popovich has to be the coach.

[mosarsour]

Greg Popovich has to be the coach.

No way!  Jeff Van Gundy by far has Pop beat!

[Mayor McCheese]

I vote Paul Silas as coach...




or as player? 

[PuertoRicanNightmare]

I don't get that one. I'm not saying he's a model, but I don't think Paul Silas is a particularly bad looking guy.

As for coaches, Rudy Tomjanovich was the worst -- and perhaps Kermit Washington had something to do with that. Doug Moe, also. And how about George Karl?

[jtate15]

I never considered Paul Silas ugly. There are some people that when you see them, the first thought is "man, they're ugly!" Like george meurasan (sp?) or rasheed wallace. but i don't get that with silas and some other posts.