House? (2007)

[mu_hilltopper]

My garbage man's uncle's window washer knows the coach's landscaper who told him that MU has noticed that Zach House, 2007, a 7 footer just happened to be released from his LOI from NIU and became available.  "One of top post prospects from Illinois."

http://www.chicagohoops.com/articles1/housemay.html

Me likey the .650 FG%. 

Interesting.  Of course, that only works if two guys leave .. say DJ .. and Trend .. decide to enter the NBA draft and hire agents.   

[downtown85]

Crean should have a panel of medical experts look at the guy's feet!  Any evidence that he is prone to stress fractures, take a pass. 

[4everwarriors]

he's taller than 6'0".

[Coobeys Oil Depot]

he's taller than 6'0".

Your joke would be funnier if you wrote 6'5''.