Famous Wisconsin Alumni

[TallTitan34]

Taken from a old thread which went off topic quickly.....

[PJDunn]

I wonder if Ambrose learned to plagarize while in Madison.

[Lighthouse 84]

Agnes MooreHEAD.  Nuff said.

[ChicosBailBonds]

Chad Alvarez's Parrot

[TallTitan34]

Chad Alvarez's Parrot

A frat house spat triggered the microwave murder of a helpless Wisconsin parrot named Iago, according to this bizarre criminal complaint filed recently in Dane County. Angered by an e-mail sent by a Sigma Chi brother, University of Wisconsin student Chad Alvarez retaliated by nuking his buddy's pet bird. After noticing a peculiar odor in the kitchen, a frat house visitor tried to rescue the baked bird. Iago, alas, had left this mortal coil. The 23-year-old Alvarez,whose dad coaches the school's football team, is facing criminal charges that could land him in a cage for seven years.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Bumps

[🏀]

[ChicosBailBonds]

A frat house spat triggered the microwave murder of a helpless Wisconsin parrot named Iago, according to this bizarre criminal complaint filed recently in Dane County. Angered by an e-mail sent by a Sigma Chi brother, University of Wisconsin student Chad Alvarez retaliated by nuking his buddy's pet bird. After noticing a peculiar odor in the kitchen, a frat house visitor tried to rescue the baked bird. Iago, alas, had left this mortal coil. The 23-year-old Alvarez,whose dad coaches the school's football team, is facing criminal charges that could land him in a cage for seven years.

[willie warrior]

Wow, Dick Cheney. Now there is a guy that had balls the size of Mt. Everest.

Honorable mention for alumni: Donna Shalala, even though she may not be an alumni. What a great porno flick that could have been made out of Clinton's Kitchen Cabinet: Shalala, Hillary and Janet Reno, all fimed by Janet Napolitano.
And Judge Napolitano of Fox would give it a PG rating.

[4everwarriors]

Probably should add Hamilton to that cast, hey?

[muwarrior69]

Don't forget Homer.

[94Warrior]

Can someone list the names?   I don't know half of those people, am I the only one?

[TallTitan34]

My guy!

[MountainCreekHouse]

Tight butthole

[Dr. Blackheart]

[🏀]

Tight butthole

Fully torqued.

[ChicosBailBonds]

Probably should add Hamilton to that cast, hey?

[Dr. Blackheart]

An oldie but goody for a future NBA player...as referenced in the Hitler video.

[4everwarriors]

Perfectly sized pepperoni

[ChicosBailBonds]

Perfectly sized pepperoni

Are you referencing Butch or the guy in the speedos   

[Dawson Rental]

A frat house spat triggered the microwave murder of a helpless Wisconsin parrot named Iago, according to this bizarre criminal complaint filed recently in Dane County. Angered by an e-mail sent by a Sigma Chi brother, University of Wisconsin student Chad Alvarez retaliated by nuking his buddy's pet bird. After noticing a peculiar odor in the kitchen, a frat house visitor tried to rescue the baked bird. Iago, alas, had left this mortal coil. The 23-year-old Alvarez,whose dad coaches the school's football team, is facing criminal charges that could land him in a cage for seven years.

Under the conditions of a plea agreement reached with prosecutors, Alvarez will serve five years on probation for the two charges. If he completes probation without further infractions, the felony charges will be reduced to misdemeanors.

"He should not be labeled for all time a felon," assistant district attorney Judy Schwaemle said.

Dane County Circuit Judge William Foust sentenced Alvarez to 10 days in jail, beginning Dec. 20. In addition, he ordered Alvarez to serve 250 hours of community service, donate $1,000 to the Dane County Humane Society and continue to undergo psychological counseling.

Alvarez should serve some time in jail as punishment for killing the parrot in a way that "shock(s) our collective consciousness," Foust said.

"I can't fathom the actions of putting a creature in a microwave, turning it on and leaving it," Foust said. "There are things that people do — no matter who they are — that demand a response."

[Dr. Blackheart]

On the recruiting trail..."Diamond, have you ever hit the little white ball before?  Andy can make you a star!"

Btw, is that Chadima or BBFran on Bo's hip?

[Tugg Speedman]

[Anti-Dentite]

Whatever, we have Chris Farley and he was almost a Chippendale.

[RJax55]

On the recruiting trail..."Diamond, have you ever hit the little white ball before?  Andy can make you a star!"

Btw, is that Chadima or BBFran on Bo's hip?

Actually, Andy North is a University of Florida alumnus, not UW.

However, I find it hilarious that Bo uses Andy in recruiting. Only old men give a chit about Andy North.