Wow, just got back from my streak down the Ave. Thankfully the sun was shining and my nads (thanks for axing, Ziggys) didn't freeze. Figured I better do this while still a little tipsy from celebrating the dynamite Warrior performance of last night. The crowd cheered me on and Channels 4, 6, and 12 all had crews. Look for me on the 5 p.m. news. I will say, however, that getting pelted by tomatoes as I proclaimed Tom Crean the greatest college basketball coach in America is not much fun.
Chicos, you'll like this. As I neared the Pfister, I couldn't help but notice a beautiful blonde waving blue and gold dental floss at me. Suddenly, I recognized the blond as Erin Andrews and the floss was her thong which she tossed to me. She then blew a kiss as I headed toward the lake. Wow, she's hot even in the early morning.
Thank you Jim Dudley for making an appearance after all this time and allowing me to live the dream. Hopefully, you are no longer bitter at the lack of publicity received 30 years ago. We all know how big you played vs. Kansas State in the tourney and without the Cloud Piercer, especially in that game, there would not be a championship banner hanging in the BC.
To my fellow MU brothers and sisters, there is nothing like being a champion. Fortunately, it happened twice for me as a student. Once in the NIT and then at the Omni in Atlanta. Enjoy the journey and cherish the memories.
