Token Postgame Complaint/Excuse Thread

[Tom Crean's Tanning Bed]

Can't hit free throws
Shot too many/not enough threes
Refs suck
Student section sucks
Old people in lower bowl suck
Buzz can't coach
I won't wear Gold because I'm still pissed about the Warriors nickname
Big heads are stupid
The PA guy sucks
Why don't we have any big men?
Our band sucks
Cubillan and Acker are the worst guards in D1
We have no bench
Why did we lift Junior's redshirt?
Tom Crean couldn't recruit
Why doesn't EWill play?
The jump around guy sucks

OK, what am I missing here?

[KipsBayEagle]

Buzz Williams doesn't use a tanning bed.

[skianth16]

how could anyone ever complain about the jump around guy? that guy gets more time on the jumbotron than half of our scholarship players

[Doctor V]

how could anyone ever complain about the jump around guy? that guy gets more time on the jumbotron than half of our scholarship players

Early favorite for post of the year... Kips post might also be a top 10 honerable mention

[Ari Gold]

We didn't give away free stuff that could have been thrown at the refs
the fans didn't participate in not cutting their hair
mark belling didn't hate on us

[77ncaachamps]

If buzz doesn't believe in fairy tales and stuff like that, then what's the deal with the hair?

[mu_hilltopper]

My favorite complaint:

The t-shirt gun is not aimed high enough.

[MerrittsMustache]

The Mbao injury is really killing us!

[The Man in Gold]

Trevor Mbakwe would be a stud

[Marquette_g]

We have too many JUCO players

[willie warrior]

We have one of the highest worst luck indexes of any D1 team!

[wadesworld]

how could anyone ever complain about the jump around guy? that guy gets more time on the jumbotron than half of our scholarship players

And he gets the student section louder than it is for the entire rest of the game.  That's how damn lame it is in there.

Even the players know the student section sucks.  They were trying to get us to start cheers an hour before the game and it'd work...until they walked away, and then it immediately went silent again.  And we are announced as "The best student section in the nation."  HAH!  What a joke.  Duke's student section kicks our ass with about 1/3 the amount of students in it.  We're not even a top 25 student section.  It's embarrassing.

[jaybilaswho?]

anyone know why Junior got no time? have i been out of it enough to not know he is hurt or something?

[goodgreatgrand]

Not sure our student section scratches the top 50. Nothing unique or exciting about it.

But, I blame the BC...it's just an awful place to play. No college feel about it at all.

[Marquette_g]

I'm not sure if it is funny or pathetic that the "Token Postgame/Complaint Excuse Thread" turned into an actual complaint/excuse thread.

[Ari Gold]

two words:
Scott Christopherson .... or
Brent Roseboro

If we didn't let those guys go, we would have trounced Pitt

[Marquette_g]

Bobby Hurley Sr. prevented us from having enough depth at PG

Iman Shumpert was not impressed enough by the limo

DeShonte Riley would have been able to clog the middle

[Cooby Snacks]

Can we add that whoever is in charge of music selection sucks? 

[4everwarriors]

If we had run the offense thru Maymon, we wouldn't suck. Oh, and Crean sucks.

[PuertoRicanNightmare]

My favorite complaint:

The t-shirt gun is not aimed high enough.

Point of clarification...I pointed out that those clowns don't know how to use the gun. I could care less how high the thing is aimed.

It also may interest you to know that last night they seemed to have it corrected. Coincidence?

[PuertoRicanNightmare]

And he gets the student section louder than it is for the entire rest of the game.  That's how damn lame it is in there.

Even the players know the student section sucks.  They were trying to get us to start cheers an hour before the game and it'd work...until they walked away, and then it immediately went silent again.  And we are announced as "The best student section in the nation."  HAH!  What a joke.  Duke's student section kicks our ass with about 1/3 the amount of students in it.  We're not even a top 25 student section.  It's embarrassing.

Duke's student section is "good" because they're all a bunch of complete egghead dorks. If ours isn't as "rowdy" it's because people have other things to do than create "cheer sheets" or dress like animals.

By the way, any fan dressing in an outfit designed to receive TV airtime is, by definition, a complete loser.

[LON]

Duke's student section is "good" because they're all a bunch of complete egghead dorks. If ours isn't as "rowdy" it's because people have other things to do than create "cheer sheets" or dress like animals.

By the way, any fan dressing in an outfit designed to receive TV airtime is, by definition, a complete loser.

My buddy and I got on ESPN our freshman year (final four year) because he was wearing a fat stripper outfit and twirling the boobie tassles.  No one thought we were losers, or maybe they did...

I don't remember, we were hammered.

[MU B2002]

If ours isn't as "rowdy" it's because people have other things to do than create "cheer sheets" ...

NM

Sorry PRN, I can't read.

[TJ]

Not sure our student section scratches the top 50. Nothing unique or exciting about it.

But, I blame the BC...it's just an awful place to play. No college feel about it at all.

Blame the BC all you want, but it's not the problem and it's not going anywhere either way.

We have had plenty of awesome, loud games at the BC.  Just not this year.

[Canned Goods n Ammo]

Point of clarification...I pointed out that those clowns don't know how to use the gun. I could care less how high the thing is aimed.

It also may interest you to know that last night they seemed to have it corrected. Coincidence?

Well, I have to admit, you are much more powerful that I ever thought.

You got them to "fix" the t-shirt cannon and got 25% of the crowd to wear any color BUT gold.