Quote from Tim Maymon... What is he smoking???

[denverMU]

"We're looking at some decent programs, like Central Florida, where Michael Jordan's son (Marcus) plays," Tim Maymon said. "That would be a great school that he could go in and they could pretty much get to the Final Four and do some damage."
Tim Maymon also listed Mississippi State, Alabama and Nevada as potential landing spots for his son.

"Right now, it's like he's up for recruitment," he said. "All I can say is ever since Buzz made the announcement Monday night, my phone has been ringing off the hook."

I feel sorry for JMAY following this idiots advice.  Central Florida in the Final Four????  Why not have him join the Detroit Lions and win the Super Bowl??

[warthog-driver]

a trip to the final four
not just once but probably more
notice his drool
an impossible fool
tim maymon the incredible boor

[Rockmic87]

But, Central Flordia does have MJ's son!

[pbiflyer]

 

[mu ricer22]

When did Tim say this?

[pbiflyer]

At least he isn't speaking in Haiku or limericks. That would be moronic.

[Daniel]

You really have to feel for Jeronne if that is what his dad said.  This is a sad state of affairs.

[Doris Burkes Thong]

"We're looking at some decent programs, like Central Florida, where Michael Jordan's son (Marcus) plays," Tim Maymon said. "That would be a great school that he could go in and they could pretty much get to the Final Four and do some damage."
Tim Maymon also listed Mississippi State, Alabama and Nevada as potential landing spots for his son.

"Right now, it's like he's up for recruitment," he said. "All I can say is ever since Buzz made the announcement Monday night, my phone has been ringing off the hook."

I feel sorry for JMAY following this idiots advice.  Central Florida in the Final Four????  Why not have him join the Detroit Lions and win the Super Bowl??

Where you getting this from? Link? Thanks.

[AZWarrior]

a trip to the final four
not just once but probably more
notice his drool
an impossible fool
tim maymon the incredible boor

Nice - but wouldn't "tool" have worked better?   

[denverMU]

The quote is from an article on madison.com here...

http://host.madison.com/sports/college/basketball/men/article_8b7a5036-eb84-11de-971c-001cc4c03286.html

[warthog-driver]

Nice - but wouldn't "tool" have worked better?   

superb edit. well done:

a trip to the final four
not just once but probably more
notice his drool
an impossible fool tool
tim maymon the incredible boor

[pbiflyer]

Here is UCF's roster. Lots of G/SFs and young.

2009-10 UCF Knights - Men's Basketball
NO  NAME  POS   HT  WT  CLASS   HOMETOWN 
1 R.J. Scott G  6-2  205  Freshman  Slidell, LA 
2 Ben O'Donnell G  5-9  175  Sophomore  Largo, FL 
3 A.J. Rompza G  5-9  160  Sophomore  Chicago, IL 
4 Dustin Speraw G  6-2  155  Freshman  Oviedo, FL 
5 Marcus Jordan G  6-3  200  Freshman  Wilmette, IL 
10 Drew Speraw G  6-2  175  Senior  Oviedo, FL 
11 Isaac Sosa G  6-3  180  Sophomore  Guaynabo, Puerto Rico    
12 Taylor Young G  6-1  195  Junior  Orlando, FL 
13 Jakub Kusmieruk C  7-4  280  Sophomore  Sokolow Podlaski, Poland   
15 Dave Diakite G-F  6-6  215  Freshman  Washington, DC 
20 Dogukan Kuzucan G  6-2  175  Freshman  Chicago, IL 
21 P.J. Gaynor F  6-8  205  Sophomore  Jacksonville, FL 
22 Amara Thompson G  6-4  180  Freshman  Tucker, GA 
24 Nik Garcia G  6-5  190  Freshman  Skokie, IL 
25 A.J. Tyler F  6-9  230  Junior  Palm Harbor, FL 
33 Keith Clanton F  6-8  230  Freshman  Orlando, FL 

[Warriors4ever]

I know someone who goes there.  I will send a warning.

[denverMU]

So far this year UCF has lost to Niagra, ND, and USF but if you add JMAY with his 4 ppg your right in the Final Four hunt, RIGHT!!!

[warthog-driver]

5 Marcus Jordan G  6-3  200  Freshman  Wilmette, IL  [/b]

a roster filled with no names
not much in the way of acclaim
and yet they will go
to the ultimate show
because of tim maymon's great fame

[MUfan12]

Really a sad situation. Still haven't seen a quote from Jeronne. Let the kid speak for himself, he's certainly old enough. It really is a shame Tim is screwing things up for him.

[warthog-driver]

Really a sad situation. Still haven't seen a quote from Jeronne. Let the kid speak for himself, he's certainly old enough. It really is a shame Tim is screwing things up for him.

the son has yet to say something
about what the future may bring
the father meanwhile
talks mile after mile
about getting that final four ring

[war1980rior]

All of those schools listed are far away from Madison.  Perhaps they will be able to let J-May be himself without the outside distractions.  Good luck kid!

[Doris Burkes Thong]

Seriously, Tim Maymon either needs his head examined or he's making these comments while under the influence of some kind of mind altering drugs. Like many others have said, you gotta feel for Jeronne. Somebody needs to step in and give his pops a dose of reality or he's going to continue to lead his son down a path to constant failure. Truly very sad.

[warthog-driver]

tim's employment seems a bit stealth
could it be he has independent wealth
when jmay goes away
in madison tim will stay
until his bank account has better health

[bs4173]

"Right now, it's like he's up for recruitment," he said. "All I can say is ever since Buzz made the announcement Monday night, my phone has been ringing off the hook." - Tim Maymon

...great to be the one everyone wants to pay attention to again, isn't it, Timmy?

[MrRivals150]

"We're looking at some decent programs, like Central Florida, where Michael Jordan's son (Marcus) plays," Tim Maymon said. "That would be a great school that he could go in and they could pretty much get to the Final Four and do some damage."Tim Maymon also listed Mississippi State, Alabama and Nevada as potential landing spots for his son.

"Right now, it's like he's up for recruitment," he said. "All I can say is ever since Buzz made the announcement Monday night, my phone has been ringing off the hook[/i]."

This is comical and very funny and expected.  

-I wonder if he actually sounded serious about the Final4 part.  Buzz must just be laughing his ass off.  Then again, "It's not about Buzz Williams vs. Tim Maymon."

-I wonder if Tim Maymon was holding a sign in front of him that said, "I am high, please don't believe a word I'm saying."

-Was this whole incident a ploy to get Tim into the agent business.  After all, he rolls with a bluetooth wherever he goes.

-It must feel good having your phone ringing off the hook and it not being the State of corrections calling.

-Going to Orlando area is just part of Tim's goal to party with some "fly bitches" (direct quote from him in one of my conversations about him and his partying 'skills')
   The only 'damage being done' will be off the court.

-Tim, weren't the guarantee of student section tickets to MARQ good enough to want him to stay there?  Or is nothing truly like leading the student section at Madison Memorial games?

-Tim, were you wearing that retro-Nintendo jacket, yes Nintendo game controller jacket, at your mini press conference?  If so, it was just a warning for the audience to grab the controller and flip the channel.

-Tim, do you really think your antics will allow you to 'mooch' off Michael Jordan at UCF?  All he might do is hook you up with some of his sons' sloppy seconds.

-Does UCF have a job available where Tim can drive around in carts all day around the athletic facilities and claim to do work, a la working at UW-Madison maintenance staff?

Hats off to Super Agent Tim Maymon

-No hate, just love for being too funny.  This is getting borderline www.Deadspin.com material it's so comical.

[TallTitan34]

Do you think Tim Maymon thinks he will get to hang out with Michael Jordan at their sons' games?

[TallTitan34]

I thought I'd help Tim out:

[Tugg Speedman]

"We're looking at some decent programs, like Central Florida, where Michael Jordan's son (Marcus) plays," Tim Maymon said. "That would be a great school that he could go in and they could pretty much get to the Final Four and do some damage."
Tim Maymon also listed Mississippi State, Alabama and Nevada as potential landing spots for his son.

Could Tom Maymom just be looking to suck up to MJ as a fellow parent of a UCF player.  Is he that shallow?