When Did MU Scoop Become an East Side Coffee House?

[Ahoya06]

Wtf is with all the irrelevant poetry? It's pretty annoying.

[Ari Gold]

I'm hoping we can get all of warthog driver's haiku's captured in one spot. That way we can have a nice little poetry read in to chronicle this whole debacle.

that or maybe he's just snapped.

[muwarrior87]

Ahoya, you aren't looking at them closely. They are actually very good responses to some of the other posts in all of these threads.  Plus, it lightens the feeling of gut rot i've had the past day reading them.

[NCMUFan]

Is this the same guy who was posting after we lost Shumpert to Georgia Tech as an Indian with words of wisdom?

[MisterJaylenBrownMU]

Plus, it lightens the feeling of gut rot i've had the past day reading them.

+750

I couldn't agree more.  With the season spiraling into a black hole of despair and 8 days of finals looming, I appreciate the attempt to lighten things up.  

[warthog-driver]

stunning news by night
rising sun illuminate
a curtained highway

[warthog-driver]

Is this the same guy who was posting after we lost Shumpert to Georgia Tech as an Indian with words of wisdom?

native or hindu
remember there are two kinds
but neither was me

[NCMUFan]

Does it matter?
My question was answered.

[Ari Gold]

native or hindu
remember there are two kinds
but neither was me

That may be the first post on this board that made me laugh out loud in some time

[Ahoya06]

I guess I was in the minority then. Just really, really confused.

[warthog-driver]

will the curtain part
bitter anxiety reigns
uncertain future

[4everwarriors]

Gas in my ass
Time to let it pass
The same to Maymon

[spiral97]

When I first read the title of this topic I was thinking you were saying there's an MU coffee shop named MU Scoop.. then I thought that that'd be a pretty cool name for an MU coffee shop.. wow.. looks like we might have to trademark this name or something! LOL

[ZiggysFryBoy]

you didn't know that warthog went to the Harvard School of Haiku and Advanced Poetry?   

[AZWarrior]

Ahoya, you aren't looking at them closely. They are actually very good responses to some of the other posts in all of these threads.  Plus, it lightens the feeling of gut rot i've had the past day reading them.

Yes - It brought me back from the abyss.

[AZWarrior]

Gas in my ass
Time to let it pass
The same to Maymon

These are killing me!!! 

[Ahoya06]

MU Scoop would be a great name for an ice cream place. Any seed money out there?

[MUfan12]

Keep the haikus coming!!

They have made this board SO much more entertaining the past two days. Great work!

[Markusquette]

these haiku poems are ridiculous  .___.

youssoupha mbao
freshman of the year big east
twenty blocks per game

[77ncaachamps]

these haiku poems are ridiculous  .___.

youssoupha mbao
freshman of the year big east
twenty blocks per game

HILARIOUS Yous
But long way to Ousmane
Who's in Hungary

[muhoosier260]

Gas in my ass
Time to let it pass
The same to Maymon

classic tim maymon, stealing the show

[wyoMUfan]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fantastic stuff

[GOO]

He is doing a great job.  One of the first times that poetry has actually said more to me and revealed more than standard writing.  God job, keep it up. It conveys info and context very well.

[LON]

He is doing a great job.  One of the first times that poetry has actually said more to me and revealed more than standard writing.  God job, keep it up. It conveys info and context very well.

Exactly, if it was just random haikus I'd be annoyed by now, but they are on topic and have me laughing

[The Man in Gold]

MU Scoop would be a great name for an ice cream place. Any seed money out there?

Ice Cream at the Scoop?
Isn't Milwaukee fat enough?
High Life Light tonight