At least there's some good news on Vander

[Chicago_inferiority_complexes]

Slows pickup truck that had been accelerating toward a cliff. Steps out of the vehicle and carries the groundhog back to the city's leaders.

[Niv Berkowitz]

Puts quarter back in pocket; will not pay Ziggy for an extra ketchup packet

[warthog-driver]

Stops running against traffic in the HOV lane of I-5. Puts loincloth and leopard skin cape back on

[thisists]

::turns around, walks out of sobelmans before last meal::

::goes back, eats it anyway...mmm::

[akmarq]

::turns around, walks out of sobelmans before last meal::

::goes back, eats it anyway...But decides to pass on Quad Soble

[MakeItRain11]

whenever Im feelin' down I come back to this thread and LMAO!

[marquette99]

Just aborted effort to gather stats on every notre dame player in history