At least there's some good news on Vander

[Warriors, Come Out and Playeeyay]

Pulls Rascal Scooter over to side of Marquette Interchange, takes a drunken nap.

[Sponge Ruiner!]

::::caps pen, shreds rough draft of petition to bring back Crean::::

[KipsBayEagle]

Turns off "Late night with Jimmy Fallon"

[mugrad2006]

Pulls Rascal Scooter over to side of Marquette Interchange, takes a drunken nap.

+1

[warthog-driver]

pours out cyanide martini, turns off Barbra Streisand CD

[warthog-driver]

takes off Star of David and and yarmulke and leaves Pakistani Madrassa

[Pakuni]

Logs on to Netflix, cancels order of "Sex and the City" seasons one thru six.

[warthog-driver]

deep sigh of relief, pull back on stick, begin to regain altitude, Kohl Center recedes on the horizon...

[Dienerfor3]

..takes picture of St. Bo off desktop

[77ncaachamps]

Zips open, gets out of Maymon's suitcase.

This is sooooo surreal.

[warthog-driver]

Remove Notre Dame jersey and step down from ledge of Space Needle

[Buzz Williams' Spillproof Chiclets Cup]

Dammit. What am I going to do with this six feet of rope now?

[warthog-driver]

Tell young lady this has been a terrible mistake, call wife to pick me up from Ginseng Happy Spa and Massage in Tukwila

[BuzzSucksSucks]

Walks home from local park soaked in gasoline 

[warthog-driver]

stop monotone chanting, search frantically for pin to frag grenade

[Ari Gold]

If we're all going to commit suicide can we start calling ourselves the "Vander's Gate" Cult?

[larryt4]

Tell young lady this has been a terrible mistake, call wife to pick me up from Ginseng Happy Spa and Massage in Tukwila

sorry OT. i grew up very near tukwila. where do you live?

[warthog-driver]

sorry OT. i grew up very near tukwila. where do you live?

Issaquah, up on Cougar Mountain! We live in Talus which is off 900. It's a Microsoft Ghetto. We go to Famous Dave's near Southcenter in Tukwila. My wife loves the ribs. There are some of those Asian "Steam and Cream" Massage parlors near Southcenter. On our way to Famous Dave's I always kid my wife about my stopping in someday to "work the kinks out." She has yet to laugh at this joke. Still in the area?

[SCdem@MU]

Remove Notre Dame jersey and step down from ledge of Space Needle

+10,000 for figuring out a way to make fun of ND in your suicide attempt.

[larryt4]

Issaquah, up on Cougar Mountain! We live in Talus which is off 900. It's a Microsoft Ghetto. We go to Famous Dave's near Southcenter in Tukwila. My wife loves the ribs. Still in the area?

nope, went to high school at riverside in auburn.

based on some past posts imma go out on a limb and guess you work at McChord?? If so that would be cool, ive spend a lot of time there.

[warthog-driver]

I sure do. Helluva commute for me. The wife worked at MS in Redmond; she is now with the Gates Foundation which is in South Lake Union. Her commute is pretty easy.

I'm a warthog guy. Before this I did a pilot exchange program tour with the Navy and flew Prowlers out of Whidbey. We love the PNW after globe trotting. Wife will NOT quit the Foundation so I have a choice coming up. I'm a Colonel now so most of the fun stuff is in my past, anyway. The USAF paid me to get a heavy duty MBA so I may try to put that to use.

What were you doing at McChord?

[larryt4]

I sure do. Helluva commute for me. The wife worked at MS in Redmond; she is now with the Gates Foundation which is in South Lake Union. Her commute is pretty easy.

I'm a warthog guy. Before this I did a pilot exchange program tour with the Navy and flew Prowlers out of Whidbey. We love the PNW after globe trotting. Wife will NOT quit the Foundation so I have a choice coming up. I'm a Colonel now so most of the fun stuff is in my past, anyway. The USAF paid me to get a heavy duty MBA so I may try to put that to use.

What were you doing at McChord?

my old man flys the C-17 based in McChord. All i've done is some good golfing and shopping.

[warthog-driver]

stop teasing bengal tigers, frantically shake bars to cage hoping to attract zookeeper's attention

[shiloh26]

Calls agent, cancels fight with Ivan Drago

[warthog-driver]

Stop ordering pizzas for BBFran, turn on Sports Center