Hey Badger Fans...

[The Lens]

Since our players are too dumb to get into UW, can you at least help them with these HS to college questions:

Who will teach them how to steal a big screen from Best Buy?   
Will MU freshman dorms be as fertile of ground for theft as Diamond found? 
Who's going to set them up with their shoe hook-up? Merle Harmon?
Who will dry clean their Oiler jersey if it gets bloody?
How will Racine Park Honor Student John Clay be able to tutor them from Madison?

[MrRivals150]

Since our players are too dumb to get into UW, can you at least help them with these easy questions:

• Who will teach them how to steal a big screen from Best Buy?   
  Will MU freshman dorms be as fertile of ground for theft at "Diamond" found? 
  Who's going to set them up with their shoe hook-up? Merle Harmon?
  Who will dry clean their Oiler jersey if it gets bloody?
  How will Racine Park Honor Student John Clay be able to tutor them from Madison?

(taken from Turners, undoubtably the best poster of all time)

These quotes are funny and somewhat true, but Wisconsin is still the premier academic institution in the state, with a Marquette a very, very close second.

Marquette basketball is, however, on a much higher level than UW basketball.

[muhoosier260]

These quotes are funny and somewhat true, but Wisconsin is still the premier academic institution in the state, with a Marquette a very, very close second.

Marquette basketball is, however, on a much higher level than UW basketball.

i guess it depends what you mean by premier. if you mean millions of dollars compliments of uncle badger then ya, mu can't really compare to uw for obvious reasons. if you mean a standard of integrity, intelligence,  decency, and wisdom, well UW can't really compare to MU, and thats a fact

[wildbillsb]

i guess it depends what you mean by premier. if you mean millions of dollars compliments of uncle badger then ya, mu can't really compare to uw for obvious reasons. if you mean a standard of integrity, intelligence,  decency, and wisdom, well UW can't really compare to MU, and thats a fact

.......and furthermore, none of them badgers call their mothers on Sunday or pay their bills on time - a despicable bunch, the lot of them.

wildbill

[GGGG]

This thread is seriously, seriously dumb.  You guys are acting like the little brother who says he doesn't care what the big brother says to you, but his actions show otherwise.

The last thing I, or my guess is 90% of the people on this board, want is to have Badger fans migrating over here to engage in a silly little debate over which institution is better academically (they both are very good), and which one makes the most exceptions for athletes (they both do.)

[reinko]

Thanks Mom.

[GGGG]

Well...you act like children and I'm going to treat you that way.

[Hards Alumni]

I guess some people here don't like to take the high road.

[syscokid]

that was hilarious! go marquette!