Diener and Novak

[Skatastrophy]

Gold'N'Eagle - Enjoy some deep fried eagle strips while you wait for our skilled craftsman to put the finishing touches on your new grill!

That insistent lady that started standing outside the Annex a number of years back to paint kids faces - douche
That announcer earlier in the season that called everyone on our team "Mr." the entire game instead of by their first names - douche
Frozena lovers - douches
Mike Kinsella's ball handling skills - douchetastic

[StillAWarrior]

Let's cut to the chase:

Everyone other than me:  douche
Me:  douche


Does that pretty well sum it up?

[MUsoxfan]

Well, since the thread has drifted this far anyway...

Seriously?  You know people who don't know Freeway?  Send em to the wiki:
http://wiki.muscoop.com/doku.php/freeway/start

Haven't seen him at all lately

[jaybilaswho?]

Haven't seen him at all lately

I was right behind him on the escalator saturday night and am still kicking myself for not getting a great picture with him, but i just didnt want to have to go through the conversation to get that picture.

[gjreda]

You must be new here shooter.
All UW students are douches
All ND students are douches
all MU students from IL are douches
All GT students are douches
ROTC kids? all douches
Frat boys? all douches
Cubs fans? Douches
All announcers? Douches
Refs? Douches, who hate us
Anyone affiliated wtih espn? Douches
Members of the rugby club? Douches
People who drink wine? Douches
Guys who lived in OD? Douches

But that is because everyone other than residents of the state of Wisconsin have 'superiority complexes' and has nothing to do with the people making the judgements.  To think that they fall into any sort of group think paradime that is found everywhere people have ever existed would be CRAZY.

+ 1

People that post "+ 1" - Douches.

[MUsoxfan]

I was right behind him on the escalator saturday night and am still kicking myself for not getting a great picture with him, but i just didnt want to have to go through the conversation to get that picture.

Last time I saw him was at Fritz' on 3rd.   He walked in with his Aldi bag and the ass of his jeans was totally ripped away.  I said hi and then he asked me who the greatest player ever on the Dallas Cowboys was and when I said Emmitt Smith, he totally ripped into me for not saying Michael Irvin.   I conceded the fact that he was right and luckily he got sidetracked into another conversation

[jaybilaswho?]

You never know if he will agree or disagree with you. If he disagrees, then you have a long conversation on your hands.

[MU B2002]

I had a long chat with him my freshman year, the year marquette lost to Tulsa in the coke / blue gold classic.  A friend and I were walking by and made some comment about Michael ruffin being overrated and he tore into us.  And was probably right.  Ah the memories.

[MUEng92]

all MU students from IL are douches
Cubs fans? Douches

All this time I have been a double douche and didn't even know it.  I'm glad I wasn't in ROTC or a frat.  I don't think I could live with being a triple douche.

[MUWarrior06]

All this time I have been a double douche and didn't even know it.  I'm glad I wasn't in ROTC or a frat.  I don't think I could live with being a triple douche.

I think that's when the world explodes. One of those disruptions of the space time continuum.

There's no recovery from being from IL, Cubs fan, and in a frat or ROTC... just born to be a douche

[Canned Goods n Ammo]

People who don't vote for DJ for the Cousy award? Douches.

Alums who don't support the school and the students? Douches.

People who rip other people for not supporting DJ? Douches.

Tom Crean? Douch.

Pale people? Douches.

[warriorfred]

This thread was way better than last year's Mbakwe thread.   Anyone who disagrees is a douche.

[Mods, Delete me please. 8/26/2020]

This thread was way better than last year's Mbakwe thread.   Anyone who disagrees is a douche.

Mbakwe is a douche. 

[Henry Sugar]

It's embarrassing that no one has brought this up yet.

Badger fans?  Douches
ND fans?  Douches
Fans of any other basketball program?  Douches

[warriorfred]

While Mbakwe may be a douche, the Mbakwe thread, not douche.

[IAmMarquette]

This one drew audible laughter.

Pale people? Douches.

As did this exchange:

This thread was way better than last year's Mbakwe thread.   Anyone who disagrees is a douche.

Mbakwe is a douche. 

While we're at it....
Luke Harangody: Douche.

[Mayor McCheese]

The Big Polar Bear - Douche
Bob Hurley - Douche
The consistent 5'5" red haired guys at ND that sign up to be the leprechaun - Douche
Tom Coverdale - Douche
Jerry Smith - Douche
Bob Huggins while wearing his mustard colored suit-coat - Douche
Eric Devendorf - Girl-Beating Douche
PRN - Douche

[bma725]

Haven't seen him at all lately

He's been up in 412 since the first month or so.  If you listen to the rumors from the ushers, it was not his choice, he was banished to the upper deck because MU didn't want his dancing to distract from the wholesome Jump Around Guy.  So now he sits up there by himself, not dancing or really talking to anyone, just watching the game and then leaving when it's over.

Kind of sad if he actually got forced up there.

[Marquette2010]

Ive seen freeway quite a few times in the lower student section this year. Every game ive seen him at he moves around to open seats throughout the game.

[New Era Warriors]

University of Notre Dame=Douche
University of Wisconsin=Douche
Louisville=Douche
Cincinnati=Douche
Tom Crean=Douche
Seton Hall/Georgetown/Connecticut/Pittsburgh/Syracuse=Douche

Tom Crean=Douche
Luke Harangody=Douche
Duke=Douche

AMEN

[RawdogDX]

posters who tell other posters to take it one game at a time and not to think ahead - egotistical douches
cracked sidewalk staff - useful douches
people who pay to be on the premium board - std ridden douches
redsox fans - the douche that other douches use when they are feeling less than fresh.


My tally may be off but as of right now i think i'm a quintuple douche.

[reinko]

He's been up in 412 since the first month or so.  If you listen to the rumors from the ushers, it was not his choice, he was banished to the upper deck because MU didn't want his dancing to distract from the wholesome Jump Around Guy.  So now he sits up there by himself, not dancing or really talking to anyone, just watching the game and then leaving when it's over.

Kind of sad if he actually got forced up there.

MU Staff that forced Freeway upstairs= Douches
City officials that made Wells two-way= Douches
Old Alums that crowd campus bars= Douches
Old Alums that crowd campus bars, but buy drinks for undergrads= Awesome

[jaybilaswho?]

Ive seen freeway quite a few times in the lower student section this year. Every game ive seen him at he moves around to open seats throughout the game.

he does typically sit upper level, usually behind the MU baseline. He does wonder around to any open seat. I once saw him earlier this year, against one of the cupcake teams, sit right next to two people in a completely open section. He could have sat anywhere, but he sat right next to this couple. I kept looking over and you could see the confusion/terror on the couples faces. it was really great.

He has snuck downstairs alot this year and if its true that that is why he is forced upstairs... i dont really know how to react... i like the jump around guy, but it IS freeway and his dance moves are sick!!!

[Marquette2010]

he does typically sit upper level, usually behind the MU baseline. He does wonder around to any open seat. I once saw him earlier this year, against one of the cupcake teams, sit right next to two people in a completely open section. He could have sat anywhere, but he sat right next to this couple. I kept looking over and you could see the confusion/terror on the couples faces. it was really great.

He has snuck downstairs alot this year and if its true that that is why he is forced upstairs... i dont really know how to react... i like the jump around guy, but it IS freeway and his dance moves are sick!!!

Ya i havnt seen him down in the student section since he sat in front of me and my brother during the cinci game i believe. And i agree gotta love freeway. i remember coming up back when my brother was undergrad 2000-04 and my brother explaining to me who he was.

[GGGG]

He's been up in 412 since the first month or so.  If you listen to the rumors from the ushers, it was not his choice, he was banished to the upper deck because MU didn't want his dancing to distract from the wholesome Jump Around Guy.  So now he sits up there by himself, not dancing or really talking to anyone, just watching the game and then leaving when it's over.

Kind of sad if he actually got forced up there.

Seriously?  What a bunch of dicks.

The guy has to be around 40 years old right?  I mean, he was there was I was an undergrad.  He's been more supportive, and fired up, about MU basketball than anyone.  I guess this is the equivalent of sticking the retard in the basement so the neighbors don't find out.