Steve Novak story

[tower912]

Morning show on the radio talking about weird clauses in contracts.

Steve Novak is allergic to dog hair.   To the point that he missed time because of his love for dogs.   The Knicks had a clause in his contract fining him if he was caught in the presence of a dog.

So, has anybody here ever heard about this?    True/False?

Sounds crazy.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Morning show on the radio talking about weird clauses in contracts.

Steve Novak is allergic to dog hair.   To the point that he missed time because of his love for dogs.   The Knicks had a clause in his contract fining him if he was caught in the presence of a dog.

So, has anybody here ever heard about this?    True/False?

Sounds crazy.

I'm allergic to dog fur, hair (hypoallergenic) and dog saliva.  I turn red and itchy, and can't breathe.

Unlike Novak, I dislike dogs.

[Billy Hoyle]

Morning show on the radio talking about weird clauses in contracts.

Steve Novak is allergic to dog hair.   To the point that he missed time because of his love for dogs.   The Knicks had a clause in his contract fining him if he was caught in the presence of a dog.

So, has anybody here ever heard about this?    True/False?

Sounds crazy.

sounds crazy but also realistic. Clauses are put in regarding many actions the team knows the player engages in that may lead to missed time (motorcycling, scuba diving, surfing, video games).

[WI inferiority Complexes]

(motorcycling, scuba diving, surfing, video games).

spelunking

[muwarrior69]

sounds crazy but also realistic. Clauses are put in regarding many actions the team knows the player engages in that may lead to missed time (motorcycling, scuba diving, surfing, video games).

...but pot is OK, at least for 2021.

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/30449833/nba-conduct-random-marijuana-tests-2020-21

[BM1090]

...but pot is OK, at least for 2021.

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/30449833/nba-conduct-random-marijuana-tests-2020-21

As it should be.

[Galway Eagle]

...but pot is OK, at least for 2021.

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/30449833/nba-conduct-random-marijuana-tests-2020-21

If only you knew just how many of the MU players enjoyed their pot.

[ChitownSpaceForRent]

If only you knew just how many of the MU players enjoyed their pot.

Indeed, learned a lot from driving basketball players from the Al to Open Pantry/7-11 in LIMOs

[GooooMarquette]

I'm allergic to dog fur, hair (hypoallergenic) and dog saliva.  I turn red and itchy, and can't breathe.

Unlike Novak, I dislike dogs.

But is there a dog clause in your contract? Do you get a free day off if someone brings a dog to the office? A bonus?

[ZiggysFryBoy]

But is there a dog clause in your contract? Do you get a free day off if someone brings a dog to the office? A bonus?

Bring your dog to work day sucked.

But after 2020, I expect both bring your dog and bring your kid to work will be permanently finished...

[TSmith34, Inc.]

Bring your dog to work day sucked.

But after 2020, I expect both bring your dog and bring your kid to work will be permanently finished...

Replaced by the annual Bring Yourself to Work Day.

[tower912]

Ziggy, I stand with you against dogs.   Not a fan.  Been bitten 7 times.

[GooooMarquette]

Replaced by the annual Bring Yourself to Work Day.

Damn! You mean we need to show up every single year?

[Sir Lawrence]

Replaced by the annual Bring Yourself to Work Day.

Classic. 

[rocket surgeon]

Bring your dog to work day sucked.

But after 2020, I expect both bring your dog and bring your kid to work will be permanently finished...

  i'll be happy with bring your kid to school day...

[ZiggysFryBoy]

  i'll be happy with bring your kid to school day...

Dem's fightin words to MTI.

[Billy Hoyle]

But is there a dog clause in your contract? Do you get a free day off if someone brings a dog to the office? A bonus?

My assistant brings her Great Dane pup into the office occasionally. He's 11 months old when standing on his hind legs is taller than Markus. He's pretty chill (most of the time) and since there are so few of us coming to the office I'm coo with it.

[MUBurrow]

Ziggy, I stand with you against dogs.   Not a fan.  Been bitten 7 times.

Tower that's gotta be a work related thing, right?

[ZiggysFryBoy]

My assistant brings her Great Dane pup into the office occasionally. He's 11 months old when standing on his hind legs is taller than Markus. He's pretty chill (most of the time) and since there are so few of us coming to the office I'm coo with it.

She's bullchittin ya.

That's a horse.

[MU Fan in Connecticut]

I thought this thread was going to be on that Vince Vaughn movie with all the kids with one being the Steve Novak look-a-like.

[Silent Verbal]

My assistant brings her Great Dane pup into the office occasionally. He's 11 months old when standing on his hind legs is taller than Markus.

She tried bringing him to the dog park, but none of the other dogs liked playing with him.

[tower912]

Tower that's gotta be a work related thing, right?

Yeah.   My first job as a paper carrier.   Only once while on duty.

[Billy Hoyle]

She's bullchittin ya.

That's a horse.

She called him "the Tiny Horse" in IG. I'll still take him coming in over a yappy rat dog.

If a dog is smaller than a housecat, it's not a dog.

[GooooMarquette]

She tried bringing him to the dog park, but none of the other dogs liked playing with him.

Did they write a letter?