#badgerhateweek

[wadesworld]

I hate to be that dude between them.

Winner!

Ask you and you will receive.  Found the unsettling gif

Thank you.  The dude is a clown.

Oh and if that choreographed celebration of standing up, clapping once, and sitting down doesn't scream of "White boy basketball" I don't know what does.

[wadesworld]

One Badger brought hate week upon himself.

There is a...uhh...less than flattering snapchat picture of Bronson Koenig going around.  Unfortunately a Vadger fan showed me the picture.  He doesn't have the biggest feet in the world.

[#UnleashSean]

Lets just bring the entire UW system in here.

At Madison it takes two. One to change the bulb and one more to brag about how they did it every bit as well as any Ivy League school.

At Oshkosh to takes two thousand. One to change the bulb, and the other one thousand nine hundred and ninety nine to riot and set it on fire.

At Stout it takes ten. One to change the bulb, and the other nine to sit around and watch because it is the big entertainment of the evening.

At Whitewater it takes six, because that is how may people actually stay in the dorms on the weekend instead of going home.

At Stevens Point it takes zero. They are all too drunk from the night before to care whether or not the lights are on.

At Milwaukee it takes zero. None of them have progressed that far yet.

At Eau Claire it does not have to be changed because all the parties are over before the lights need to go on so no one ever sees light from them anyway.

At Green Bay it takes twelve. Two to figure out how to screw it in and ten to find an ugly enough lamp shade to match their school colors.

At River Falls it takes zero. There is no electricity in River Falls, only cows and corn (or Lakeland for that matter).

At Superior it takes five. Four to strap on snow shoes and hike ten miles to the nearest store to get the new bulb and one to screw it in.

At Platteville it takes twenty. One to change the bulb and the other nineteen to find a new way to engineer it so it never has to be changed again.

At LaCrosse it takes three. One to screw it in and the other two to giggle because he said the word "Screw."


Others:


Why do Wisconsin Badgers basketball players use body heat activated deodorant?  Because it's the closet they will come to getting a "Degree".

I'm not saying Badgers basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game. The rest will dress themselves.

What's the one thing that keeps Badgers basketball players from graduating?  Going to Class.

[warriorchick]

I know this is off-topic, but it popped up when I googled "Bo Ryan Grinch" and it made me laugh.

[JD]

After tonight's game, this needs a bump

[Dawson Rental]

I hate to be that dude between them.

But you'd get free room and board on Bo recruiting trips.

[GB Warrior]

But you'd get free room and board on Bo recruiting trips.

Emphasis on board.

[Dr. Blackheart]

[Dr. Blackheart]

The patented blow by...

[Dr. Blackheart]

I am so sad...

[warriorchick]