Haikus on another board?!?

[MU Fan in Connecticut]

Keefe's doppelganger must be handing around the UConn forum, The Boneyard, as some poster started a Haiku thread on their conference realignment section.

[StillAWarrior]

Keefe's doppelganger must be handing around the UConn forum, The Boneyard, as some poster started a Haiku thread on their conference realignment section.

No conference wants you
You bring nothing of value
Mid-major for life

[mikekinsellaMVP]

No conference wants you
You bring nothing of value
Mid-major for life

Huskies think top dog
But bad football haunts these pups
Bob Barker this dream

[mu03eng]

Keefe's shtick up for grabs
By bad football playing dog team
Realignment's newest victim

[4everwarriors]

Crean sucks
Free Chicos
2016

[real chili 83]

ND sucks
ND sucks
ND sucks

[warriorchick]

ND sucks
ND sucks
ND sucks

You really should know
How to compose a haiku
You're an  MU grad

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

Huskies left in cold
Football bites them in the ass
UConn to Big East?

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

Keefe's shtick up for grabs
By bad football playing dog team
Realignment's newest victim

I'm not a poet. But I think your haikuing wrong

[keefe]

sitting by the phone
acc or the big 12
a roaring silence

[brandx]

sitting by the phone
acc or the big 12
a roaring silence

The master speaks.

[real chili 83]

You really should know
How to compose a haiku
You're an  MU grad

Ok Chikster
ND sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks
Any questions chick

[warriorchick]

Ok Chikster
ND sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks
Any questions chick

Try again

[Porky's Butthole]

Porky's Butthole jammed
Banana stuck up in there
Pull it out fast please

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

Porky's Butthole jammed
Banana stuck up in there
Pull it out fast please

Helluva a 2nd post.

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

Ok Chikster
ND sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks
Any questions chick

One of those three lines was in the correct format

[GooooMarquette]

They thought that football
Was the answer to their prayers
They prayed for Tulane?

[real chili 83]

One of those three lines was in the correct format

Poetic license.

[rocket surgeon]

Helluva a 2nd post.

I missed the first post, but can we surmise that they can only get better from here??  I don't think haikus are his/her schtick, Eyn'a?

[Disco Hippie]

Porky's Butthole jammed
Banana stuck up in there
Pull it out fast please

Not relevant but certainly humorous!   My attempt to top Porky below:

Disco hippie moves
Gracefully on roller skates
   Slips on Porky's peel