I swear Chicos teaches one of my classes

[ChitownSpaceForRent]

First day of the semester today and one of my professors was going over a little about himself. The highlights. Big MU basketball fan, did his undergrad at MU, went to grad school at Indiana and did some more school at Kansas. Chicos did you make a career change and teach at MU now?

[Jay Bee]

First day of the semester today and one of my professors was going over a little about himself. The highlights. Big MU basketball fan, did his undergrad at MU, went to grad school at Indiana and did some more school at Kansas. Chicos did you make a career change and teach at MU now?

Is your professor 5'4"?

[real chili 83]

Is his first name Jamie?

[ChicosBailBonds]

Is your professor 5'4"?

Well if he is, then it definitely isn't me.  I'm about 5'7".  When your mom is 4'11" and dad was only 5'10", the odds aren't good.  Fortunately my 15 year old son is already eye to eye with me and should get to 5'9" or 5'10".  I still have my hair and teeth and I don't have to take any little blue pills, so no complaints.


To answer the OP's question, I wish. I've been approached to teach some Sports Marketing classes locally and have considered it.  Maybe in my retirement years.  I think it would be fun. 

[keefe]

I don't have to take any little blue pills

Ah, a Cialis man!

[ChicosBailBonds]

Ah, a Cialis man!

Well played.   Fortunately, no need.  Strong like bull

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Well played.   Fortunately, no need.  Strong like bull

The old bull and the young bull were at the top of a hill watching a herd of cows below.  The young bull says to the old bull "let's run down there and f*ck one of them."  The old bull says, "no, why don't we walk down there and f*ck them all."

[keefe]

Joe and Bob on a battlefield, surrounded by the enemy. Determined to avoid capture they hide in the carcass of a dead cow and begin making their way back to friendly lines with Joe in front and Bob in the rear. They are making slow but steady progress when Joe suddenly begins sprinting. After a few minutes Joe cries out, "It's no use Bob! There's no escape! Brace yourself - here comes the Bull!"