Gerald P. Boyle on Campus

[Ari Gold]

I love this inside information.  Do you think that he may be on campus again today?

Boyle thinks those AmericanEuros are irresistible.

[mosarsour]

He is Vander Blue's attorney.  Essentially retired and doing a favor for the program.

[Benny B]

Hold on a second... back up.  Are we sure that we're talking Gerald P. Boyle?  (I sure hope it's not Gerald N. Boyle.... he's kind of a nerd.)

Will someone please confirm that it isn't Gerald B. Boyle or Gerald H. Boyle.  Perhaps it's Jerald P. Boyle, or maybe Jerald McBoyle?  Are you sure it's not Ally's brother, Jerald McBeel.... he's an attorney too.  Or maybe it's Jerel McBeel.

Hey!  Did you guys hear Jerel McNeal is on campus?

[KipsBayEagle]

Quick Update:  Boyle is currently at the Marquette Gyros funneling tzaziki sauce with a lobster bib on while protecting his 3 piece suit.  He also just got into a near altercation trying to bum a cigarette from the guy that works the counter.  More info to come shortly.

[ringout]

Quick Update:  Boyle is currently at the Marquette Gyros funneling tzaziki sauce with a lobster bib on while protecting his 3 piece suit.  He also just got into a near altercation trying to bum a cigarette from the guy that works the counter.  More info to come shortly.

After the latest 4 page Crean vs Buzz vs Wade thread I needed this.

[Ben Golds Five]

You better have not taken this off the premium board.  IWB will go apecrap.

I'm not a premium member.  My father and I attend most of the MU functions, most recently the awards banquet.  We met him a few years back at a party at BJ Surhoff's house, who was my dad's neighbor.  Now we say hi every time we see him at these MU events.  He loves MU basketball and has flown with them to games before along with Dick Strong.

[mosarsour]

I'm not a premium member.  My father and I attend most of the MU functions, most recently the awards banquet.  We met him a few years back at a party at BJ Surhoff's house, who was my dad's neighbor.  Now we say hi every time we see him at these MU events.  He loves MU basketball and has flown with them to games before along with Dick Strong.

This just keeps getting better and better. Thanks for the "insider" info.

[Bocephys]

I'm not a premium member.  My father and I attend most of the MU functions, most recently the awards banquet.  We met him a few years back at a party at BJ Surhoff's house, who was my dad's neighbor.  Now we say hi every time we see him at these MU events.  He loves MU basketball and has flown with them to games before along with Dick Strong.

Holy name drops, Batman!

[Slim]

Quick Update:  Boyle is currently at the Marquette Gyros funneling tzaziki sauce with a lobster bib on while protecting his 3 piece suit.  He also just got into a near altercation trying to bum a cigarette from the guy that works the counter.  More info to come shortly.

Someone at Gyros just made fun of his last name. They're taking it outside!

[Skatastrophy]

Someone at Gyros just made fun of his last name. They're taking it outside!

I wouldn't eff with the guy.  He knows Dahmer.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Holy name drops, Batman!

Is BJ Surhoff really a name drop?

[rocky_warrior]

Someone at Gyros just made fun of his last name. They're taking it outside!

Reportedly called him Gerald P. Blister, and then the guy had the nerve to ask if the P stood for pimple.

[wildbillsb]

Hold on a second... back up.  Are we sure that we're talking Gerald P. Boyle?  (I sure hope it's not Gerald N. Boyle.... he's kind of a nerd.)

Will someone please confirm that it isn't Gerald B. Boyle or Gerald H. Boyle.  Perhaps it's Jerald P. Boyle, or maybe Jerald McBoyle?  Are you sure it's not Ally's brother, Jerald McBeel.... he's an attorney too.  Or maybe it's Jerel McBeel.

Hey!  Did you guys hear Jerel McNeal is on campus?

+100!

[leever]

I'm not a premium member.  My father and I attend most of the MU functions, most recently the awards banquet.  We met him a few years back at a party at BJ Surhoff's house, who was my dad's neighbor.  Now we say hi every time we see him at these MU events.  He loves MU basketball and has flown with them to games before along with Dick Strong.

So, Boyle, Strong AND Surhoff are on campus today?  What's the attraction?

[LON]

All sorts of awesome in this thread.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

So, Boyle, Strong AND Surhoff are on campus today?  What's the attraction?

4never is repeating the Northwestern sex toy lecture in the dental school.  on himself.   

[Dawson Rental]

I guess its going to take most of us a couple of weeks to realize that there really won't be any news to discuss on this board until the summer Pro-Am league starts.

[Ari Gold]

I'm not a premium member.  My father and I attend most of the MU functions, most recently the awards banquet.  We met him a few years back at a party at BJ Surhoff's house, who was my dad's neighbor.  Now we say hi every time we see him at these MU events.  He loves MU basketball and has flown with them to games before along with Dick Strong.

Comment A: I wish my dad was popular enough to take me around to cool awards functions so I could name drop like that. that would be like SOOOOOO Awesome.

Comment B: Surhoff and Dick Strong? Sounds like you were on a porno set.

[Coleman]

Thanks guys (especially those of you with <20 posts), I needed a laugh today.

[Ben Golds Five]

Comment A: I wish my dad was popular enough to take me around to cool awards functions so I could name drop like that. that would be like SOOOOOO Awesome.

Comment B: Surhoff and Dick Strong? Sounds like you were on a porno set.

so witty

[dw3dw3dw3]

I'm not a premium member.  My father and I attend most of the MU functions, most recently the awards banquet.  We met him a few years back at a party at BJ Surhoff's house, who was my dad's neighbor.  Now we say hi every time we see him at these MU events.  He loves MU basketball and has flown with them to games before along with Dick Strong.

Nice, I was looking for an example to show my 7 year old about how being a bragger in life will make you the butt of all jokes behind your back...or on message boards.

[foreverwarriors]

I'm not a premium member.  My father and I attend most of the MU functions, most recently the awards banquet.  We met him a few years back at a party at BJ Surhoff's house, who was my dad's neighbor.  Now we say hi every time we see him at these MU events.  He loves MU basketball and has flown with them to games before along with Dick Strong.

head, meet desk

[mosarsour]

Comment A: I wish my dad was popular enough to take me around to cool awards functions so I could name drop like that. that would be like SOOOOOO Awesome.

Comment B: Surhoff and Dick Strong? Sounds like you were on a porno set.

Comment B FTW!!!!

[StillAWarrior]

This is my favorite thread in a long, long time...maybe ever.

[leever]

This is my favorite thread in a long, long time...maybe ever.

Wonder what CBB thinks about all this.