Need some MUScoop creativity

[Marquette Mama]

I just found out that my summer intern is a Providence College Friar.  I know how creative you guys can be.  Can you help me think of some good barbs to pepper him with throughout the summer?  Seems like our recent experience with the Xavier brothers could provide plenty of opportunity.

[NavinRJohnson]

Have your brother get hammered and come in in the middle of a work day, and start yelling at his boss.

[PuertoRicanNightmare]

Tell him you slept with his Dad.

[Tom Crean's Tanning Bed]

Start an "NIT, NIT" chant when walking into the room...

[Skatastrophy]

They've never won the NCAA tourney.  The last time they got close was when Rick Pitino took them to the Final Four in '87 (possibly before your intern was born?).

UConn is their biggest rival.

They're a university, so you can't pick on that without making fun of the Jesuits.

This is a tough one.  Not much to make fun of PC for... They're a lot like MU

Now if you want to make fun of Rhode Island, that's an easy on

[GGGG]

"Providence?  You guys even made Joe Fulce look good."

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Have your brother get hammered and come in in the middle of a work day, and start yelling at his boss.

only if he dresses like 4everwarriors and calls a time out as he walks in.

[mosarsour]

Walk up to him and say "Joe Fulce wanted you to pass a message to the basketball team" then give him a sharp elbow to the eye.

[77ncaachamps]

If his name is John, call him "John ShammJohn."

Tell him PC don't produce quality basketball stars, just quality coaches. (a light slap followed by praise, I know)