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MuggsyB

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Beluga in terrible situation
« on: August 08, 2022, 07:41:20 PM »
No need for eating jokes.  Get this whale out of the Seine and in a cold and salt water environment.  Immediately.  He/She is rejecting food and is in dire straights in that cesspool river.  I'm afraid this is going to end very badly for this poor Beluga. Let the Sea Shepherd crew take over. 
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Re: Beluga in terrible situation
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2022, 07:43:18 PM »
Mayor Beluga?
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Uncle Rico

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Re: Beluga in terrible situation
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2022, 07:50:41 PM »
I really thought this topic was about something else
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Re: Beluga in terrible situation
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2022, 12:42:32 AM »
Yep, Beluga is one of the worst Russian vodkas but they figured out that if they print the label in English and make it look fancy, it can be exported and sold extremely profitably.
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Re: Beluga in terrible situation
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2022, 04:41:23 AM »
I hear it is eating fine.  Feasting on French manatees.
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Re: Beluga in terrible situation
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2022, 07:24:04 AM »
Quote from: MuggsyB on August 08, 2022, 07:41:20 PM
No need for eating jokes.  Get this whale out of the Seine and in a cold and salt water environment.  Immediately.  He/She is rejecting food and is in dire straights in that cesspool river.  I'm afraid this is going to end very badly for this poor Beluga. Let the Sea Shepherd crew take over.

I never eat jokes. I seldom even eat whale.

But I agree that we should blame the river.
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Re: Beluga in terrible situation
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2022, 07:27:43 AM »
Quote from: Jockey on August 09, 2022, 07:24:04 AM
But I agree that we should blame the river.

Obviously enticed that poor beluga. Did you see what it was wearing??!!? French hussy.
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MuggsyB

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Re: Beluga in terrible situation
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2022, 07:54:38 AM »
The whale was moved finally to a saltwater lock.  No idea why they waited so long.
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Re: Beluga in terrible situation
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2022, 07:56:43 AM »
Quote from: MuggsyB on August 09, 2022, 07:54:38 AM
The whale was moved finally to a saltwater lock.  No idea why they waited so long.
Saltwater is good for preservation, so the French will be able to eat the Beluga in the winter months.
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Re: Beluga in terrible situation
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2022, 08:00:34 AM »
Quote from: lawdog77 on August 09, 2022, 07:56:43 AM
Saltwater is good for preservation, so the French will be able to eat the Beluga in the winter months.

French don’t have drinking water in places right now. 
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Re: Beluga in terrible situation
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2022, 08:28:34 AM »
Quote from: lawdog77 on August 09, 2022, 07:56:43 AM
Saltwater is good for preservation, so the French will be able to eat the Beluga in the winter months.

I think it’s more like the concept of brining a turkey. 
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Re: Beluga in terrible situation
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2022, 09:42:05 AM »
You spelled Bryan Bulaga wrong.
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Re: Beluga in terrible situation
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2022, 10:17:58 AM »
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Re: Beluga in terrible situation
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2022, 12:49:54 PM »
Quote from: MuggsyB on August 08, 2022, 07:41:20 PM
No need for eating jokes.  Get this whale out of the Seine and in a cold and salt water environment.  Immediately.  He/She is rejecting food and is in dire straights in that cesspool river.  I'm afraid this is going to end very badly for this poor Beluga. Let the Sea Shepherd crew take over.

The ability for humans to care for the sick, disabled and other species is one of the great things about us (some of us apparently) amongst a lot of negatives and selfish behaviors and negative emotions.

Keep a big open heart, it is a great thing to have, even if it results in some sadness for the difficulties of others and situations like this.  Don’t change that about yourself and don’t be afraid to be open about it. The world would be a better place if there were more big hearted open people.
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Re: Beluga in terrible situation
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2022, 05:05:35 PM »
Quote from: GOO on August 09, 2022, 12:49:54 PM
The ability for humans to care for the sick, disabled and other species is one of the great things about us (some of us apparently) amongst a lot of negatives and selfish behaviors and negative emotions.

Keep a big open heart, it is a great thing to have, even if it results in some sadness for the difficulties of others and situations like this.  Don’t change that about yourself and don’t be afraid to be open about it. The world would be a better place if there were more big hearted open people.

Ty GOO.  This poor Beluga is sadly is serious trouble now.  It's going to take a minor miracle for he/she to get back to Arctic waters.  Very sad.  An orca died in the Seine last year or the year before.  Not sure why this is happening. 
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Re: Beluga in terrible situation
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2022, 05:27:22 PM »
Quote from: MuggsyB on August 09, 2022, 05:05:35 PM
Ty GOO.  This poor Beluga is sadly is serious trouble now.  It's going to take a minor miracle for he/she to get back to Arctic waters.  Very sad.  An orca died in the Seine last year or the year before.  Not sure why this is happening.

Climate change
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Re: Beluga in terrible situation
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2022, 05:39:11 PM »
Quote from: real chili 83 on August 09, 2022, 04:41:23 AM
I hear it is eating fine.  Feasting on French manatees.

Mmmm smoked beluga. The “other” manatee meat. Is good served with three strips of baby seal bacon.
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MuggsyB

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Re: Beluga in terrible situation
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2022, 06:54:41 PM »
Every single one of our marine mammals deserve unwavering admiration and respect brother dgies.
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MuggsyB

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Re: Beluga in terrible situation
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2022, 08:29:31 AM »
The whale was euthanized.  What an awful, awful, series of events. 
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Re: Beluga in terrible situation
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2022, 08:31:32 AM »
Maybe they will use it to feed the hungry
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